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WhAt?

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 What the hell is jared "jag" goff saying?  The smog from the ford/Chrysler/GM factories, the water from Flint MI, that good crack something has to be eating at this mans brain.  What is he even saying? That sentence is as comprehendible or as literate as one of my blogs. C'mon buddy I feel bad for you since your in Detriot and I know that was a clear shot at the Bears. I enjoy you trying to relight the one sided rivalry of at least 1-2 free wins for the Bears on the season but c'mon. "Jag" Goff you know you have to play the Bears 2 times this year, the same bears who broke you in 2018 and that you never recovered from. He knows he has to play the NFL season with out Sean McVay controlling him from the sidelines right? Well I'll give it up the lions may have changed their culture over there, grant it Detroit will still Detroit. For example releasing 18 year veteran long snapper on his birthday. But it's what ever if you believe it not a lie it must n...

Nick Foles just upsets me

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 This week old cheesesteak hoagie aka philly trash just urks the crab out of me I had no say when he decided to go 0-6 in the middle of the season.  Getting all picky now Nicky? Your bum ass was about to retire in 2019 if the bears did not pick you up from the Jags going into 2020. A terrible decision by the Bears and Nagy mostly. You don't deserve to ring chase or get a say where you go, if the  Bears get a 7th round pick offer from a Canadian league team, a pick that is not even transferable to the NFL I don't care Pace take the pick and Nick grab a thick sweater on your way. I hate this guy with his stupid haircut you're an adult with kids from texas why do you have a surfer dude hair cut?   Easily one of the most disliked Bears next to Alshon Jeffery. Also Don't hit me with he's a Super bowl winning caliber QB he's not as bad as I say. Yeah he is the same ways yous guys said Mitch was shit I can say Foles is Trash which he is. Guess what in that 2017 season ...

Why I don’t like the cubs

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Baseball in my opinion does not have the rivalries like football. Yeah there's the Yankees Redsox but thats the most popularized one. Rivalries change for a team or division wise. Like When the Sox are good its Sox v Tigers, Sox v Royals, Sox v the division. But when they where bad for the past 10 years there has not really been a rivalry. I know now one feared us or wanted to beat us. We wanted to beat everyone so we could get a W in the win column. So a lot of lopsided rivalries recent years grant it’s changed now that we the shit. but one rivalry that stands the test of time and gets the whole city fired up year in and year out that still goes on past the baseball season.no matter how bad the teams are,  Its 24/365 its Cubs v Sox's they hate us and we hate them. This is my personally reasons why I hate the Cubs.  The cubs are seen as Chicago's baseball team  - The Sox are Chicagos baseball team. Hard working, over looked, and better food  -Hell its Goe...

Bears Survey

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Memories of that bills game came up today when I was doing a survey about my game day experience. I decided to let them know what was/ is UP.  First off I had to let them know who they where dealing with, and basically solidified my status as a super fan.  From that point on I fought for nostalgia Was amazed that you can travel to the Stadium by boat   let them know how bad traffic was, and not to make any irrational decisions they are lucky they didn't give me a write in box to report an incident. I saw a gruesome murder. *where* on the field. *oh*. I would of like to put that so I could boost the team but apparently that is not an acceptable answer.  Gave them more ways to improve my experience   more improvement  tried to get rid of ads for no reason  and finally food lines lied didn't even at at the game. the lines for food always seem bad if I got to juice it up and say its bad for others I'll do it and food at the stadium is expensive I...

Don't get to hyped now

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 Yeah I don't get why everyone so hyped over this new Kanye West album or this "listening Party" That's not a listening date thats a move in date. I don't get the hype with Kayne people go crazy  for him I don't get probably will never, but I'm a Z list internet blogger so who cares what I think.  And I'm 100% sure this is not a listening party date cuz who does that on a Thursday? And I couldn't be more right that he's moving in to Soldier Field. He hated the tiny room in ATL so he decided he get a little more space, and build his childhood home on the 50th yard line.  This is cool sure Kayne got a Chicago Anthem with Homecoming, credit due when its due great song I'll go crazy for kayne with that one. But how's he gonna get his house out of the stadium by NFL week 2 bears home opener that week so we kinda need the space. I'm all for Chicago-ish home grown talent, celebs so yeah I might not get the new kayne but I still appreciate ...

What they doing ?

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Gotta ask Dan What the Fuck they doing over there in Chicago's New Jersey   I mean Gary Indiana? If I moved out to munster Indiana [ 23 mins from gary]  when I was like 9, would I be getting 15 covid Shots for some reason? Dan's out there getting shots like its Friday night at the local watering hole after a breakup and he doesn't want to walk or wake up in the morning cuz he's so heart broken . Over here with his covid card having it look like a a pizza punch card gotta know what he gets for free after all this. Clean bill of health would be nice, but 15 arm stabs the 16th has to be free at least something a shirt maybe.  

Maybe He had a point?

