For Christ sake My name is SuperFan Max

The audacity of Fox to have a superfan bracket and not invite me. Who The hell are you Fox ? Who was the idiot who's going to lose there job because they thought it would be smart to not include me?  My name is Superfan Max my first name literally meets the  criteria to be in the bracket. I haven’t seen such bull shit since Cody Parkey missed field goal and was still on the team the next week.


But no The Bengals superfan makes the list and not me? The Bengals haven't had a fan since Iggy woods was on the team. How can a Team that does not have an indoor practice facility, and practices by the expressway have a fan and make it and not me? Answer me that Fox.


I am well qualified to be on the bracket My record/ history as a fan. 

Joined the Bears in 2012.

Went to My first game in 2014 Bears lose to the Lions 20-14 I remember that score off the top of my head
I have the longest touchdown run In Bears history

I have caused 2 missed field goals while at games

Yeah that was all me

Bears where on an 8 game home losing streak and I ended it when I showed up to the game. Coincidence I think not
has bought a ton of Bears merchandise probably paid half of some ones salary
started a blog about Da Bears
Gave a Speech about Da Bears
has an Au Jus stain on his Juluis Peppers jersey


Wears Bears gear even when they went 3-13
My Ringtone is Bear Down
Doesn't eat yellow cheese when they play the packers

On the Mitch Boat till it don't float
Survived the Double Doink, kinda it still hurts.
My whole week can be ruined with a Bears lost


the Team is 4-2 when I go to games
Wins Raiders, Browns, Chiefs [preseason] Rams
Loses Lions Chiefs


I bleed Bears and Chicago you cut me open my blood will spill out in Bulls/Blackhawks Red and giardiniera oil. My Sox are always black and white. And Bears are my life. Fox I am mad, upset and highly disappointed you did not offer me a spot o the Bracket.

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