If I wrote for the SNL superfans today plus 100th blog.
As you know I like the SNL Superfan sketch, after all its what inspired my title Superfan Max for my bears speech.
The Superfan's made a an appearance during Sweet Home Chicago Relief and Recovery Telethon
With The Superfans making an appearance and my 100th Blog I thought it was fitting to try my hand at writing the Superfan Max SNL weekend update appearance as it where happening this week.
Superfan Max; Hey Collin Che How yous guys doing.
Colin and Che:[ together] alright fine
Colin: How are you doing with no sports?
SMF: Its a little weird no heart attacks in 3 days. No heart attack due to late game fall aparts, no down by one will we win scenarios nothing.
Colin: 3 days with out a heart attack what caused the last one.
SMF: new ketoDiet nothing to crazy.
Colin: besides no heart attacks and new diet what have you been up to superfan max.
SMF : Colin my friend I have been watching the last dance which should of been "Which should of been appropriately titled DA last Dance.
Everyone wants to be like Mike. Kobe LeBum,
Colin: O'cmon on LeBum don't you think your being a little hard on LeBron James ?
SFM: Colin my Friend no I am not. When LeBron James "The King" has more rings then a married pimp, and can come up with a original Idea I'll show him respect. Lebron James "the King" stole his name from Elvis and Spun it off from his Airness
Mike could do it all play basketball, Build a new arena, new his way around a horse track i presume and Kill the Cubs on the diamond.
Colin: Build an arena are you saying Michel Jordan built the United Center?
SMF: Its called United Center, The Mad House on Maddison, The House Michel Jordan Built and Kane and Toews furnished. The real question is Could Michel Skate?
peeper goes off
Colin: Whats that Peeping for
SMF: time to eat [pulls pork chop out] like I said Im on that keto eat meat every couple of hour diet. All part of a perfectly balanced life style. Can I intrest you gentalmen in a a pork Chop.
Colin, Che: No thanks where alight. SMF what do you mean by Skate.
SMF; You know Colin on the Ice If Mike could skate he probably be a 92 NBA champ and Stanley cup champ. Colin did they not teach you about The greatest City Chicago while you where over there at Harvard. Gotta a lot of question let your partner Che ask one
Michel Che: Do you think Mike Jordan could of prevent the Chicago Sting from going under.
SMF: Of Course. He could play soccer. Mike Could do it all But conflicting schedules prevented him. To non popular belief Michel Jordan wanted to treat Chicago like highschool and be a 3 sport athlethe MJ like things in 3's, kids points, peats you get the point.
Michel Che: Besides watching the last dance doc has their been anything else you've been doing?
SMF: No sports and not going out gives you an empty mind and causes you to think. For example Whatthe meaning of life. What if the Bulls never broke up, what if I put gardina on this Italian sausage would that go agaisnt keto? what if COdy... cody ... cody[ heart attack slams on chest] parky dinit;t double doink. That moment gives me flash backs and go into shock.
Unfortanly I don't know how to end it but this is the best I got for my SNL sketch appearance. Good thing Im not a writer on the show this is my official 100th published blog.
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The Superfan's made a an appearance during Sweet Home Chicago Relief and Recovery Telethon
Start at 59:10 ish
With The Superfans making an appearance and my 100th Blog I thought it was fitting to try my hand at writing the Superfan Max SNL weekend update appearance as it where happening this week.
Superfan Max; Hey Collin Che How yous guys doing.
Colin and Che:[ together] alright fine
Colin: How are you doing with no sports?
SMF: Its a little weird no heart attacks in 3 days. No heart attack due to late game fall aparts, no down by one will we win scenarios nothing.
Colin: 3 days with out a heart attack what caused the last one.
SMF: new ketoDiet nothing to crazy.
Colin: besides no heart attacks and new diet what have you been up to superfan max.
SMF : Colin my friend I have been watching the last dance which should of been "Which should of been appropriately titled DA last Dance.
Everyone wants to be like Mike. Kobe LeBum,
Colin: O'cmon on LeBum don't you think your being a little hard on LeBron James ?
SFM: Colin my Friend no I am not. When LeBron James "The King" has more rings then a married pimp, and can come up with a original Idea I'll show him respect. Lebron James "the King" stole his name from Elvis and Spun it off from his Airness
Mike could do it all play basketball, Build a new arena, new his way around a horse track i presume and Kill the Cubs on the diamond.
Colin: Build an arena are you saying Michel Jordan built the United Center?
SMF: Its called United Center, The Mad House on Maddison, The House Michel Jordan Built and Kane and Toews furnished. The real question is Could Michel Skate?
peeper goes off
Colin: Whats that Peeping for
SMF: time to eat [pulls pork chop out] like I said Im on that keto eat meat every couple of hour diet. All part of a perfectly balanced life style. Can I intrest you gentalmen in a a pork Chop.
Colin, Che: No thanks where alight. SMF what do you mean by Skate.
SMF; You know Colin on the Ice If Mike could skate he probably be a 92 NBA champ and Stanley cup champ. Colin did they not teach you about The greatest City Chicago while you where over there at Harvard. Gotta a lot of question let your partner Che ask one
Michel Che: Do you think Mike Jordan could of prevent the Chicago Sting from going under.
SMF: Of Course. He could play soccer. Mike Could do it all But conflicting schedules prevented him. To non popular belief Michel Jordan wanted to treat Chicago like highschool and be a 3 sport athlethe MJ like things in 3's, kids points, peats you get the point.
Michel Che: Besides watching the last dance doc has their been anything else you've been doing?
SMF: No sports and not going out gives you an empty mind and causes you to think. For example Whatthe meaning of life. What if the Bulls never broke up, what if I put gardina on this Italian sausage would that go agaisnt keto? what if COdy... cody ... cody[ heart attack slams on chest] parky dinit;t double doink. That moment gives me flash backs and go into shock.
Unfortanly I don't know how to end it but this is the best I got for my SNL sketch appearance. Good thing Im not a writer on the show this is my official 100th published blog.
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