Da Blog : Day Late Dollar Short

Bears fans won't be the one able to shake the lake this year. Previous recordings of fan sound will be what does it. Also it is going to be authentic as possible. So the NFL has recorded or will be using recordings from fans during  games of the last 4 years. So Bears v lions in a couple Sundays will be using noises from games form when the Bears beat up on the lions. So espeaxt a lot of air to be let out of the staduim like when kyle fuller made that shoe lace tackle at the goal line last thanksgiving https://www.facebook.com/ChicagoBears/videos/2621969651230009/   will Chase Daniels carving up lions sound bites be used too  or how about when Khalil Mack sacked Stafford and did a cart wheel after wards  if these sound bites are being used man o man DA bears shouldn't even travel to the Motor city and the lions should call up Roger Goodell and say they forfeit. And if they do manage to not be the cowardly lions and do want to play will they tur...

Last night I had my first ever fantasy football draft ever.  I never got into it since I never wanted to cheer for players that are not on the Bears.  And before I get hammered for not going bear heavy. I went 5 out of my 16 picks to Bears.  And first off I will be playing alot of the Bears players more then anything. I am not going to set my roster till the week before. But the GM suit on and went to work So here is the order or type of way I picked. George Kittle  took first pick kind of a panic pick wanted to go TE round two and RB first but all my prospects got taken.  Russel Wilson Still had no idea what to do since no "star" running back was left went QB why not Wilson will do what ever it takes to win so gotta snag him.  and to be honest after that I blacked out and no idea who I picked in what order. So just going to go down the list and say why I got them  Tarik Cohen why would I not he is a bear David Montgomery is h...

I know this is a Sports heavy blog. But It's a Drama/Theater and Art blog today. Because Well it  Finally happened I've seen Hamilton…. And IT sucked my sister finally had us all sit down and watch Hamilton. And I don’t know if its just me and my natural ability to go against the grain or I the natural ability to just dislike every thing that is popular or get on the trend late but this Play/musical was not as good as it seemed And no no no I'm not some idiot who has never seen a play before slamming Hamilton. I've seen quite a few musicals in my time. I'm no opera snob but I'm also not an uncultured swine either, I know a thing or two, when it come to plays. Let me slam on Ham for a bit. Just way over hyped was a good play but not as good as everyone says. Didn't change my life, didn't have me singing as I left my couch just did not do it for me. And Spoiler alert if you every read a history book you know what happens. He was a founding father....

Ok training camp is not going great in the QB room. The rumor down in Lake Forest IE Halas Hall is that both Qb's are either under performing, and stinking up the joint or that they are both doing good but that good is only above average. Nick is also a liar he said 9 is only for Philly after he went to Jag off land and wore 7. Nick not a man of his word?  Look at this pic too. a happy enjoying life Mitch, and Foles a scared nerve wrecked guy probably thinking " Hey this Mitch Guy is pretty good I hope he starts over me cuz I stink like coffee breath and I can't do what he does."  Above average is not what we need right now especially after David Montgomery getting hurt yesterday. The Ariel attack the first couple weeks is going to be important. Yeah who ever is at QB can torch the lions. But come week two when we play the NEW tennis ball taped Giants DB we may struggle. Then falcons in new treads may be hard and Super Bowl 41 rematch.Those two ga...

Lucas Giolito throw a no no the other night first one in this short season, and 19th in White Sox history. Every one is flying high right now. We got our Ace, Sox are 19-12 in 2nd place one game behind the twins [half a head of the Indians but worry is for later] And the Sox are trying to capitalize on people win high by selling" tickets" from Giolito's no no. for the low price of $27 bucks you can be the owner of this unique ticket and BUY from ticket master your preferred location just like you where at the game. But after paying $40 to  walk a mile , which I did not do yet, and the return to school money is a little tight here at DaChitown.blogspot.com so get the hard card stock out for the printer and my crafty photo editing skills I can save my self the $27 bucks and make a counterfeit ticket Boom took me no more then 5 mins to do that just need a printer for my actual counterfeit ticket. Place your order right now for $7 a ticket through me. We can both sav...