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Never even really watched first take even do I have a special place for guys named Max, Max Goofy, Max from Grinch,  Max Greenfield. Why I don't watch more ESPN or First take with Max Kellerman makes no sense but regardless. Max kellerman is leaving First take we should take a moment and recall one of his most memorable takes of all time. No looking back it it. It doesn't seem like that bad of a take. UHHHHH not that bad of a take at all. With the beauty of what is youtube's algorithm, gave me NBA or basketballs best unintentional shot one which lead me to why Max Kellerman take is not that bad of one. Full court shot no one makes those just by accident even if the video says so. You think Iggy was just throwing the ball NO he was aiming at that basket knew what he was doing. So know what I stand by a fellow Max and agree with him Faith of the universe Martins got the death ray aimed at us Iggy can make the shot.   Who am I kidding  I'd prefer Curry make the shot he ...

Just give it to him

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Justin Fields, I'm not the most handsome man, I may not be the smartest, the most athletic, or the most of anything but when I know something I know it. And what I know is that the QB job is not yours Fields stay out the way looked at the craze look in this mans eyes, look at that sinister look on his face he's right its his time. I've might have been called a moron for saying when I went to the came I came for Fields not Dalton, and why would they start the starting QB so earlier in the game well FU Frank you don't know what your talking dope head about. Dalton going to be starting week one Fields probably should be taking starting reps if he the next coming of Jesus, I mean Walter Payton. So he can see some real NFL in a safe place we don't know if well get a 2-13 giants team for him to be able to get NFL experience with out getting hurt since that's what everyone is afraid of, maybe fix the O line just a crazy suggestion. Or he needs to sit so he can learn. I...

Bears Vs Bills Preseason recap

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This won't be a true and real recap for this weeks game, cuz who actually recaps a preseason game. These games don't count especially when you get mollywooped 41 -15. So game did not count even do the Bears saw the Eagles had the worse preseason game a few days before and The Bears decided to top that. Highly disgusted so no recap cuz I want to forget this game already. I was supposed to go to the full game but traffic was so terrible I missed the Mitch party and made it to the game with 1 min left in the 2nd quarter , so only watched the 2nd half of the game. Been working like a dog lately and the one Saturday I get off in like 3 weeks I got to sit in traffic for most of the day.  So I want to forget that game cuz of the horrible experience. But some general consensus I want to walk away with from this game is that:  Americas Frisbee Dog's are Friggin awesome. Old Video here for you to watch. Was supposed to see the Dogs back in 2017 when The Bears Played the Browns on Chr...

THEY ARE BACK BABY

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So last week, Wednesday specifically. They came back who you may ask? OUR/ YOUR good friends at NKD Underwear. Have come back out of nowhere from the clouds and Hit Me up to Tell You about an exclusive offer! But Before we get to that offer. I need a moment to speak, and say my NKD Underwear blog which can explain alot of this and give a better backstory can be  read in this blog . The Was messing around and now I guess I'm a Brand Ambassador. Is my most read blog of all time with 436 reads amazes me. Who is reading this no idea, is that promo code still useable hope so, But love it regardless. Just sent an email to NKD Underwear and Jessica to see if I am being used as a code and if so how many people are using it. So hopefully I get a response on the old code. But for now I have to ask a question.   Do you wear underwear ladies?  IF SO do I have an offer for you my friends and followers for a Free thats right FREE  FREE NKD monthly subscriptions.  Use cod...
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I don’t care if this old or everyone has seen this one time or another. It simply boils down to this all Bears where unstoppable in 85 in other words.  Bears vs Dolphins Preseaon game today at noon I got stupid work from 1-9 so already record the game watching as soon as I get home. Bear down, go bears, Bears by a million start of the justin fields era if not by a million.  Bears 28 Dolphins 14

Live tweets from field of dreams game

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 here are the screen shots of my tweets from last night. Just showing how much of a twitter afficianado i can be and plugging it again. So here is  SuperFanMax's twitter   And im not saying I won us the game but I had this in the drafts for a reverse jinx just saying

WHAT A GAME LAST NIGHT

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 Fields of Dreams game was last night had the day off of work so got to watch it live tweeted it and that game did not disappoint what so ever. I don't care if you watched the game, there in person or even played in the game you gotta watch these highlights again. People are out here talking say it was the game of the year and guess what I'm not opposed to them saying that either.  That game was awesome start to finish for sure that ending.  Let me just say how great does it feel to be a team "without" a city gets no love the stupid south side white trash hillbilies, a bunch of  degenerate losers, blue collar schmucks. Taking the Big Bad city slicker yankess to the middle of corn field Iowa and serving them a lost on a grand stage something they are not use to, beating the yankees in there hero fashion.  With that ABC Cubs game this game the world has to know about the White Sox by now. And I want yous guys to know we are at least gassing up the double decker bu...

