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 Fellow Bears fans we are no longer other body parts loving people anymore we Ass Butt men now.

 Bears just signed TE Jake Butt [ he he butt] from the Denver Broncos thanks[ Fangio]. Bears growing at the TE postion again this offseason. Signing not a huge deal but not a small one I guess. Bears still have a bunch of TEs on the roster. Cole Kmet,[85] JP Holtz[81], Jesper Horsted[87], Scooter Harrington[ 49] and Jimmy Graham [80]

But blog in a blog Jimmy Graham, I did not know but apparently in March Jimmy Graham and his dog Ginger got into a car accident. 


Where he was going 90 and all of a sudden there was a disabled vehicle in the center lane he had to swerve to avoid rear ending it. Went left just missing it, but there was a bridge and avoid jumping the bridge he hit a hard right flipping the car over rolling 4 times and skidded on the roof for a 100yds. He said he felt like it was in a game everything slowed down he remembers his phone floating in front of him and he could tell the time. Most bad ass quote he said about that.

 I can actually remember my phone floating up in the air -- I could see the time. I just knew it wasn't my time. I was like there is no way I'm going die over something this stupid.

Just a bad mamajama quote right there. 

If this Jake Butt signing is to get a TE for the future I don't know how you replace Jimmy G after hearing about him walk away from a flipped over car accident like nothing.And the guy keeps saying thought he should retire but still had unfinished business in the league. Wants to win a ring and if he's staying on the team he has to feel like we have a chance to win. So that makes me feel good. 


 If we gonna replace guys replace Scooter Harrington never even heard of the guy or Horsted.  If we gonna replace anything. Butts a big whole that can spread the offense and crack open defenses. His 2018/2020 stats may not be that impressive, But Butt is not shitty one, new city can wipe Butt of all the negativity he had in Denver. Butt a good player as long as he doesn't get clapped by a a safety or LB in the flat. 

Give this man the double 88 jersey please looks like double butt checks

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