Da Blog : Day Late Dollar Short

  This happened way back in the day back in 2014. Once I looked it up i found this out. But this the difference in Chicagoans  this 8-9 year old looking 6 year old, that city life ages you. This kid got balls of steal, now I can say I'd go and help at age 20 I'd go out there and save the girl. But as a 6 year old I'd probably have no real idea whats going on. But this kid came out kicking. And I saw this post on instagram, I'm not gonna be a dick and say Oh teach kids to run and get help like the comments. Yeah I get it was stupid and the abductor could of got a 2 for 1 deal. But some one got to do the dirty work of life the kid 6 he's not gonna remember the make and model of the car, or plate numbers. This was 2014 there where no real cameras on houses yet. was the coming of age in technology. Gotta be about action, it was that or do nothing. Bob Ross use to say not mistakes happy accidents mistake to run and do that but saved a life possible so I think it was the ...

                let's go big man lets get on the blocks I'd smoke your ass sooooo bad, underground race. Can't be a legit one for the books because "apparently" I don't qualify for the over 100 men's division even do he's calling me out. Which is BS. This man don't want the smoke. I'm a sneaky good athlete and think it be a pretty even race. He may be the favorite in the race but I'm an underdog the Chicago Rocky, Maxy Balboa lets race put it all on the line. I'm ready to go already stretching. Time and place I don't care if he had more time to train he's loosing for sure race for shoes looser has to give up the shoes during the race. Pink slip style. 

Well the Cubs greatest era of history is officially over.  And with appropriate response to all of this, is this simple meme.  That can basically and will some up this day in Cubs history. Like I said yesterday in the  Anthony Rizzo Blog  I got no idea what the Cubs are doing. Well I do looking towards the future and staying competitive getting value for really good players before losing them to free agency. But loose all of them? They got rid of Rizzo, Bryant- Giants, John Lester- Cardinals [which I don't get ]Javy Baez- Mets This weirdo Who gets its done Craig Kimbrel- white sox. Oh and don't forget All their fans- to Sox and any other team besides the Cubs.  The Cubs are greedy all they had to do was ride of in to the sun set with their first world series win after 108 years. Keep as many players as they could for as long as they could. I don't know much in life but the cubs probably need money to pay for all those fancy things they got going for them at/ aro...

* CLASS BREAKS *  Oh my God it’s Stone Cold La Russa heading to the plate to open a can of whoop ass   The benches cleared at the same time the man is just so fast that he was able to beat everyone out there by a mile Tony McQueen I am speed. has to be what he told him self this morning.   or is Tony an Office fan he is the manager like Michel Scott  Me and La Russa same category sneaky athletic from looking at us you would not expect us to be out there hustling but we some how manage to get it done.  Oh but last night at the ball park gets better. Full clip on why he even ran out there.  Out here like Scrabby- doo ready to fight. And he was ready to chuck knucks and hasn't even had a drink yet or this meme  maybe La Russa  plays favorites was ok with Yermin getting hit but will go out there for a star. I'll chalk it up as that La Russa bonded with the team over time and is now in the will do anything for them. A real League of their own stor...

The predators’ Luke Prokop announced that he is gay. Making him the first NHL player under contract to be openly gay.    Everyone proud and happy he’s getting calls from Elton John. He is a hero and a icon. the predators say they are fully behind him which is messed up. What if he’s a top Nashville Predators did you even think about that? think all gay people like it from behind. Trying to be progressive thinking saying they’ll support him but assuming his preference when it comes to sex. shame on that stupid organization. Just for that  I hope they never win a playoff series  again. The blackhawks gotta play 100 times better not just because they are bad but to beat these stereotyping Nashville southerners. 

 Saying Americans are fat. We will take that slander from everyone besides you French jagoffs.  I have never once seen an American wipe the barbecue sauce, ranch, ketchup, fat dripping crease from their plate with a price of bread before. Maybe the dorrito dust from our finger but thats a universal thing we all do it from Brazil to Tokyo everyone licking fingers. But the plate? Oh so clean ever heard of a napkin to wipe it with? Soap and water. well I know yous guys haven't heard of that in the shower so not surprised there. Really no food remnants are that good that they need to be sponged off with a piece of a baguette.Know where you can stick that baguette french people? Stick it up your candy  cul. French people want to act like they are all fancy and better then Americans but then yous go on and do this action like a pig. We may have the extra poundage that makes us fat, but yous do things that label you fat. I rather be seen as fat instead of a fat person. A bunch o...

