Gotta Save the Bears

So Turns out Bears are going to need a few miracles like Half the teams in the NFC stop playing to make the playoffs. From the looks of it that wont be happening anytime soon. A very devastated, heart broken Superfan Max has a couple suggestions on how to save the Chicago Bears.  

 I have a huge letter packet I plan on sending to the Chicago Bears for example plays, how to make bears fan culture better, etc. But Im not here to talk about that. My new plan is to save the Bears not just make the better. 

We aren't going to make the playoffs so I decided to look into the future and save them and get them ready for the playoffs for next year.  This is usually what I do post defeat Mondays [or day after a lost] Its find solutions for the problems they Have at HALAS hall. Boom right there HALAS hall. The people running the show are Ryan Pace the GM, Virginia [Technically Halas] McCaskey and her sone George McCaskey. Their McCaskey not Halas. George "Papa Bear, Mr. Everything " Halas. I will like to officially change my last name to Halas. They need a Hals back in the hall running the place. They are doing a dis service  to the Name Halas and its a shame I should restore it.

Another thing I am doing today is looking for at the Bears family tree and a wife. A wife from the Halas/ McCaskey Blood line. So if anyone knows if Virginia McCaskey has a niece, a grand daughter, or anything sender my way. I need to infiltrate and solve this problem from the inside. First I need to read up and watch more football[even do I do enough of it] to impress the family on my football knowledge. Then  I need to Marry into the family. After that they'll finally trust me and give me some type of head position or an important position   to run and Boom I save the bears. First order of business, Ray Lewis said something under the lines "great teams are built from in to out." So work on the Line men, both sides of the ball. I want for O Line a big guy from Notre Dame, A big guy from a small southern school big mean and nasty just like Gene Upshaw or Art Shell like. A nasty mountain man too, and finally like a 285-290Lb guy who can pack a punch for sweeps and stuff. Thats what I want from a Line give what every Qb protection to throw and more importantly be able to run the ball. Related image

The only way to help save the Chicago Bears and implement that Line is to fine out who are the blanks any info email me!!

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