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RIPPING MY HAIR OUT

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Bulls are out here causing me to rip my hair out right now. And as I said before I don't get to watch Bulls games that often so after this video made it's rounds it made me rip my hair out.  lauri markkanen really moved back to create free space for Damian Lillard. less the 5 to play in the game you should be almost touching your guy play some real defense. Nose to Nose defense should of never let Damian Lillard get space to make this shot. Fundamental stuff hands up whole time close to guy.  Let's add more fuel to the fire cuz why not Bulls where up 5 with 10 secs on the clock. legit had to play defense for only 10 seconds that game and blew it. But the jump ball should of never happened, this was the jump ball  This is not a jump ball this is Jump Lavine for the ball stupid refs. This sucks bulls 7-11 I'm going back to bed.     

Good bye Matt Stafford Hello Jared Goff

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So gotta talk about the lions tonight. Matt Stafford just got traded out of Detroit and won't be "bitting knee caps off" of the Bears this season [ shimper me timpers I am scared]. He just got traded to the Rams for Jared Goff.  Crazy block buster move at QB. Bears still have not done anything for our QB.  But I don't care we need line men for who ever the bears Decided to play at QB this year.  Rams out here playing Chess about to draft a young QB have Matt Stafford one of the best in the league just causally mentor him the new trend in the NFL Sean McVay just gonna groom new said QB and become dominate. Jared Goff who  Bears broke him in that Sunday Night game in 2018 and never recovered is going to be playing @ Ford Field. I'm gonna say it Jared Goff is to good looking to be playing in the motor city. I am not worried about this trade really we went from 2 wins every season to still 2 more wins this season. No biggie. Sad to see Stafford leave the Mo Town. than...

SIGN HIM

 Ryan Pace do the right thing and sign this dog. Look at the tale of the tape. Sack and a forced fumble and recovered. This is the counter attack pressure that you wanted for Khalil Mack all season that Robert Quinn lacked. We need this dog on the Bears, NOW as in Yesterday fast.Sign him now. 

1st season in Fantasy football: Recap

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 Unfortunately this fantasy season I will not be sporting any real hardware, no ring, no hat game, no nothing besides a completed season as a first year Fantasy GM/ Coach. I am taking away knowledge and experience to grow a winning culture for my team, if I so choose to return and did not fire my self in the off season. In my first year of fantasy I finished in 7th place [out of 10] with a 2-11 record. Makes no sense but I had 2 wins in the regular season 2 in the post season consolation [I make it happen in garbage time]  Hows the season start? it  Starts with the draft  it was the greatest assemblage of players on one team since the 85 Bears and Avengers.  I'm recapping talking about the highlights of the season. So best highlight has to be..  The First Win. Ever in Fantasy sports, not just the season EVER.   You're no longer a coach you just became a winning coach. Grant it I don't know if I am exactly winning since I was 1-5 when I won. B...

Greatest call every made in Championship weekend

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This is and will for ever be the greatest call in NFC Conference Championship history. Heck any call in a  Conference Championship game.  The call on Farve dumb. The play call by the announcer is what is great. The subtle jab of that you can do this kinda bad play and mistake on Detroit because they are so bad and suck. Puts a little smirk on my face.But you can't be doing this kinda stuff when your ticket for the Super Bowl is on the line. Even when the game has nothing to do with the Lions they still manage to lose. But does it surprise you the Lions are involved in a Blunder? The announcer pretty much says Detroit Sucks in a nice Minnesotan way. It's for ever sketched in history[ once again] Detroit Sucks. And no matter how bad it gets in Chicago Sports it's happy to know we won't ever be Motor City horrible. 

My picks for this Weekends Conference Championships

Another Simple no frills blog I don't sports bet so I don't know the lines/ spreads/ over-unders you are on your own. But I enjoy picking games. This weekend we got 2 games in the Conference Championship round . No real rhym or reason that's to long if I even have one so let's just pick. [ Last week I also went 2-2][ whole post season 5-5]  winners in bold like usual. And yes I copy and pasted and changed a few words around for this blog.  Sunday  NFC Championship   2:05 pm on Fox Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Green Bay Packers I want Tom Brady to win I do not want to see the Packers/ Aaron Rodgers win any more. I also want to see the Buccaneers win because Super Bowl in Tampa Bay, will be first city to host super bowl and play in it. Tom Brady will probably be one of the only Qb's to play in Both Conferences and win a super bowl. Plus seeing him win 7 grant it I missed 1-3 would be cool.  6:05pm  On CBS Buffalo Bills @ Kansas City Chiefs  I'm tired of ...

