Da Blog : Day Late Dollar Short

Why do women always attack Men's tinder profiles. They are alway attacking them for no reason.  Women are not funny, when they are on tinder. They have the most unoriginal profiles ever they all legit around 90% copy each other with the same thing. Not a power ranking blog ,I know been doing alot of those lately. Around 90% of women tinder bios are the same thing A blonde lady with only group photos at a party. so you can't tell who you are swiping on.  Has her personality trait of drinking and attending ASU full display. The Bio is gonna say one of few things: Not looking for a hook up  ok thats fine reasonable I may like being Choked but sea turtles don't pls Recycle BUUUULLShit the min a guy puts hand around your neck you'll freak out. Or Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back #ImaNurse I hate nurses/ nursing students think they are all high and mighty your not even a doctor your a glorified bartender all you do is give...

Things are gonna have to change now due to Corona. People are gonna be afraid of germs makes sense after all. That's how its spreading. So I’m predicting things that will be  GONE  soon or things that will  HAPPEN  in a very short time. These predictions are mine and I may be a fortune teller take the Bears week one the under. So will start of with the things that will die, gone, donzo.  - Pens on Chains  Think about it its an unmovable stick that everyone is touching. Collecting germs all day. Get it outta here  the way that it will be countered is its complete eliminate it Counter to the Counter more shitty pens are in circulation.  People/companies are going to be giving away pens and you don't want to loose money by handing out nice pens solution cheap terrible pens is an easy courtesy to look nice but not do much. Counter to the Counter to The Counter is your nice pen is going to be taken in front of your eyes. You're gonna...

We need to cancel trader Joe's right now! Superfan Max AKA Jose Max is not this hipster grocery store mascot.  These white people!!! I've had enough of them. They say I steal their jobs, came here illegally. They probably want a picture of me on the side of all their hispanic food products wearing a  sombrero, pancho will riding my donkey Pablo saying This food is Sofa king good it won't make you cheat your pants. [ Read that last line in a racist heavy Spanish/English accent to get da joke]  Really this 17 year old girl is my voice now?   Jesus Christ [yeah I brought him into this] What has the world come to?  This girl who doesn’t do her own grocery shopping must of been so fired up when she was walking down the aisle and came across Trader Jose. She Must of been so out raged that she probably stood there and did nothing. It's not like she could leave the store in disgust. Cuz her mom drover here there and when you have a permit you...

Do Calendars even matter any more? I have to ask because its already happening. Halloween stores are already in sight getting ready to pop up and take over every abounded store front that shut down with in the last year.  This has to be an all time low right? I'm a big time and place for everything type of person but It's not time for Halloween we straight up just skipped Back to school and I hate that. Why don't we just start celebrating New Years next Saturday? And I don't hate being prepared. I love preparing for things but its July and if you need to prepare for Halloween this early you better be running an amusement park. If not c'mon you really need to find something else to do with your life. I'll say it to Halloween ain't even that great of a holiday. I hate that people gotta prepare and get ready to celebrate a holiday way to far in advance with every holiday now.  What are you freaking Santa Claus, do you need from November 1st till D...

After Watching the Simpsons for 3 hours. I decided to see what else is on TV. WNBA was on and saw it said Chicago Sky and thought I gotta check the score. They where down by 9 but man o man I tuned into the best 4 minutes of that game. Sky down 86-77 went on an 11-0 run. Thats right the sky just put up 11 unanswered points to win the game like it was no big deal. Revenge game on top of it Last Year Sky and Aces played in the second round single game elimination Aces won 93-92 in the last 6 seconds.  I don't know if it was because this was the first time I watched sports on TV since the Superbowl, these clsoing minutes where as I hyped as I am making them. Trust me.  Sky are 2-0 now on the regular season and Know what I think we'll be having a parade for them this year if they are gonna play like they did the last 4 minutes of todays game.  I don't keep up as much as I should with the WNBA but do you know who is the Head coach of the Aces. Drum roll please.... One of t...

Well this is it. These last few minutes the last 12 years we where rebuilding today it all comes to an end. We are in the last minutes of an era of losing that is no more. The stands will be empty but it doesn't matter the Sox know they are playing for the fans. The North side better be ready the Evil empire has arrived and is ready to take over the WHOLE city. Us South Siders are tired of being pushed around the city is ours we are painting it black. The Sox are ready they have been rebuilding for years and the pieces are finally together. Our return to the playoffs is inevitable. They decided to expand the playoffs to 16 teams this year 30 teams more then half the league is gonna make the playoffs. So lets break it down every division has 2 teams from it 3 divisions = 6 teams.  Double that 6 for NL = 12  2 wild card teams from NL and AL = 4  12+4= 16 play off teams.  So the Sox should make the playoffs no problem. 60-0 but regardless this...

So the White Sox emailed me yesterday, like they do everyone subscribed to their email list, Im nothing special. [ Are you sad faced like me too?]  They emailed me this ↓ 5k runs are done by a lot of amateur runners/ health enthusiasts but if there was amateur to the amateur that would be me hands down no question about it. I have done 4, 5k runs in my life time The race against hate, Brookfield zoo fun run, My most proud one Chicago Bears 5k and SXU 5k. I walked the race against hate then had a 3 year race hiatus  before doing the zoo in 2017 Bears 18 and SXU 18 as well. I was looking forward to one particular race this year of. I was ready to go behind enemy lines done head to toe in my gear and Race to Poop Hole Yes I was ready to wear full Helmet, Jersey pants and knee high socks and run on to Wrigley field get double bird, booed in enemy territory by my self. Id probably wipe out my South Side rally rag too, really get the crowd going. But with a lack...

United Center, U.S. Cellar Field Guaranteed Rate Field, and Soldier Field are my houses and I'll defended them till the day I die. Make fun of our low attendance rates at the Cell/Gspot and or how it looks like a UFO is landing on the lake front. Just know this is my home and I'm ready to go to war for it every single day to shut you up. And those insults haven't heard those a million times already get some new insults already.  But It gets really hard to defend your own home when you learn it could of looked 1000x better. Who the hell vetoed this! The field and 100 level of the stadium would be below ground level to avoid a massive upperdeck structure hovering over the columns (it looks terrible in the new stadium). The concourse would be at street level when you enter the stadium. The 100 level would surround the entire field and the upperdeck would go from the right of the north endzone to the left of the south endzone. Additions to the model are pending. Credit...

Right now we are at the peak of fruit season for the most part. Yeah I know fruits come out all year around but right now is when you probably do most of your yearly fruit consumption, when your not faking that you are healthy with a new years resolution or something So there are over 2000 fruits I definitely have eaten over 2000 pieces of fruits in my life but not every single kind. So it's impossible for me to not rank all 2000 fruits. I need some other way to rank them. After many hours of thinking I have come up with a solution. By putting them in divisions. Those divisions are  Tree Bush Vine weird Fruits that are basically vegetables  The basic three places where fruit grows and the outsiders. Tree aka the hand held division this is the toughest division out of them all So well start with that Red apple  an all time classic. There are a bunch of apples but a red apple, is the best apple around always looks good in cartoons, iconic with te...