With the season well over I have decided to revisit an idea. Was one of my earlier blogs, so early I didn't know or think of putting titles. But alas is a reoccurring thing I need to save Da Bears. I'm tired of talking about the Bears and their problems and how they can get fixed/ what they can do to fix them. That is unacceptable. I am a man of action and am going to give multiple solutions that can help turn this franchise around. Hold on to your seat this bus is turning around. There not going to save Da Bears at Halas Hall
One of my suggestions in the original blog, was to find a wife to marry into the Halas-McCaskey clan Trust me I've been looking high and low tinder, bumble you name it I've been looking for over a year now and still nothing. Maybe that is my problem of looking for a wife. I'm cutting my chances down to 50% of only women. I need 100% shot I am not opening my search up. I'm not gay. But it's 2021 if I need to get sham gay married ala chuck and Larry style to save the Bears I'll do it. The family makes the decisions well I'll be making smart decisions once I'm gay married into the family
It's always the offensive line that causes us problems they need blockers the bears should sign me to a contract for me to block or play safety or something. I was a pretty nasty center back in the day in flag, recess, or intramural football. I still got that bulldog mentality in me, I'll muck it up in the trenches as one of the smallest linemen to play. let's start pumping iron now. I'll open holes for Monty, I'll keep who ever is at QB safe I got you. Best ability is availability
I can play safety too I'll play both ways boom right there cover two roster spots needs with one person. I got you Eddie go be Free and I'll play strong. Who ever is our next DC should move Eddie Jackson back to Free saftey. Can't put a stallion in a stable need to let him roam free. I'm ready to drop out of school into coverage and become a football beefcake just so the bears can win.
Speaking of DC let me do that for us I play a mean game of Madden Mobile. And know that you should not drop Mack into Coverage. If you are dropping Mack in coverage that means you did a bad job at selecting a counter part for him since Mack should not be doing both jobs.
Two things about that video if you watched that whole thing you are bored as one can be, and people saying O'H good job so good you had to use a time out on the last drive. Well can't take them with you the next game and I scheme up a plan on a time out instead of rush play that's a TD. And people saying you let them convert on the last drive 3rd and 2. Ok and what the game is to stop them from scoring not gaining yards.
Build a time machine and pick all the big time players correctly.
Like all the way back and win the coin toss that could of got us Terry Bradshaw in the 70's. Pick Khalil Mack or anybody else in the 2014 draft. Maybe change up the 2017 draft narrative, grant it I am a Mitch Guy so it's fine. Draft Tom Brady, draft some body the colts wanted in super bowl XLI so we could win that one too, not sign Cody Parkey. Tell Chris Conte to play back and not at the line of scrimmage in the blown coverage game. Simple basic stuff nothing to crazy.
Make sure to watch Charles Martin the whole game, But Mitch in after 3 weeks instead of going on a 6 game losing streak caused by foles, Hell never sign Foles you know the basic things to save the bears. Save the Bears from the self pretty much. The only people who beat the bears are the Bears.
Find a way to buy packer stock and take the team down from the inside out. The day they ever open the Packer stock market again, I am buying stock. With the Name SuperFan Max.
So when you read the certificate it says SuperFan Max owns the packers....SuperFan Max owns the packers.. I own the Packers. Boom take them down from the inside tell them who to fire and hire all the wrong guys.
I'm telling you I can take the bears to an all new level with these simple ideas no pick issue wither not that hard to do a time machine Bears got a bunch of money I'm telling you nothing is to crazy and out of the ordinary We have to do what ever it takes to save the bears I'm tired of losing and feeling like a loser since I've attached my self to this team so much. And I know people things the fans who say WE when talking about the team are pathetic but thats where I am in life. I just want to feel like a winner again.
So back in march I was given a jury duty slip, found out I could defer it. Did cuz had a quiz, game or something that day what ever pushed it away. But now its my honor and privilege to be part of the peers that make up the jury. And let me tell you something I ain't got alot of power and control in my life. a shitty boss, teachers telling me to do my assignments and let tell you something brother, a man woman who ever life is in my hands now. Grandma Jay walking- DEATH. McDonalds hot coffee civil suit - DEATH to Ronald. Packers/ Cubs fan DOUBLE DEATH! They broke the law now I'm the order, I can handle the truth, I don't care if your a cousin named Vinny or a lawyer thats slippin jim going to take alot to convince me. I'm a judge like Simon nothing going to impress me-- and if these ass hole lawyers would get out of my way with their conversation we can get a move on with the day.Just trying to enjoy my California day
Said it once said it a billion times. I’ve been here here to long and I’ve got to get out of here. Everyone has this in common a shitty part time or shitty job and not making enough money. Now I won’t really be making enough or more money. I went back to school in January so making money but not really a lot since I’m working a lot of hours like I was in passed months. So only work my minimum of hours of 24. I planned on going back to 32-40 Hours a week to get my money not my funny up. But sales are down and store is dead. Times where it looks like where about to close or open how little or no body in there. It’s sad so if anybody needs my meat come to my meat department. But here’s where the mind boggling people come in I had 32 hours this week and the store manager like a coward decided to cut the hours and give us the schedule the day he’s off. Which technically he can’t do since you can’t change the schedule past Friday. But the dumber part of it is that he d...
Let’s get one thing perfectly straight. This is for the boys. The moose knuckle is for the boys. a sexually pleasing way but in the way that moose knuckles are showing off the bulge of a guys dick. We got moose knuckle yous lady’s got camel toe I mean I get it. If you got it flaunt it. But learn the right stuff and I get it camel toe Thursday doesn’t sound as good as moose knuckle Monday. But don’t be taking what’s the boys is nothing precious in this world, besides titty Tuesday and wagon Wednesday
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