Tinder Bios


Why do women always attack Men's tinder profiles. They are alway attacking them for no reason.  Women are not funny, when they are on tinder. They have the most unoriginal profiles ever they all legit around 90% copy each other with the same thing.

Not a power ranking blog ,I know been doing alot of those lately.

Around 90% of women tinder bios are the same thing A blonde lady with only group photos at a party. so you can't tell who you are swiping on.
 Has her personality trait of drinking and attending ASU full display.

The Bio is gonna say one of few things:

Not looking for a hook up
 ok thats fine reasonable

I may like being Choked but sea turtles don't pls Recycle
BUUUULLShit the min a guy puts hand around your neck you'll freak out.

Or Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back #ImaNurse
I hate nurses/ nursing students think they are all high and mighty your not even a doctor your a glorified bartender all you do is give out shots.

Liking the office is not a personality trait
 drinking white claws and being  hot is not either but Let me guess you are a great conversationist.
and  saying liking the office is not a personality triat is not a bio

If you have a dead animal in your bio pic I''m swiping left
Showing off hobbies and interests and actual doing something.
Reality people who say that just want a trust fund model guy name chad who just drinks white claw boring

I made this as a joke
Well I made this to find love. Its nice to know my failed attempts to find it are humorous for you.

I have been told I'm Hilarious
And and I've been told I write good blogs. YOUR'RE Lair 

I like adventurous
aka likes going to 7/11 in a good neighborhood at midnight this girl has "crackhead"energy

I only make vine reference or Whats your favorite vine lets make tik toks
Yeah I don't have the 10 secs to do that

Send song suggestion
She never gonna listen to it

Only looking for good vibes
this is defiantly a lollapalooza profile pic

lets smoke or match
this chick definitely just trying to score free weed hasn't paid for anything ever in her life.

and the worse bios of all time cash app/venomo
 asking for money the future gold diggers of America getting started early. They just want you to see what happens.

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