They better make it happen

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 I have been saying it and been banging on the drum of DO IT. For so long now. Ever since I watched his a football life and saw the ending. The Min. I saw this I was like Bears need a new coach and I just found one for them. And Guess what the Bears need a New Defensive coordinator, and guess who got interview today?  You Guessed right Mike Singletary. They need to make it happen.  The man has been chomping at the bit of wanting to coach for so long. That clip is from 2015. He has been trying to get back to coaching at winning ever since. You think he's gonna do that at Memphis? He want's back in the NFL Bears he is your guy bring him back. Bring him home. [ people like to say once a bear always a bear, but we don't do that as well the best team to do that are the Raiders. Bringing back guys who are them. Mike Singletary is the Bears]   Mike Singletary knows what it means to be a Chicago Bear undersized, underdog, underrated, under appreciated . But non of ...

I hope they got a Hot dog with those sport peppers

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 It was 18 degrees out and I had been having trouble with my car starting since maybe October/November. Could be the cold or that one time I when to eat in my car and didn't turn it on all the way, to save gas, but ended up shortening the battery. [ Never told my parents so lets act like that never happened] You know the battery was old also so that was most likely it. But like I said it was cold out and it was the final straw. I need to get to class at 10 am. I go out to start/ warm up the car at 9. VRROO VROOO dead so I gave it a few more tries waiting in between and it just wouldn't. So called my aunt tried to get a jump but even that didn't work. By that time it's 9:40 I need to be there at 10. I don't care I got to move it so aunt is nice enough to give me a ride. I'll worry about getting home in 3 hours Couldn't find a ride home from anyone and Uber was 17 bucks so I was like I'l take the bus why not. So I take my couple of busses. Asked the bus dr...

I hate kickers more.

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 So as I am supposed to be doing homework, and doing school stuff. I naturally decided to go on youtube and do anything but homework. Scrolling through my recommendations and came across this video titled When Players Meet Their NFL Idols on the Field  Like any NFL films video it's cool. a Decent watch until you know exactly what part comes up. And just to make sure you know what Part I am talking about. I screen recorded it for you.  Really? You want to mention that Aaron Rodgers the worse  human in the world  is your idol? All I have to say is why Eddy? Why? All I ever did was love you and this is how you return the love. I am Heart broken, that I have to cut you in my head. When you have been nothing but good [for the most part] to me. I didn't know it was possible but Eddy Pinero made me hate kickers more. I don't think I will ever trust kickers again. The bond between us just can never be repaired at this point.            ...

I'm a dashing donut guy

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 The Bulls are doing there Dunkin race all season long. You know what I am talking about the race at the Sox game, Bears game, and Bulls game obviously. And if you need a refresher since it's been so long since you been to a live sporting event, here is a video.   Here is another one just to kill time while you sit at your desk where ever you school/ work/ home here is another one if you are hooked and trying to guess a winner  But I am entering and sticking with The Dashing Donut as of right now. He is my guy and who I am going to back all season long. I could easily be a scum bag and enter all my emails in to get a winner every day. But I don't drink Coffee or want a bagel. Plus I trust my guy and am rolling with the Donut it's call loyalty. To the team and game. Come on Donut win a couple races I want breakfast this week.  not a paid add unless any one wants to get in contact with the Bulls or Dunkin and want me to share my blog with them. I could real use th...

Worse hat ever

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 I am a hat guy, always have always been one.  Ironically I am not wearing a hat right now, but I have hat etiquette. I am inside so you don't wear one. I don't walk enough about hat's enough  no cap  I should there is always new hats. I'm always on lids/ fanatics looking at them for no real reason. If I bought every hat I ever liked I would be broker then I already am and I would have alot of bad hats looking back at them. Speaking of bad hats take a look at these These may be the ugliest things ever, and I see my self in the mirror every morning when I brush my teeth. Why would you ever want this hat? And who thought this was even a good idea? Ruining a perfectly good Sox hat for no reason. No one in there right mine would wear this hat. But there is going to be that one person who is "A ChICaGo FaN" the " I LiKe bOTh TeAmS" is the only person who is going to be wearing this hat. Those people are the worse, you're a grown adult pick a team alre...

