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With Chicago's Pride Parade today. It's a perfect time to talk about my beef with The Gays.

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Yeah big problem guy and today is the day to air it all out. ME VS Gays lets wipe the board with the people I don't have a problem with Gay men no issue what's so ever. Stereotypically gay guys sure they may dress and talk a little funny, like to dance, and like to garden buts whats wrong with that they add value to the neighborhood by making the area look nice. They see you in a bad outfit they'll tell you " that thats not it" help you look good whats wrong with that? Then the other half of gay guys are stereotypical men good ole football watching beer drinking men they just like a different porno. So gay Guys you are alright. People always ask would you be ok having a gay son?" I rather have a gay son then have a son who's a packer fan. Cuz there's nothing wrong with being gay but you gotta be messed up in the head to want to like the packers.  Lesbian woman no major problem just save some women for me hey- o. Bi- Guys Thumbs Up. Pans, Trans and aut...

I "enjoy" working out now : Video

like I said, earlier this week on the Blog. But I'm making changes, trying to mix it up in life or trying to reestablish my self because i'm 22. I'f I keep trying to go to how I was for the past 2 years. It ain't going to be good 2 years from now. Plus with the pandemic and all everyone's lifes changed better or for worse. Even so think about it 2 years ago I was 20 and I can't go on living like a 20 year my whole life because then I couldn't drink to get rid of half my problems. I'm kidding I don't drink I only snort cocaine on the specialist of occasions. Every other day and the days in between. I'm joking or am I? What ever believe me or not but I'm cleaning up my act and slowly trying to get back into shape. Due to the the obvious restrictions of Gyms being closed, then when they reopened the one at my school didn't allow us dirty gypsy commuting Folk to use it. No job so the funds where low and not "allowing" my self to wor...

Corn Dogs

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Carnival time is in full swing at your local church, boys and girls club, neighborhood they are all over the city of Chicago this time of year. Carnival food is a stable at all of these events, people come to these events some times just for the food. You've got your stables the funnel cake, Italian ice, ribbon cut fries,  anything deep fired on a stick. But the star of deep fried on a stick the G.O.A.T. the stable the corner stone of fried on a stick is the Corn Dog.  I enjoy corn dogs the breading, the walkability, the cross over into breakfast. Loveable item But corn dogs are the most confusing things ever. Mainly because they are economically the most absurd thing out there.  Right up their  Girl Scout Cookies . You go to one of these events and buy one for like 7 bucks. But you can go to the store and get 12 for 9 bucks. There is not middle ground on the price of corn dogs. Its gotta break down to survival. Corn dogs board line on life and death. Not the risk of...

The Work Chronicles: Part 3: Failing Up Ward

What does everyone have in common and like to complain about? Their Jobs. I'm no different I work to hard and don't get paid enough. This is the Work Chronicles. So just like everyone else in America chances are they are working a shitty part time or shitty job and not making enough money.  Hell even the key phrase of I work to hard and don;t get paid enough had to come from some where.  But this chronicle is about the time I failed up word and got paid more. So I was probably maybe 1 top 2 months at my meat wrapping job. They never said pay rate till interview was desperate for work and money so I took it, $11 dollars an hour. I don't work in Chicago I work in a " suburb" of Chicago aka one of those Suburbs that interlock with the edge of the city. You know what I'm talking about one of those suburbs where if you drive down the street your in Chicago for a block by the end you're in the Suburb , 4 more blocks back in the city. I'm in that 4 block maki...

Victoria Secert Model

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We live in such a woke world now, everyone has to get involved. That they have started to branch out from race, face, color, and body imagine to the mentally challenged. I just have one question,  How does this even get proposed? Are the sitting in the board room at HQ. This is where it gets better the HQ Located out of all places Reynoldsburg, Ohio. Yes you read that right Victoria Secret headquarters is in OHIO. 39 mins away from Columbus. They had to be sitting in the Reynoldsburg HQ the 11th hour sitting there " C'mon guys we need new model ideas. NOW!"  Random faceless employee who is hatting their cube farm job: "But Boss we are running out of unique  people to use we did the old, we did Asian, we did the thick, we did the anemic, we did it all."  Another faceless employee who hasn't seen their family in days: " How about Down syndrome?"  Boss drops their pen and removes their face from their hands " Do they got a good Rack do?  faceless...

The Work Chronicles: part 2: Blanton disrespect

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 What does everyone have in common and like to complain about? Their Jobs. I'm no different I work to hard and don't get paid enough. This is the Work Chronicles. And how do I even start this one simply going to say OUT RAGE. Spite, grudge, literal bulitin board material. Hatorade at its finest. Right here is the list.  Had to cover up the names of the inncieont to protect them selfs this is theirs story or what ever law order says duh duh.  Do you see a Jose… do you see a max… do you a Jose max.. or a superfan max. nope! Multiple names to choose from and and and still  left of the list   This is the list is the fuel to the fire that will keep me going for a few more months at this stupid job. It’s alright would of been nice to get a little shout out or what ever. But it’s not like I really want to be reminded that I’ve been here 6 months longer then I wanted to be, Jesus yes I brought him into to this. I gotta get out this place  

double GG packes

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 late night surfing. Running out of websites so went on buzzfeed saw the article horrible logos and designs.  Saw this what can you expect from a school ran by a bunch of cheese eating hillbillies  The Logo is a G and your are saying a word with G what a bunch of idiots. The Book store too can't crack open one of those things you are selling to see how to use G in a word. This ain't even funny its sad a big college and this is the best they can come up with? They ain't got one know all college kid up there to say thats wrong, every campus has a betty know it all and she must of been busy trying to transfer out of the state. I can spell things wrong cuz I'm a shitty blogger, but a whole school of " smart" people can't get it right? Its a shame those future packer backer children have to follow in the foot steps of idiots. 

NFL Draft Hats

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 Draft Hats already on clearance and its only been what a little over a month from the Draft? I love a good clearance deal or discount I'm not cheap I'm broke  Said it once I'll say it again the NFL has us right where they want us under their thumb. We get lame draft logos, hats, faceless superbowl logos because we keep coming back. We eat what ever the NFL shuffles in our face and have the slop hang out from around out mouth, busting at the seams we still some how manage to ask for more. They took over being the Number one sport in the country, kept baseball down after doing so. Pumped Jesus from his day of the week. They did everything and anything to build credibility, gain fans, did what ever it took to take over the world up until 2010 and said ight we got everyone where done. Dust off the hands and said " ok they get what we give." Its like the NFL big brain idea guys got hit with CTE and just stopped producing. The time CTE broke out the NFL should of been ...

Work Chronicles: Part 1: To Hard of a Worker

 New Blog Series or reacquiring segment or what ever.  What does everyone have in common and like to complain about? Their Jobs. I'm no different I work to hard and don't get paid enough. This is the Work Chronicles no particular order cuz I haven't blogged in a while but saved notes. So First Work Chronicle will be about how all that working hard has paid off. So I will try and be discreet about it or not partially say where I work because it's a place of business and I don't need my millions and millions of fans swarming me and my meat counter. Grant it in a previous blog I probably said where I work who knows, I don't read, defiantly don't prof read and yous guys know that. I'm a shitty blogger not a editor. Any whos I've been at m job way to long. About 25 days out from first year start date. And my manger saw that he has to do a performance review on the last 11 months. Said i've been doing good and asked if I wanted a "promotion."...