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Online Church

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You can find everything online these days. Anything!  So it was just brought up tp my attention by a friend last night that theres virtual mass now. The Pope a few weeks back "shut down" the churches all across the world because no more then 10 people can be in the same place together plus 6 ft apart. I was stoked since I would have to spend my birthday in Church cuz of easter vigil. And probably not a good idea to be sharing from the same cup, even do the priest washed their hands and hand sanitize them that they shouldn't be feeding you communion bare handed.  Especially if you're one of the people that like communion straight to hand to tongue. Even do there no Church apparently the religious faith still stands, I know bummer not at a Thunder dome There are no rules level of faith in society yet. [maybe thats what like 3 weeks, 4 tops] Guess one of the good parts of no Church and streaming it on a laptop  is you don't have the up down aerobic exercise ...

My God keep it in your pants.

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My God!  keeping it in your pants these days seems to be out of the question. Couples in lockdown are going at it like two bunnies who just got out jail after doing 5 years.  This article  did not say who it is but apparently the lead maker in condoms says it only has around 2 months left of condoms already made, in their stock pile left. Since they already sold out 50% of what they had. China and India are the world leader, and makers of condoms and due to those countries being high pandemic areas they can't make them. People are cooped up and need a release, some form of exercise, to burn those quarantine snack calories off. 25 minutes of passionate love making burns 69 [ nice] Calories for women and for men 100 calories. Once again a type of wage gap is between men and women. Maybe if women moved during sex instead of laying there they burn more off. But thats beside the point because anyone reading this probably not even making it to 25 mins. I'll be generous your o...

I can't wait to eat

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Being in lockdown stinks. This is defiantly what house arrest feels like but with internet and stuff.  Makes me never want to take 7/11, Nicky's, or Walgreens for granted every again and sports too. But Im not here to talk sports. I didn't get big by accident, I get cravings, Im hungry all the time. But since I can't walk into anywhere because you know germs, other people interactions, dirty money. I'm Just waiting for the day for the ban to be lifted and life goes back to normal and the party in the streets begin.  These snacks are my snacks that I would possible get when at school, on my commute, as a treat or something. There the O look a snickers I can go for a snickers instantly forget that I wanted that till the next time I see a snickers. Thats when I think back and go O yeah I wanted a snickers that one time. Alot of these snacks are coming up because I'm bored and watching endless random Youtube eating challenges shout out Matt Stonie, My strange food add...

Olympics no more

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The world sadly looses another sporting event this year. This time the Olympics. We have lost several sporting events due to the coronavirus so far this year. Those sports can be  referenced here . This take is going to come off as a big jagoff American move but if I'm being completely honest.I'm okay with no Olympics. Everyone has their own interests and the global sports that everyone does has no intrest to me. Few reason why I don't like the olympics they are no on at the time I want to be so never get to see the events, do to work, and  doing other summer activities get in the way. Do not watch those events regularly or  the sports/games that they have do no intrest me. Also where can I even find swimming, or cannoning  when they aren't in the Olympics. Once again being the cocky American even the events that do intrest me like basketball we just cream everyone no problem. Even Tony Hawk has a take similar to mine...kinda.  I can get into the Winte...

Chicago Blackhawks: Black History

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As we know hockey gets the wrap that it's a white sport. Since it's a prominently a white player sport. But like anything eventually it includes all people. The Chicago Blackhawks have at one time or another had 9 black hockey players, play for the team and they are: Tony McKegney a Left Winger who's career spanned from 1978–1991, and an abundance of teams that where BUF, QUE, MNS, NYR, STL, DET, CHI. He had a brief 9 game stint with the Hawks and had one assist. Dirk Graham right winger from1983–1995 and a two team guy MNS, CHI has alot of Blackhawks first, first captain of black descent in all of the NHL, first black  head coach  which didn't go so well since he coached 59 games and went 16-35-8 but as a player he represented the Chicago and team as it should be the hardest working team. As a player he scored 20+ points in four different seasons. 52 of his 219 NHL goals and had 343 of his 489 points with the Blackhawks  he could throw down do.  Definit...

Chicago Food power ranking

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Was originally going to be a taste of Chicago blog so you can get the real foods of Chicago but, Where in lock down quarantine social distancing we got coronavirus destroying the world the whole thing.We might not make it to a taste of Chicago. Plus you can’t go out side local business are shut down. Specifically the Mom and Pop shops all the ones for the most part that sell Chicago foods. So I’ve got the smorgasbord board of Chicago foods and I’m ranking them, to past the time. This is all my opinion just like DA  thanksgiving food power ranking , but with Chicago food. Im just going to list and rank as many Chicago foods so let's dig right in. Deep dish and Hot Dog I don't want to cop out and say A1 A2 so this was a hard one to rank deep dish has the stereotypical popularity since its a from Chicago and only sold in this city. Hotdogs on the other hand sold all over the place but a Chicago all beef Vienna hotdog  LA puts mayo on hotdogs. So top dog in the city of ...