The unofficial after math and or preview of whats to come after Corona Virus
Things are gonna have to change now due to Corona. People are gonna be afraid of germs makes sense after all. That's how its spreading. So I’m predicting things that will be GONE soon or things that will HAPPEN in a very short time. These predictions are mine and I may be a fortune teller take the Bears week one the under.
So will start of with the things that will die, gone, donzo.
- Pens on Chains
Think about it its an unmovable stick that everyone is touching. Collecting germs all day. Get it outta here
the way that it will be countered is its complete eliminate it
Counter to the Counter more shitty pens are in circulation. People/companies are going to be giving away pens and you don't want to loose money by handing out nice pens solution cheap terrible pens is an easy courtesy to look nice but not do much.
Counter to the Counter to The Counter is your nice pen is going to be taken in front of your eyes. You're gonna be like yeah sure here use my pen thinking germs won't spread that quick use, only for it to walk away
Im Usually the pen guy at school I think it ends now gonna lose to many pens because I don't want it back.
Counter to the Counter more shitty pens are in circulation. People/companies are going to be giving away pens and you don't want to loose money by handing out nice pens solution cheap terrible pens is an easy courtesy to look nice but not do much.
Counter to the Counter to The Counter is your nice pen is going to be taken in front of your eyes. You're gonna be like yeah sure here use my pen thinking germs won't spread that quick use, only for it to walk away
Im Usually the pen guy at school I think it ends now gonna lose to many pens because I don't want it back.
-No more buffets/self serve things[IE condiments]/ samples/community food gone.
Food's gonna take a big hit since germs can easily jump onto things and when you voluntarily stick something with germs in your mouth you get sick fast. Instead people learning to not be an animal and have hygienic practices a "pro" will serve you and Eliminate Buffets/ self serve/ condiments/ samples and community food.
Buffets where already on its last legs but they're over RIP. It's Just to hard to trust the sweaty, itchy guy who just scratched him self now touching the serving spoon. OR the sticky handed kid who's not a thief but just touched the bread bowl with out thongs. You don't want to pick food from the same place as these people.
Same thing for condiments at a ball game those onions you're gonna have to ask for them before they hand it out to you. Cuz how many times have you touched that Onion wheel gotten uneven disruption, and take the same hand you and 100 fans turned the knob with and smooth out the onions with your finger with out sanitizing first? Trust me we are all guilty of it too.
Alot of packets instead of pumps now or asking for condiments to be put on the food before it even leaves the kitchen
Samples gone now you have to spend a couple bucks to see if you like something instead of getting a free taste, but c'mon thats okay with me cuz you need like 3-5 of a sample to see if you really want something. But the old lady enforcer behind the stand with her 1 per customer rule shuts you down.
Biggest blow is community food like bagel Tuesday or doughnut Friday those are gone gonna be a lot of down offices because you can't post moral with a cupcakes because Jerry doesn't know how to wash his hands after he takes a leak. But I'm hoping it still happens and people are to afraid to eat it and no one touches it. Boom unlimited Bagel day then since I'm a psycho willing to risk it all for a blueberry
Food's gonna take a big hit since germs can easily jump onto things and when you voluntarily stick something with germs in your mouth you get sick fast. Instead people learning to not be an animal and have hygienic practices a "pro" will serve you and Eliminate Buffets/ self serve/ condiments/ samples and community food.
Buffets where already on its last legs but they're over RIP. It's Just to hard to trust the sweaty, itchy guy who just scratched him self now touching the serving spoon. OR the sticky handed kid who's not a thief but just touched the bread bowl with out thongs. You don't want to pick food from the same place as these people.
Same thing for condiments at a ball game those onions you're gonna have to ask for them before they hand it out to you. Cuz how many times have you touched that Onion wheel gotten uneven disruption, and take the same hand you and 100 fans turned the knob with and smooth out the onions with your finger with out sanitizing first? Trust me we are all guilty of it too.
Alot of packets instead of pumps now or asking for condiments to be put on the food before it even leaves the kitchen
Samples gone now you have to spend a couple bucks to see if you like something instead of getting a free taste, but c'mon thats okay with me cuz you need like 3-5 of a sample to see if you really want something. But the old lady enforcer behind the stand with her 1 per customer rule shuts you down.
Biggest blow is community food like bagel Tuesday or doughnut Friday those are gone gonna be a lot of down offices because you can't post moral with a cupcakes because Jerry doesn't know how to wash his hands after he takes a leak. But I'm hoping it still happens and people are to afraid to eat it and no one touches it. Boom unlimited Bagel day then since I'm a psycho willing to risk it all for a blueberry
- Public toys/Chuck E. Cheese/
Kids are a mess, Yeah thats it The Mouse is sadly going to be exterminator kids just don't like it here.
-Trying things on
better hope that shirt fits you and not to snug cuz soon as it touches ur skin or shows any signs that its been on you its yours.
Easy counter are that alot of poorly dress people with snug/tight/ baggy cloths
- Public Bathrooms
People already hate public bathrooms so their usage is gonna be way way way down. I don't want to give another way of my thinking and or mind set my secrets. But think about it the Bathroom is going to be at A+ grade level of clean, and its gonna stay that way since every one is gonna be like "UMMMM don't think I should use it" and they don't But Psycho me is going to use that top graded limitedly used bathroom because its clean and alot of my best bathroom moments are road games. I'm a road warrior okay with coming into your house doing what I got to do and coming out like a champ.
