French Fat ass

 Saying Americans are fat. We will take that slander from everyone besides you French jagoffs.


 I have never once seen an American wipe the barbecue sauce, ranch, ketchup, fat dripping crease from their plate with a price of bread before. Maybe the dorrito dust from our finger but thats a universal thing we all do it from Brazil to Tokyo everyone licking fingers. But the plate? Oh so clean ever heard of a napkin to wipe it with? Soap and water. well I know yous guys haven't heard of that in the shower so not surprised there. Really no food remnants are that good that they need to be sponged off with a piece of a baguette.Know where you can stick that baguette french people? Stick it up your candy cul. French people want to act like they are all fancy and better then Americans but then yous go on and do this action like a pig. We may have the extra poundage that makes us fat, but yous do things that label you fat. I rather be seen as fat instead of a fat person. A bunch of "Oh la la la hun hun" Cheese eating, non deodorant wearing, black beret wearing fatties. 

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