Was messing around and now I guess I'm a Brand Ambassador

 So as you can tell from the title I messed around and became a brand ambassador. I'm a blogger I am in the content making business so if I see something that can work it's self into content I have to take the chance to do so plain and simple.  And well this is one of those opportunities.  

Yesterday when I was leaving school I got a DM request and I didn't bother to open it right then and there since it looked like this.

 maris.bushnell.w583d0d

If that does not look like a scam I don't know what does. 

But as I was supposed to be doing homework yesterday. But if you paid attention to my blog you would notice I was just wasting time till kick off and blogging instead.  But you know, rather waste time then do actual work so curiosity got me and I decided to open the DM request. 


and of course I decided to message the main account to talk. 

Very great start, no one had asked me how I was yesterday.
If you ask some one how their day was chances are they'll talk to you. It works with me


I thought purse instagram looking for women's underwear what do they think I'm some type of creep? 

All jokes aside thats not a bad mission statement or goal what ever you want to call it to have
You seem like a good company then.


Last time I checked [ looks down pants to double check] I am a man. 
This should be the end of our conversation but no no no it's not.  I can be the next Marky Mark of NKD underwear is what I'm thinking in my head so I want to see where this can go. 


We got to have a talk of a NKD mens line soon with me on board 


am I wrong, does this not look like an appealing product? 


Jessica want's me to look around at the products. But I already know as a guy looking at underwear i'll get labeled as a creep. And I can't blow my chance at my first modeling/ ambassador/ collaboration deal. I can't say.... "Uuhhhhh yeah the weekend thong is my favorite" 

                                   
 So I pull out old reliable aka just agree with a lady to get out of a situation[ this is where I lose all my women readers so back to zero readers.] Jess you got to wake up early to try and trick me into trouble for looking at women's underwear...  again, [ I was 8 jk never happed ] So I just agree with Jessica Cheeky is the best. 


I was never gonna place an order, I have no need for women under wear plus I'm broke college student and this blog is not paying the bills, yet.  I don't even update my feed regular or never even posted a story on instagram before. My first story will not be me posting about women's underwear.

No intentions of buying. Just lead them on see where it goes. Like improve always say yes to keep the story going. But now that my name is a promo code I feel that I am obligated to use it for 40% off and Free shipping. And if that was not good enough. Later on she says once I tell her my order number she'll throw in a free sticker I love free so now I feel like I got to order something. 

If some one actually uses my promo code don't feel obligated to post them. But your body your pics do what pleases you. If you feel good go for it. 


And that is the end of my conversation [ for now] with NKD underwear 

But say hello to the new face of the franchise of NKD underwear 

Know it's not a pic of me but we all know this is how I dress on the regular 

Well as a brand ambassador it is my obligation to tell you to use promo code: 

perez.josemax for 40% and Free shipping, and once you get your order use the #wearnkd for a repost. 

If any one actually does use that code tell me the order number so you could get those stickers and I also want to see how far this conversation can go. 

I also have no idea why they hit me up or kept talking to me. I get why do I'm a blogger with thousands of reads, mostly mine, besides the one reader in Russia and Indian. And the few people who actually take the time to read a blog when I send them a link. But NKD wants Da Blog to sling women's underwear and for me to be the next Marky Mark I guess. 

I don't care that I am being used as free advertisement, pretty much the only reason why I got hit up. this will be the last bit of talk about NKD anyways and yeah I guess I am a brand ambassador now 


Go buy NKD Underwear. And make sure to share my promo code: perez.josemax for 40% and free shipping




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