Lets talk the Aftermath what is to come after this.
-Push down garbage cans are backI feel like when I was a kid all my relatives for the most part had a step down push up garbage can. Even do it was invented in the 1920's I feel like in the early 2000's everyone started to replace their kitchen cans with one of these things. People in the work place and or public place are going to ditch the open top can or one with a lid for a hands free usage one.
-Gloves in September/October
There is always that one girl who once it gets to like 40 degrees in October or September they want to wear the huge scarf and start bringing out the winter gear for no reason. But with Germs now able to spread their going to be less taboo or weird felling wearing gloves when its only mid 40 degree weather. People are still going to be wearing latex gloves and people are gonna want to ditch that look as soon as possible.
There is always that one girl who once it gets to like 40 degrees in October or September they want to wear the huge scarf and start bringing out the winter gear for no reason. But with Germs now able to spread their going to be less taboo or weird felling wearing gloves when its only mid 40 degree weather. People are still going to be wearing latex gloves and people are gonna want to ditch that look as soon as possible.
-Amusement parks decline
I though about this one before Six Flags even made the announcement . Because I like Six Flags that much. But I thought with the constant of sweaty people sitting in a ride for a few seconds and for the next person to pretty much instantly go in it next how would they counter that? They can't. Plus the lines are way to long to many people herd in on place.
Drive in movies
I called this before they started doing them just saying
I though about this one before Six Flags even made the announcement . Because I like Six Flags that much. But I thought with the constant of sweaty people sitting in a ride for a few seconds and for the next person to pretty much instantly go in it next how would they counter that? They can't. Plus the lines are way to long to many people herd in on place.
Drive in movies
I called this before they started doing them just saying
Less paper
already to save the world but do we truly eliminate all paper for the most part in like the work/ school place germs pass on paper
already to save the world but do we truly eliminate all paper for the most part in like the work/ school place germs pass on paper
Stair related injuries
People don’t want to touch railings cuz they got germs lets just hope no old people fall down stairs
People don’t want to touch railings cuz they got germs lets just hope no old people fall down stairs
Janitors stock foes up
everything needs to be clean now who's gonna do it Janitors and cleaning crews. Last of the Grabowskis, on the CoronaVirus front lines side beside Nurses and DR but being over looked Its about damn time we get the respect we deserve.
I don't know Why I uesed LeBron for this Janitors are so loyal. LeBron as a janitor would be like "I'm taking my talents to Window Washing"
everything needs to be clean now who's gonna do it Janitors and cleaning crews. Last of the Grabowskis, on the CoronaVirus front lines side beside Nurses and DR but being over looked Its about damn time we get the respect we deserve.
More buzz cuts at home barbers
Have you gotten a hair cut with these restrictions moving the mask alot its not the worse thing but gonna suck. Plus people went those 3 months at home with long hair or self hair cut. Plus some people invested in trimmers at the peak when they where going for a hunddy online. If you paid 100 for a pair of clippers you better be using them.
Basketballs are gonna be cleaned at half time
Definitely way out there but the ball gets all sweaty from all the hands touching it and a mom is deficiently going to complain to the park league and make the 9 dollar an hour teenage ref wipe the ball down
Stadiums
Definitely way out there but the ball gets all sweaty from all the hands touching it and a mom is deficiently going to complain to the park league and make the 9 dollar an hour teenage ref wipe the ball down
Stadiums
will definitely be reinvented or renovated some how maybe wider and taller so its like 6 people in a row not 12 But this is defiantly the weirdest prediction won't happen cuz it's dumb.
Soccer
Kids are gonna some how become sneaky good at soccer. Parents are gonna be like they don't touch the ball so not alot of germs being spread. So the result of this is more annoying kids at parks wearing soccer Jerseys like world cup years and taking trash about Football.
Kids are gonna some how become sneaky good at soccer. Parents are gonna be like they don't touch the ball so not alot of germs being spread. So the result of this is more annoying kids at parks wearing soccer Jerseys like world cup years and taking trash about Football.
Halloween
HA HA HA lets go I hate halloween and I can't wait to watch its dismay and down fall of this "great" holiday. No smart parent is gonna let their kid eat candy that a stranger man handled. Whats worse getting an Apple raiser blade, a rock, or pandemic Candy? And You can't do a poor straight poor from bag to bowl and ask please take one kids are savage when it comes to candy. The Only costumes that work are nurse and doctor cuz the mask is already built in. Superman with a mask looks dumb. I know one thing is for sure no kids are going dressed up as cops or bed sheet ghosts this year.
Benny Da Bulls popcorn
HA HA HA lets go I hate halloween and I can't wait to watch its dismay and down fall of this "great" holiday. No smart parent is gonna let their kid eat candy that a stranger man handled. Whats worse getting an Apple raiser blade, a rock, or pandemic Candy? And You can't do a poor straight poor from bag to bowl and ask please take one kids are savage when it comes to candy. The Only costumes that work are nurse and doctor cuz the mask is already built in. Superman with a mask looks dumb. I know one thing is for sure no kids are going dressed up as cops or bed sheet ghosts this year.
I'm a SuperFan and I don't even know if I should put this news out their but I SuperFan Max Have never been to a Bulls game. It upsets me that I will not be able to part take in this very salty tradition of tossing popcorn in the air. We can't have people throwing popcorn at each other just unsanitary sad sad sad day I just realized I won't be able to do this.
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