Bears V Saints Wild Card lost Recap

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 Yes I know this is very late and probably to late to blog about, but my name is Super Fan Max and I started a blog to blog about the bears. It was going to take a few days to recover from a Bears Playoff lost. But I'm here and it's time to give you my final issue of the 2020-21 season of Monday Morning Quarterbacking. I'm Sad, I'm fat, angry, depressed and mostly frustrated.  That you know what I ate healthy for a week, to try and be happy but guess what I'm not. This is the 2nd non victory Monday in a row and we end the season 0-2. And for the first time ever in Da Blog history we have more Loses then wins when finishing the season we are 16-17. Am I the problem? Maybe Ok that's enough stalling. Let's talk about the game This game was heart breaking that's it. I know in the preview I was trying to look at it from a positive light of enjoy the game we are not supposed to be here any ways we are supposed to lose so it should not matter. I shouldn't e...

I hate life

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This stat from the browns and chiefs  was show yesterday.  I wonder which one he missed. 😑😑😑😑I still stand by this video When I think of him  

Sean Payton is not that creative

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I HATE THE SAINTS. I hate life I hate alot of things right now. Another thing I hate right now is Troy Aikem and Joe Buck acting like Sean Payton[ professional jagoff] is a super creative mind. And praising him for staying up till 1. [Which is not even that late. ] to edit plays. This is the same exact play the Bears ran last week. The only thing that was edited was that the WR caught the ball. Fuck Javon Wims I'm still mad. Sean Payton is a fraud/ thug leader, Football gods are still mad at you for bounty gate. Copy cat league we did it first/ ours will always be remembered not yous so ha ha we got the last laugh.  

* PTSD intensifies *[video]

 My life is for ever haunted from that unfaithful day a couple years ago. NBC has to be paid by the mention or something they just love to bring it up when ever it is possible. Every time there is a kick I’m scared, a post or metal gets hit that certain way and makes that noise I get flash back. I lay awake at night with that vision playing in my head.  I need help for when my PTSD kicks in[ did I just mention kick war flashbacks insue ] 

fixing the bears

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With the season well over I have decided to revisit an idea. Was one of my earlier blogs , so early I didn't know or think of putting titles. But alas is a reoccurring thing I need to save Da Bears. I'm tired of talking about the Bears and their problems and how they can get fixed/ what they can do to fix them. That is unacceptable.  I am a man of action and am going to give  multiple solutions that can help turn this franchise around. Hold on to your seat this bus is turning  around. There not going to save Da Bears at Halas Hall  One of my suggestions in the original blog, was to find a wife to marry into the Halas-McCaskey clan Trust me I've been looking high and low tinder, bumble you name it I've been looking for over a year now and still nothing. Maybe that is my problem of looking for a wife.  I'm cutting my chances down to 50% of only women. I need 100% shot I am not opening my search up. I'm not gay. But it's 2021 if I need to get sham gay married ...

My picks for the weekend

Simple no frills blog I don't sports bet so I don't know the lines/ spreads/ over-unders you are on your own. But I enjoy picking games. This weekend we got 4 games in this divisional round. No real rhym or reason that's to long if I even have one so let's just pick. [ Last week I also went 3-3] winners in bold Saturday  3:25 game on Fox Los Angles Rams @ Green Bay Packers  I will never pick the packers to win so I love LA  7:15 game on NBC Baltimore Ravens @ Buffalo Bills  Sunday  2:05 game on CBS Cleveland Browns @ Kansas City Chiefs I hate 2017 draft talk so never root for those guys unless it's Mitch. But I hate Cleveland the city in genearl so...Also this is the first super NFL team that can happen. [ If either team goes on to play the Bucs another super team that would be awesome] But my hate for Mahomes over does hate for Cleveland luck runs out eventually.  5:40 game on Fox Tompa   Tampa Bay Buccaneers and New Orleans Saint's  Tuff one,...

Running it back game 6 of our last Stanley Cup

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 Back in 2015 we won our 3rd Stanley cup in 6 years. 6th in franchise history. And simple just a better time. Uptown Funk was pumping from the speakers, We had movies like Avengers: Age of Ultron, Jurassic World,  on the Bug Screen joined by the reboot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Jenifer Lawrence was out here just being the hottest lady in Hollywood, causing us pubescents selfs to have an all to familiar stir in our pants, [ cuz any lady did back then/ still does] . For Christ sake we got the conformation that water was on Mars. Gay people where allowed to get married. Your telling me everything was not going alright back in 2015?  Hell it was even a big year for me, I was working my first year as a summer janitor $10 an hour , I was going downtown all the time, riding bikes, watching the Sox lose not a care in the world or worry. everything was going alright world look like a better place. And it was, so let's roll the clock back to 2015 and run it back to game 6. J...

The boys are STAYING in town.