I could not believe this. Was working went to go take a leak checked my phone and saw like 5 post on instagram saying he got traded to the Yankees.  Unbelievable. Some people deserve to stay in a certain uniform Rizzo one of them. Yeah I know drafted by the Red Sox, played first game as a Padre but his whole career  is gonna be remembered as a cub. I will never understand what the cubs are doing should of kept him or as many of the 2016 cubs players together.  That franchise has/had a thumb up their ass ,not even a boys town joke, for 108 years you did then unthinkable and now yous want to get greedy and try and repeat or try and grow or rebuild to win again. Calm down, pump the brakes yeah I get you play the game to win. But you did it you won, now let them ride off into the sunset and enjoy you did it keep the players that did it happy. But I get it the league/ and sport teams has to be and stay competitive need to make money for pay for that updated stadium. Rizzo was ...

 Cuz we/ you are ugly simple as that. 

I have to be a big delusional asshole thinking I can get a beach bod this late in the game. Theres always that one guy in every friend group thinking a few more curls and I'll look to good the one time I take my shirt off in public this summer. It's peak summer but guess what? I'm gonna get that beach bod for sure, even do I should already have it. The way I am going to do so is by taking back my Bread stance  low carb it and by eating right according to this video I can.  Can't go wrong with grilled lettuce. I don't care if the statue of limitations are long gone but some one call Child Protective Services this man ate grilled lettuce growing up, or his feeding his kids grilled lettuce. And if we got the phone out and making calls some one call the cops on his barber for killing his hair line Geez. Got an Egg head too.  There's not even real grill marks on that thing so he just heated up some leafy greens.  grilled lettuce = warm lettuce Which in other words di...

I have to side with the 97% of people and say no its not tacky. And I hate to say it Ahhhh not that controversial of a pick.  If you grabbing a roll, breadstick, slice as you sit down. Sliding down the booth and going for the basket already, you must of just been rescued from the desert if not you just coming off the street yeah you are an animal. Sit down pass the menus out and those little plates if they have them and ask what everyones getting and then grab a roll, slice, stick what ever bread is in that basket something to nibble as you read the menu.   What the hell she think the bread there for? Heck if you know what your gonna get cuz all these nervous  nelly millennials are either looking up the menu at home and standing in front of the mirror practicing the line of what they plan on ordering like its a life changing audition. Or ordering chicken tenders and fries like a 7 year old loser . Then what if you got me an animal who's takes maybe 30 seconds to look...

The Mayor is a lesbian if she wanted it they would of or she could of get it back. People should be more pissed that it cost money to re paint and tar an already perfectly good walkway This is so stupid. I’ll probably get canceled for this but why do people make such a big deal about gay people? They’re not that special anymore no one really cares if you’re gay or not and if they do, you let your self get rattled way to easier and why do you care what others think just move on, your not gonna see that person after that. What you worried about people and what they say on the internet block them or just keep scrolling.  And I  know coming from the straight male so my opinion is already invalid and doesn't matter what I say. Waste of time and space of a blog.  But everyone oppressed gay people not that special they are just some one wishing they got their genitals licked by some one just like you and me. Should of just left the side walk not hurting anyone but you know gay p...

 Time for some more prime summer talk. Ice Cream on a hot summer day is such a great feeling. Just one of the best summer loves that last and continues year in and year out instead of like our summer loves who leave us by the 4th........ I'm so lonely..... But anyways  You've seen this sign a million times on the ice cream truck. Grant it I never had because you never get ice cream from an ice cream truck. Guy got no running water, works in a truck so already dirty werido. Not cleaning his hands or using hand sanitizer, in a truck scratching his sweaty balls picking his noise at ever light and handing you ice cream. So for sure the soft serve cone, or anything he is scooping is out. Have to stick to a prepackaged item.  The real ice cream guys are the paletas man [hombre] El Paletero. With his little cart and those ringing bells. Now thats a real ice cream man.  But I'm getting off track from the original assignment. It's what am I picking?    well if ...

I have no idea what I would take. This is a legit question I can’t answer up there what is the meaning of life. I have no idea what to say yous guys all know I look like this. ꜜ. But i can not legit say the answer it. This is boggle my mind all day as I weight to light off fire works. Reply high I need to be careful with don’t want to blow off my blogging fingers. But say I went for a walk[work out as if] and didn’t eat before we can push deep. No condiments either Nathan’s hotdogs are thinner then Vinnea beef hotdogs. Plus I’m not gonna win the competition, so I don’t need to be going for 40+ dogs in that time frame. I’m already good for 2 for sure 3 when I’m being more of a fatty then usual. I never pushed the limits on my hotdog eating past that so uncharted territory. Just like this question I don’t know what to take the over or under. Bet the money line or something that I’ll finish, or prop bet I won’t throw up take something else besides the O/U cuz I have no idea possible video...