David Montgomery went down yesterday with a non contact injury groin. Normally I would say behind closed doors or in my head " What did ya do pull your nutsack ice the boys up and come back tomorrow." But this close to the season O'Fuck was my response. Today this morning it was stated that he may be out 2-4 weeks and according to my calendar, we are fucked in the run game. Because the season starts in 17 days he may come back if its the 2 weeks he needs off but he probably won't/ To close to the actual season. Its not like we efficiently ran the ball that much but the run game is still important.  It also does not help that out play at QB of we don't know who is starting off because Foles and Mitch are bout playing not great and not good below average at training camp. I'm just saying know who's not out... Jordan Howard. yes I'm still pissed about the Jordan Howard trade. Just saying Cohen, Howard, Montgomery a deadly back field when all ...

The audacity of Fox to have a superfan bracket and not invite me. Who The hell are you Fox ? Who was the idiot who's going to lose there job because they thought it would be smart to not include me?  My name is Superfan Max my first name literally meets the  criteria to be in the bracket. I haven’t seen such bull shit since Cody Parkey missed field goal and was still on the team the next week. But no The Bengals superfan makes the list and not me? The Bengals haven't had a fan since Iggy woods was on the team. How can a Team that does not have an indoor practice facility, and practices by the expressway have a fan and make it and not me? Answer me that Fox. I am well qualified to be on the bracket My record/ history as a fan.  Joined the Bears in 2012. Went to My first game in 2014 Bears lose to the Lions 20-14 I remember that score off the top of my head I have the longest touchdown run In Bears history I have caused 2 missed field goals while at game...

Khalil Mack knows whats up. And he officially is a Bear might as well start building his bust in Canton all ready. 31st member of the NFL hall of fame primarily from the Bears 36 all time. He'll be the 37th Bear in Canton. He is ready for the season. In the Chicago Sun times he said ‘I wasn’t good enough, wasn’t good enough at all,’’ ‘‘I don’t make any excuses. I just rise to the occasion, and I am getting ready for this one. It’s gonna be a fun one, man. I can’t wait.’’ The MAN IS READY TO ATTACK I'm not a smart man but he's pissed that he only had 8.5 sacks last year, fewest since his rookie year, went 8-8 last year and he didn't have any fun last year. I'm not smart like i said but I know he's ready to rip off QB's heads and kill people out there. And I can't wait. Mack is ready to do his job and thats to hit, sack,strip the QB no matter what. He doesn't care who is under our center for the Bears wether it be Foles or Mitch[ please be...

I know I know. I’m a Chicago sports based blog and I should be all over the most important sporting event that is not a championship. The Crosstown classic, I should be hammering White Sox takes like nobody’s business but quite frankly. I don’t want to jinx it. The Sox are now 17-11 3rd place in the division not a 1 or 2 automatic in the playoff but I think the 2nd wild card qualifier if I stand correct.  We are also on a 7 game win streak all is not perfect but everything is alright right on the south side if you ask me. But you know it’s the Crosstown Cup. The ugly comes out of everyone so first off. Fuck the Cubs! Let’s get it out of the system that’s the standard issue insult on both sides. The Model 1861 Springfield Rifle of this Civil War. But now let’s fight with logic. As we know we are in the age of social media and NBC Chicago has been flying the L with the Sox these past days. Do you blame them? No. The Cubs left WGN to start their own network and the Bears Hawks...

As quarantine, light lock down, what ever we are in and people aren't listening to anymore comes to an end or is still going on who knows at this point.I've been in my house blogging or doing nothing all day for the record following what ever rules we are supposed to be following. I did something. I played video games specifically my playstation 2 for the first time since like 2012. And man o man besides getting my ass kicked by the computer it was kinda fun. Now I get why my parents never bought or allowed me to have a gaming system in my house. Because I be fatter, dumber, lazier then I already am since I would just want to "game" all day. No NO NO too we did not have that sleek skinny one that came out in 2004. We had that big old chunky one our playstation was missing no meals. I vaguely remember  when we got it but it had to be mid 2000's any where from 2004-2006. Lets split the difference and say 2005 was one of the best years of my life Sox just won ...