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 The Chicago Bears/Geroge McCaskey are running it back one more year with Coach Nagy, GM Ryan Pace, and Ted Philips. Like every Bears fan right now, aaaa I don't know how to feel. We got a window that is closing or is about to be shut to win a super bowl hell may have even passed us by. So moves have to/ had to be made quickly. Like I said I don't know how I feel, I'm still sad about that Lost from sunday. Which yes I have been avoiding about talking about.  My few thoughts are them running it back one more year is that Ted Philips is not a a great President yes 8-8 is good enough for the playoffs when they extend it to 7 teams  but if you want a first round bounce every-time 8-8 is perfect. We are tired of building culture around this team President Philips. This team is supposed to be Lunch Bucket/ Grabowskis, punch you in the nose, kick your ass, take no prisoners  stop the other teams run with a killer front 7, and a run the ball down the other teams throat. But ...

My picks for Super Wild Card weekend

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 So it looks like fan Duel is not allowing me to play any free games this weekend. Be cause One they just are't having it probably cuz it's easy to pick 6 games and I did not get the 100 points to play in the playoffs. So I still want to get my picks in because it's fun, So this is who I got for the weekend.  Winners in bold Saturday                                                                                1:05 CBS Indianapolis Colts @ Buffalo Bills   4:40 Fox  Los Angeles Rams @ Seattle Seahawks       8:15 NBC  Tampa Bay Buccaneers   @ Washington Football Team  Sunday  1:05 ESPN/ABC Baltimore Ravens @ Tennessee titans  4:40 CBS/ NICK /Amazon prime Chicago Bears  @ New Orleans Saints [Nickelodeon bolded because ...

Alot of tweets Bothering me today.

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As I shamelessly  plugged  my  twitter  a few weeks ago. I have been on it more with Winter Break and nothing to do.  So bored this week I just walked 4.8 -5.1-and Today 5.0 miles.  When I am not walking I am scrolling through Twitter and came across not one but 2 tweets that upset me. This one upsets me not just because Roquan Smith has been over looked all this season in getting Pro Bowl snubbed[ even do there will be no pro bowl game this year (covid) and he'll be playing in the superbowl and wouldn't be able to participate anyways it would be nice to have the title] And being all PRO-team 2 not 1 2. Not because people thinkg there are 18 better line backers it's because who is at number 20 Nick Kwiatoski. Our good friend  All I am seeing is that we good of or should have 2 of the NFL top 20 Line backer in the game and I don't know the rest of the list Mack either has to be top 20 or in 50 so we can be having some deadly line backers but we got Dann...

Bears V Saints [Week 18, SuperWildCard weekend preview]

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 We are back to the previews since last weeks talk about did not work.  Let's get emotional first. I would be alot more excited for this game. But that stupid packers game left me in shambles. It was a must win and we blew it and only got into the playoffs by luck by the skin of our teeth we shouldn't even be there so that got me excited. Yes the not even supposed to be there has me fired up. Because what do we have to loose if some how manage not to win. NOTHING. Only can gain from a win.  After 16 weeks it finally managed to wear me down in week 17. Even with some hints of negative all season I managed to swing back around with positive manners. I just caught the negative bug at the worse time possible. But know what the not even supposed to be there is just dumb luck. And 2020 has been the year of luck when it comes to Chicago playoffs. Blackhawks not supposed to be there, Cubs luck Sox almost fell apart but luck of the Chirish kept us in that playoffs. So it just seem...

I love recognition but not right now

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Recognition is good but not right now. We do not needs this precursor again. Yes again. Last time we got a Gridiron Heights cartoon centered around us knowing what today is you probably already know what happened .  I did not want curse of Gridiron Heights to strike again. Why there is 16 other weeks we can have a bears episode why now. I think they do this to add stress to my heart that already takes so much all season. We do not need attention or all eyes on us right now.  As you can tell from my blogs today I am not worried what so ever going into the playoffs right?  The calm before the storm. Preview later on in the week. 

731 days later.

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731 days later...731 days later..731 days later..731 days later...731 days later..731 days later..731days later   The incident that should not be named happened 731 days ago.  As we enter the playoffs later on this week by the skin of our teeth and by some help, Let's reopen wounds that never fully closed and worry our selfs some.  I've had 2 years to reflect and meditate on that unfaithful Sunday evening. The exact day I can pinpoint where my life spiraled out of control. I don't think I ever recovered from the....double doink  I almost got kicked[ PTSD intensifies for mentioning kicking and again] off of instagram, something about "alleged"making death treat's towards Cody Parkey, Many sleepless nights, crashed my car, car broke down, a couple failed classes. Cody Parkey is the root of all evil and no matter what the problem is it some how circles back to it being his fault.  I'm not saying I can't take owner ship for my actions, because I can, But f...