731 days later.
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The incident that should not be named happened 731 days ago.
As we enter the playoffs later on this week by the skin of our teeth and by some help, Let's reopen wounds that never fully closed and worry our selfs some. I've had 2 years to reflect and meditate on that unfaithful Sunday evening. The exact day I can pinpoint where my life spiraled out of control. I don't think I ever recovered from the....double doink
I almost got kicked[ PTSD intensifies for mentioning kicking and again] off of instagram, something about "alleged"making death treat's towards Cody Parkey, Many sleepless nights, crashed my car, car broke down, a couple failed classes. Cody Parkey is the root of all evil and no matter what the problem is it some how circles back to it being his fault.
I'm not saying I can't take owner ship for my actions, because I can, But for example world hunger is Cody Parkey fault.
Chicagoans serve big portions, because we are stress eating, if we didn't have to stress eat we can give those extra portions to other people, and why do we stress eat because we can't trust any kickers and why can't we trust any kickers because Cody Parky double doinked [ and ryan pace is an idiot whole let robbie gould walk away but that's another story for another time.] See it always circle backs to Cody Parkey.
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Today I want to make the world a better place and turn back the clock and play God, and make my self happy. If you been on youtube you probably seen a N-if-L video. So here is my N-if-l
2019 N-IF-L: CHICAGO BEARS: CODY PARKEY DOES NOT DOUBLE DOINK
This is the Double doink revised after two years later. And for this N-if-L to start you need parkey to make the kick. [ o happy days that could of happened if it went through]
what IF the bears where never in this postion to have to kick a wild card winner. SO what if mitch trubiksy made a better pass or something no What if defesne did something better like a turn over in week one. Kyle fuller dropped intercetpion bears wouldnt be in the wild card game. Bears beat packers with that pick and season plays out like it does they go 13-3 guess whos 1
You know all of that post season, or lack of post season, could of been avoided? Ask the question what IF the Bears where never in the postion to kick a wild card winner. You can take the cop out and say yeah the offense could of put more points up that game WC game. But, what if the defense did something better in that game? No not the wild card game I'm talking about the Week 1. SNF game where Rodgers came back from the leg injury, what if Rodgers never came back[ not finished the job of ending him] But that game is a come back from injury and come back from behind game. What if Kyle Fuller never dropped the interception?
[quick side note I can give another example like what IF the Bears did not come up 6 inches shorts verses the NE Pats, but that goes into a loop since we force the game to over time which anything could happen unless we went for 2 and won.Plus that makes NE 10-6 messing up the whole AFC postseason and I can’t be playing that much god where I send th whole AFC out of wake. Same for the Dolphins game that year the game where parkey should of been cut but if he makes the kick sends the game to over time more confusing stuff so I'll just go with the for sure game winner with the packers game.]
That picks seals the game. Bears start the season 1-0 and the season all across the league plays out like it did that season. The only changes being packers finish 5-10-1 not 6-9-1 and Da Bears instead of ending 12-4 like that extra wins boosts them to a 13-3 record. Know who else is 13-3 the same rams who we beat in week 14. Bears have the tie breaker forcing the Rams to 3rd place. Making the Bears the 2nd seed and earning them a bye week. The post season looks like this now.
MY N-IF-L [ NFC] post season Actual postseason
1. New Orleans Saints 1. New Orleans Saints
2. Chicago Bears 2. La Rams
3.LA Rams 3. Chicago Bears
4. Dallas Cowboys 4. Dallas Cowboys
5. Seattle Seahawks 5. Seattle Seahawks
6 Philadelphia Eagles 6. Philadelphia Eagles
The new seeding causes the FLY-Eagles-FLY all the way across the country that wild card weekend and play the Rams in LA again like they did in week 14 where the Eagles beat the Rams 30-23. But the Rams know what is up with the Eagles. And Stops the eagles 3 game winning streak and there hopes of a repeat superbowl. [ slow down eagles fans, your city went on a 50+ year drought calm down yous lost again yous are use to loosing last time I checked.] Rams win, the only reason why they lost to the Eagles in the regular season was because Rams where coming off that Bears lost of course they where rattled and not focusing. Jared Gooeff was probably still trying to warm up from his cold night by the lake. With the [3]Rams now winning they move on to the divisional round. The other wild card game still remains the same [4]Cowboys and [5]Seahawks still play each other and we take the real life game experience and Cowboys Beat the Seahawks 24-22.
As we all know Highest seed plays the lower seed in football. With the Eagles and Seahawks eliminated the remaining teams are:
1. New Orleans Saints
2. Chicago Bears
3. La Rams
4. Dallas Cowboys
With the remaining teams left we get some of the greatest playoff football rematches from through out the year. Rematch between the Saints and the 10 game streak breaking Cowboys
And we get to watch a rematch, which will slowly start to be a new coming of age rivalry a soon to be classic thats had its boughts in the past. It's the Smiths and Grabowskis, Hollywood Vs Blue collar The West v Midwest, Hot V Cold we get a rematch between Bears V Rams. We get to rewatch that classic Bears Statement game. No way the Rams get lucky 2 weeks in a row beating old foes Bears beat the Rams once again at Soldier Filed in the cold Bears are moving on to the Conference Championship.