The Best There Is, the Best There Was, the Best There Ever Will Be

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 Yeah you read the title right. Im The Best There Is, the Best There Was, the Best There Ever Will Be. In what do is probably what you are wondering? That is 7/11 Sticker Slap.  Video not the American had to be a Canadian or British version cuz of the word colour but that’s only version I can find and yeah that’s basically the premise of the game. On the 7/11 rewards app you play to win. Tap as hard as you can to get as high as you can tap the phone to place the sticker. The height you got = the amount of points you got. Those points would then become 7/11 reward points that you can use those points to buy snacks and as you can tell Blogging ain't paying the bills so gotta figure out ways to save or stretch my money.  I didn’t know I was that good till I got some mail the other day that determined my worth. Of Being The Best There Is, the Best There Was, the Best There Ever Will Be, a top 500 7/11 sticker slapper.  So am I saying I'm better then you cuz I'm a sneaky ...

Chicago Party Aunt TV show : Bonus Chicago[land] TV shows power rankings.

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And as yous can tell I enjoy all things Chicago. Love tv and movies. Chicago needs more shows set in the city or state of IL. New York is over played LA stinks. In my perfect world Chicago gets a show like Seinfeld, King of Queens, Big Bang, Cheers the next biggest hit. Chicago needs another sitcom that lives on for every. Yeah Family Matters, Married with Children are good but how often are you still watching those shows. I want a sitcom that lives on forever a timeless piece is that to hard to ask. The tv or streaming gods are giving me that chance with another show. The raunchy twitter account @ChiPartyAunt is getting a TV show over on Netflix.  How this whole thing came about is crazy but I can't wait till September 17 to watch. Netflix comedy cartoons are pretty good F is for Family, Hoops, loud mouth from what I heard. So this show hopefully does pretty well. No idea where the story line/plot of this show will go but I'll be watching.  The only problem I have with the sh...

Blackhawks making noise

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I like hockey but if I dove into Hockey, baseball, or basketball like I do football no way I would ever get anything done in life. I'd be to busy looking at screens watching games and internet usage that I'd never get anything done. So when I can I pay I pay attention to the Hawks, watch a game when I they where on NBC, get the score notifications to my phone. I may not know the full on X's and O's of hockey but I know somethings. But the Hawks are retooling and rebuilding I know that. Being bad for a few years will do that. So the extent of my Hockey knowledge is not the biggest. So when the hawks make a signing I might now who that player is but this time around its different. If I know a player its for one reason only and that reason is because they are good. Blackhawks have traded for marc andre fleury   It's a a huge over reaction move from the Golden Knights I know he had a few bad games there at the end but just not a great move. They have a former Blackhawk ...

Harry Potter Bulls

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Who ever this Wenzer guy is he makes a great point. I get it they where kinda busy defending the wizarding world from Voldemort and the dark arts trying to take over Hogwarts and control all muggles. But c'mon its not like those battles where an everyday thing. Someone in between fighting for their life and charm class had to be watching the Telly. Even more points to be made. You are going to tell me one of those  quidditch jocks didn't have any other intrest in "muggle sports" Basketball and quidditch are almost the same thing bot got people flying high in the air, hoops and a ball.  The comments from the tweet are saying how ignorant of Americans to assume they are the center of the world and everything in pop culture surrounds them. This is a story about British kids not American. Understandable but when you got the Bulls going to France in 97, being one of the most talked about topics in the 90's. It had to come up in the paper in international news. Really t...

Sox sweep 🧹 🧹 🧹

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Da Sox come into our house in the middle of Addison and Clark but our feet up on the coffee table with our work boots on. Ate our chips, dripped our  aus juice on the couch   threw peanut shells on the floor and    told the baby bears here the broom sweep as we left   All of this on The first time in 32 years ABC Sunday night baseball a national broadcast games. Loved the move let the world know or give them a reminder guess what the Sox are here, like it or not. Tim Anderson who wasn’t even in the line up pre game but convinced La Russa to play him let the world know what’s up with a Bomb off the first pitch of the game.  Lucky this game wasn’t at Sox park would of literally blown the firework budget for the week in under ten pitches.  nice watching Cubs fans be in misery, it maybe sadistic but I enjoy watching them suffer. Their team being pulled apart limp from limp. Looking at that 2016 flag thing yeah we still the man even do the other 2...

Chicago Lakers

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The Chicago Lakers Bulls are out here making moves this off season. I can't even say what this is a crazy move for sure the Bulls just traded for Lonzo Ball and signed Alex caruso. And of course we get lavar Ball out of this too.  In what ever shape or form of assembling a team can be. To bizarre moves but they are our move. The Lakers are Building a super team the Nets are a super team. Dear I say it Chicago making a super team? All around the leagues teams are building reloading stocking the shelfs with what who ever they can get their only to loose to Alex Caruso next June. Sorry Greek Freak enjoy the Chip while you got it the next one runs through the Mad house. The Bulls aren't making the playoffs they are the playoffs. 7th seed my ass. Maybe 7th seed minus 6th First SEED ONLY. Watch out NBA CHICAGO IS SO BACK. All sports should look out Chicago is on Fire. Cubs Suck. White Sox about to clinch the division any day now. Bears are 17-0 until proven other wise. Blackhawks mak...