My thoughts on Girl Scouts cookies

It's that time of year when the Girl Scouts start their absolute scam of selling Cookies. This racketeer of cookie pushing is wild. It all started back in 1917, The Mistletoe Troop of Muskogee, Oklahoma came up with the idea of selling cookies to fund their projects. Probably un FDA regulated they got cracking, baking cookies right out of their kitchen and selling them. A tweak here and there rest is history. Know what else was happening in 1917? World War I. Where do these Girl Scouts get off the world is in the middle of a war and they decided to start peddling cookies for their own personal gain.


Boy Scouts, like typical males, idiots. Went to market with popcorn, meat sticks, Christmas wreathes. Out of all things they chose those items, stupid.  Everyone wants a cookie, babies, boys and girls of all ages, middle aged women, old farting guys. If you don't think I'm right on that look at the expression, What do you want a Cookie? 


answers it it self everyone wants one. Cookies totally blow all of the Boy scouts items out of the water. How do you even compete? You don't.  Worse thing of all the Girl Scouts don't even sell the cookies. This is not a dig on Den mothers and parents putting up the cookie order sheet in the employe lounge and letting the magic happen. The Cookies sell them selfs. You got the Boy Scouts trying to hustle that 8 dollar box of popcorn, jumping up and down saying get ya popcorn get ya popcorn like their a vender at the United Center. Offering to carry your groceries to your car if you buy a box. And only being met with a no. 

Them Girl Scouts just sit there doing nothing. Cuz they know and you know you're gonna come up to the table  slap a Finski on in and ask for a box of thin mints. 


Of course you can walk into the Jewels that they are pushing cookies in front of, and get a bag or box and get a better bang for your buck.But if you don't buy from them you're a cheap jagoff who doesn't support little girls. People are like SuperFan Max be more compassionate and buy from them it's only one time. Yeah wanna know why it's only one time cuz they clean me out, I got no money to come around a second time. 

An absolute scam 5 dollars a box! Outrageous prices for a small amount of cookies. I know I'm just a lowly blogger with no money but still 5 dollars a box, let's do something I am not good at.[ no not writing sentences that make no sense] Some Math. 

lemon-ups 5 cookies a serving, 5 servings a container 25 cookies. $5.00 /25= 20¢ a cookie 
Trefoils 5 cookies a serving , 8 servings a box 40 cookies. $5.00/40= 12.5¢ a cookie 
Do-si-dos 3 cookies a serving 6 servings a box 18 cookies.$5.00/18= 31.25 ¢ a cookie
Samoas 2 cookies a servings 7 servings a box 14 cookies $5.00/14=35.71 ¢ a cookie
Tagalongs 2 cookies a servings 7 servings a box 14 cookies $5.00/14=35.71 ¢ a cookie
Thin Mints 4 cookies a serving 8 servings a box 32 cookies/ $5.00/32=15.6 ¢ a cookie
Girl Scout S'mores 2 cookies a serving 8 servings a box 16 cookies. $5.00/16=31.25¢ a cookie
Toffee-tastic 2 cookies a servings 7 servings a box 14 cookies $5.00/14=35.71 ¢ a cookie


My next question where does my money even go? I know the local troop by me takes the money they stole fundraised and use it for a camping trip. You're telling me I'm just paying for Troop 20186 vacation? I don't even have enough money for my own vacation but the G.S. just coned me and everyone else for their relaxing camping trip. 


This cooking pushing is exclusive too. Remember back like 7ish years ago. When some Girls where asking to be included the Boy Scouts activities the  The Boy Scouts where all like yeah thats cool we been doing it since the 70's but well gladly accept more of yous. Come one over lets do an all out merger. Can we sell the cookies too? The Head of the family  Offices said NO WAY. They claim they did not want to get rid of the Girl Scouts way of life, and teachings of Young women thrive under learning of women. But C'mon you think where dumb lady, it all boils down to the Cookie. You don't want the Boys or any one else to get the cookie cash. Girl Scouts love their money. They got the Dunkin Deals, Ice Cream deals 5 dollar cookie boxes. 


The money from those deals might not make it to the local families soldiers and associates but the Mob Bosses at the Girl Scout Headquarters are enjoying it. The Girl scouts have corned the whole market when it comes to Fundraising game they came to market with the best product and they always get their way no matter what.  Look how they get their money, when things aren't going their way. 


A bunch of Cooking pushing Bullies

So Those are my thoughts on Girl Scouts Cookies and that mafioso, ponzi scheme of a fundraiser. 


If yous don't hear from me in 3 weeks its's not becase I stopped blogging for ever. I went missing because the Scouts got angry at me for this blog and decided to earn their digging , dismmebering a body and hding it in the woods badge. 

YOu go after the Girl Sout Mafia you sleep with the fishes 




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