The other Side of the Bracket we got Americas team storming trough the SuperDome again. The Cowboys vs Chicago Bears is your NFC conference Championship.
And the Cowboys can't win in cold weather
it's 18 Degrees and that's not even factoring the wind coming of the lake which makes it 10 degrees colder perfect bear weather, they can't win where theres no dome See ya Dallas Bears are moving on. Even if you don't think the Cowboys will beat the saints Fine we'll go a different route in my la la fantasy land.[ but this is my fantasy FYI Bears are not loosing] Cowboys lose to the Saints. Saints move on and Host the Conference Championship game.
Saints fans thank me now with the Bears eliminating the Rams there is no missed PI call yous don't suffer 2 years in a row with terrible playoff moments. The No Missed PI call doesn't exist, which leads to the NFL not making the rule where you can challenge calls that where not called. The only hardship the Saints fans now is just the Minnesota Miracle. But the Bears do remember the no touch down call for Zach Miller leg and the football gods still clearly hate yous for bounty gate. So the only terrible playoff moment that is is when the Bears role through NOLA like it’s the middle of the Regan administration celebrating with a can of new coke cuz we going to another NFC south stadium this time Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium for the Superbowl.
Now that we are at the Big Game. We have to ask our selfs The Bears are at the Super Bowl who are they going to play? Well as yous can tell it has been a common theme in this blog of that the Season played out as it did. So the AFC playoffs are the same Patriots represent the AFC in the Superbowl.
And I like our chances with that magic of 85, Bears proved they can hang with the Patriots earlier in the season. This being my fantasy where I control everything. And everyone and their mother agreeing that if the Bears didn't loose to the Eagles they where winning the Superbowl you guessed it get the champagne, Club Dub in the locker room, I've got the Lombardi in my Hand lets party in the Stands.
THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE YOUR SUPERBOWL LIII WORLD CHAMPIONS
Get the double decker busses going let the good times roll. Bears end the drought are winners again and erased the worse superbowl know man kind and make brady retire or leave the patriots earlier. SNL is brining fat guys in to do Super Fan sketches, beefs taste a little better, my life is great All is well now in the world that the Bears are champs. Fade to black
But as yous know that fantasy is not true and I don't control anything but this blog. So I finally get the closure to move on from that horrible night. After 731 days I sit and reflect on the Good times I had that season. Remember the good times, cuz what we got going on not the greatest.
This season will always go down as one of my favorite seasons just the crazy involved. having a team that was supposed to be just MEH play lights out week in and week out. Starting the season with 5 pre season games. 3 division games in 11 days, and oh by the way one of those three games was the first prime time game at soldier field in like 7 years, against the vikings who where in the hunt all season. After that late nbc prime time game the boys had to rest up practice and take the buses over to Detroit and play on thanksgiving which who they beat up the lion with a back up QB.
We had trick plays glore 72 freezer left
omba lumpa santa sleigh Papa Bear formation you name it we did it.
Mitch's 6 Tampa touchdown day. Clinched the NFC north at home beating the packers and eliminating them mathematically from the playoffs, heck even the packers Sunday night comeback was rememberable with Khalil mack in is first game on short noticed was all ready paying out. I got to go to that Bears and Rams game and a preseason game vs the chiefs.
Even the end of the season no matter how horrible it was. No matter how much old style and molart you drink you still remember. You remember Parkey making the first kick before being iced out. you remember that bad feeling that horrible thought of oh god he's gonna miss but you shake it off saying he won't he just made it, not every kicker gets to practice a game winner.
you remember
praying "Dear God, Papa Bear, and Walter Payton please let the season continue"
* the snap *
sitting on the edge of the couch chase
* The kick is up *
you start to stand up
*The first doink *
you lean to the right thinking" it can bounce in"
* Doinks the cross bar *
Please bounce backwards
* the ball hitting the ground*
you sink to the ground on your knees and for ever life changed. Thinking why just why? Why? please be a pentaly something it can't end like this. and just being sad to this day.
your Remember the 2018 season. This one is for you 2018
PS and Oh you can hit me with what if everyone else did their job that day they would of Won? Well some games Defense wins it some days offense wins it some days special teams needs to win it. Everyone had a job and when some one is not doing theres you have to step up and do more to succeeded Cody Parkey for a lack of didn't do his job all season. Yeah sure he made 3 field goals before the last one but people only remember the last thing you ever did good or bad. Defense Clearly won games on its own that year, Offense won games clearly on its own that year. Parkey some times just had to had one kick to win it let alone that one day where he had to kick multiple times he should of been cut after Miami.
And PPS. Don't say it was tipped either we all know it wasn't Till this day till my last day that ball will never been tipped Cody Parkey double doinked it all on his own.
God can say what are you questions for me and I will then ask:
Where is my Grandpa?
Where are the rest of passed relatives/ when can I see them?
Did I life my life to the fullest?
Was I really tagged out in that one play when I was on the giants and I perfectly leaped over the yankee's glove?
can I see MY own sports center 10 ten plays? [ the 10 greatest plays/ atletic feats I ever did]
Was it the Field Goal really Tipped.?
God him self can tell me it was tipped and I will straight to his face say no it wasn't and walk away.
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