David Montgomery has braces?


I just found out he had braces did not know that, and I could care less about David Montgomery having braces now at age 24. Was poor growing up in the hell hole of Ohio but at least not super hell aka Cleveland he’s from Cincinnati. He's come a long way from his childhood now he got some money and can fix his teeth, Many have done it before Chris Rock, Keira Knightly to name a few. So nothing to be ashamed of, but good for #32 taking care of him self. Probably wasn't happy or maybe embarrassed about his smile even do there was nothing wrong with it.

Deion sanders said best: "look good, feel good, Feel good play good." Gonna help his game when he's done being a brace face and got the frat house pledge picture in his mouth a bunch of straight whites, he'll be stiff arming guys like nothing.

The only people that should care about Montgomery braces are him, his orthodontist, coaching staff cuz of meetings  don’t want to conflict with a tightening appointment And his opponents imagining losing to a guy with braces, what a chump and loser. Only nerds have braces and if David Montgomery has braces and to my logic you just lost to a nerd!  Our nerd can run for 61 yards and 3 receptions [18 yards] and put you on your ass suck it Bengals and everyone else we play this year. I know the training staff will take care of it but if he needs it David Montgomery I can mail you one of those big blue braces mouth piece don't need you messing up that million dollar smile. 


We all knew some one in high school lining up with this in their mouth 



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