Corn Dogs

Carnival time is in full swing at your local church, boys and girls club, neighborhood they are all over the city of Chicago this time of year. Carnival food is a stable at all of these events, people come to these events some times just for the food. You've got your stables the funnel cake, Italian ice, ribbon cut fries,  anything deep fired on a stick. But the star of deep fried on a stick the G.O.A.T. the stable the corner stone of fried on a stick is the Corn Dog. 

I enjoy corn dogs the breading, the walkability, the cross over into breakfast. Loveable item But corn dogs are the most confusing things ever. Mainly because they are economically the most absurd thing out there.  Right up their Girl Scout Cookies. You go to one of these events and buy one for like 7 bucks. But you can go to the store and get 12 for 9 bucks. There is not middle ground on the price of corn dogs. Its gotta break down to survival. Corn dogs board line on life and death. Not the risk of getting a splinter on your tongue, deep throating a footlong and killing your imagine if some one snaps a pic. A corn dog at a fair vs your home is divided by flavor over life and death. We have to be paying for the deep frying taste, and prevention of it spilling over, into the fire, starting a grease fire, getting over whelmed, grabbing water instead of baking soda,  which just made it bigger. Spreading towards the wood cabinets, then it goes on to the wall burning down your whole house. Making you homeless you are a terrible  homeless person so you ended up getting shanked by another hobo and die of tetanus. So deep frying your own corn dogs will most likely end up with you dying of tetanus don't check the math but im 110% sure of that.  You can't bake a corn dog either just not the same taste. Remember all this next time you try and deep fry one its a life and death situation. You are a civilian ! you are not a Carnie with years upon years of deep frying knowledge  and wisdom. you never would of came up with the idea to deep fry a shoe and eat it. Deep frying is life and death. Carnies are basically doctores at this point. Corn dog prices are wild and extreme but I will never I repeat never will bat an eye at the price because I am not just paying for a delicious golden brown treat I am paying for my life.