Bears V Vikings week 10 [ recap]

And time for another issue of Monday Morning Night [ Yes I am doing this tonight not Tuesday morning] quarterbacking. I'm Sad, I'm fat, and depressed, and I regret every 4 Porkchop dinner I have ever eaten and this stress eating is killing me. This is the 5th non victory next day and 4th in a row and and like usual its sucks. But this time we are 5-5 and I'll let Stephen A. Smith take it away. 

I don't even know what to say.  Bears are 5-5, They lost their first game to the vikings in over 2 years [ 4 Ws] Gave Kirk Cousins his first win on Monday night he's now 1-9, should of been 0-10 But nooooo. 

Let’s start with offense. And how it was No lazer light show tonight. So this game just proved the offense is just bad all around. The line bad, receivers not great, play calling from Lazer or Nagy is bad. It was Bill Lazer first play calling of the season but we already his fail play the Wild cat. The Wild Cat is Lazer’s Jet sweep. 

Well Anthony Miller's hands suck only could catch punts not important throws. Not even his whole hand sucks mainly his finger tips 3 at least 3 finger tip passes, maybe a little over thrown out of reach but come on. I thought with Lamar Miller and Anthony Miller I would get the chance to say It's miller time more often. Unrortnally it was not the case this week. But the first turnover not his fault. If you ask me my opinion on that first Viking fumble it wasn’t a fumble. We shouldn’t have had that ball the football gods knew it and gave the Vikings the ball right back. 

Also Patterson was a star player dont let him get jumped we need Javon Wims crazy ass swigging  at vikings if they are gonna do this to Patterson/ this is the only way they could stop patterson too

154 total bears offense Patterson had 104 on that Kick return 

Defense Skrine kept getting busted out there.One bad game But besides that they did alright. Held the Vikings to 19 points. They had 2 sacks 2 turn overs. One was a Khalil Mack pick which was awesome.

Adam Thielen scared he saw Mack in Coverage and just handed Mack the ball instead of getting hit.

Not a horrible night for defense. Besides one thing. I liked the Hicks V Cook rivalry. That they had going on. But the announcers have to hop off Cook’s jock he did all his damage when Akiem Hicks was out so he didn't do jack. Looking ahead [thought I was gonna talk next week] I like the Jaylon Johnson and justin Jefferson gonna be a great rivalry in the future. 

Special teams I guess now. Let’s start of with the Pros. Patterson took one to the house 104 yards. Patterson was pretty good tonight if it was kick retuning, catching or running he did great with the rock in his hands. No the Woes of special teams Dwayne Harris muffed one. In 184 punts he dropped one. It was bound to happen but it just so happens to be an important one. This’d punt changed the momentum that was going all bears. He got pulled injury possible. Miller went back there and wasn’t that bad had a 32 yard return. So miller was not all bad tonight. We get mad at him cuz we know he can be a star if he puts it all together. 

My biggest issue with tonight’s game is that We had everything going for us, Monday night where legends are made, a botched extra point from the vikings us down by 7. Does that not sound like a Monday night magic moment if you ever seen one. Of course it did not come true since I'm sad and angry typing this blog. 

Going to have to trudge lightly with the Foles injury. Going to sound sarcastic but I in no way wished for Nick Foles to get hurt. Yes I may have talked bad about him in the past but never wished for this.

 If Mitch comes back I am happy but I’m not entirely happy that is coming this way. If Nagy puts Bray in during packer week nagy is just being bone headed and is out to get mitch. 

Bye week this week rest up, time to go up north and go kick the asses of those cheese eating hillbillies that live in green bay. Still in the hunt it’s Bear Season. 

Let’s Go bears, Bears by a million [or by some points] Bear down.