O'h Deer

Been in a ruth with life and blogging but I had to write about this. As yous know I only do Chicago based stuff for the most part. But some times you got to leave the comfort of your city when funny, crazy or stupid happens. this is no exception either. Imagine this you're on the bus to school, taking the country roads and then all of a sudden, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin glass break. But it ain't Steve it's a friggin deer, making an entrance, by flying through the wind shield 


Deer crashes through Virginia school bus window, lands on sleeping student | ABC7


Like everyone I got questions first one

How did the deer end up that high? the average school bus is 9-11 feet high. That deer had to get hit and fly over the hood instead of just getting squashed on impact?

How did that kid get hit kicked punched by that deer and just sit up like nothing.Are deer not powerful kickers? And bus does not look fool why pick the first row seat? Kid definitely a narc ain't he? 

The kid yelling what the hell defiantly had to be at school early had to print or ask a teacher something about the homework. We was not having it with nor wanted any delay of trying to get to school.  Did he make it to school on time? 

This has to be the worse day to happened. Happened on April Fools day everyone in class is going to be thinking you're a lair with the most bizarre story ever. 

How the hell the bus driver going to explain what happened to the school board and bus rental company? you can tell he not looking at that side of the window, he's gonna be like "You know I was checking my mirror and I don't know bam a deer just comes flying through I don't know how it happened?"


 And lastly we all want to know it but won't get the answer but is the Deer Ok? 


















 

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