Power Ranking Fruit

Right now we are at the peak of fruit season for the most part. Yeah I know fruits come out all year around but right now is when you probably do most of your yearly fruit consumption, when your not faking that you are healthy with a new years resolution or something

So there are over 2000 fruits I definitely have eaten over 2000 pieces of fruits in my life but not every single kind.

So it's impossible for me to not rank all 2000 fruits. I need some other way to rank them.
After many hours of thinking I have come up with a solution. By putting them in divisions.

Those divisions are 

Tree

Bush

Vine

weird Fruits that are basically vegetables 
The basic three places where fruit grows and the outsiders.

Tree

aka the hand held division

this is the toughest division out of them all So well start with that

Red apple an all time classic. There are a bunch of apples but a red apple, is the best apple around always looks good in cartoons, iconic with teachers, they're computers, I can go on and on about apples. But there is fruit to rank.
Banana monkeys love them and those guys are picky eaters. great number too sweet delicious

oranges pre wrapped and pre slice whats not to like about an orange. Only reason they are at three is some times they play that game of you don't know if we are sweet or a little sour before you bit into it.

plum a purple food so thats wild already best plums are the ones that are reddish in the middle yellow ones are ok but who really wants that. Red/purple plums are so great. This fruit is so good that kids at one time or another had visions of them in there head

peach best fuzzy fruit around yeah I'm looking at you kiwi. Peaches are a great summer fruit and is it me or are the bigger/ messier the peach the better it tastes.

cherry best on ice cream or with a pretty please underneath them.

worse fruit that comes from a tree is also an apple but sorry granny I hate your apples. granny smith aka green apple to sour is the worse. Coconut is pretty bad too Think people only eat it when stranded on islands

Outsiders

aka Fruits that are vegetables but vegetables that are really fruits

A Fruit is the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food

Cucumbers single handedly makes a salad worth eating. Great by them self,with ranch, lime and a little bit of salt. Its got a nice crunch to them. Put them on a sandwich subway is defiantly the only reason why we do that but it changed  the sandwich game for ever, power move.

limes its like franks red hot sauce I put it on everything. Lime is great on meat, chicken, watermelon cucumbers pretty sure tooth enamel is messed up from all the limes i have eaten over the years

corn  like it grilled, boiled ,on the cob, popped or do we just like it because of the butter and salt? on it do I only like it because i am from Illinois ? Very questionable to have corn and my love for it.

lemon look at lime answer. Very similar to lime but this one can make a nice summer drink which could make the argument for it to be higher up but feel like I have had more limes in my life as opposed to  lemons.  reason being life hasn't given me enough.

avocados they have their time and place a turkey sandwich the occasional taco, tostada, torta. I like avocado not as much as a  millennials who is willing to spend $27 bucks for it on toast.

worse 100% is tomatoes. Tomatoes are the worse fruit/vegetable  of all time. Tomatoes I don't know how people eat them alone like palm it and eat it like its an apple, psycho paths. Tomatoes I hate them. They can not stand on their own what so ever. The only way a tomato enters my body is when it has a supporting cast doing all the work. Ketchup all that sugar, and probably a lot of the french fry is doing all the work. Or pizza the cheese and crust carry that tomato to glory.

Real and only honorable mention a pickle felt like the pickling made it not a fruit/vegetable any more.

Bush

aka the Berry Bunch

strawberry an all time classic. Everyone loves them I don't think I have ever heard some one say they don't like strawberry. maybe allergic people. But I think strawberry got the shortcake and cartoon

Pineapple is technically a berry crazy I know. I love pineapple eat it so much at times that I get that acid burn tingly mouth.

blueberry blueberries are scottie pippen yeah they are good on their own but thrive when in a supporting role. Add them to pancakes, bananas a fruit salad what ever you added them too just got 10 times better.

not gonna lie these three kinda of stretching I don't think i have every gone out of my way to eat these types of berries




cranberry good in sauce form


raspberry better when you are giving one


blackberry  I feel like I don't even like these but had them once and thought meh

I lack berries in my diet plus they all look the same or poisonous or are bears noses

terrible audio/ speed up to :50 to get the joke

worse I honestly don't know haven't come across enough berries to hate on one

Vine

weakest of the power 4

aka the Melon Division

 Watermelon  hands down this is the Patriots of this fruit division. carries this division year in and year out

Grape like a dumb I thought grapes grow on a bush but heard through the grape vine thats not the case.

cantaloupe semi the worse fruit around its the Bears when they are winning or sweet but hate them when they are not and its kinda bitter.

Im not a big vine fruit person melons not my favorite fruit at all.

MMMM Honey Dew I don't know this is the melon division has to have melons. I don't know there are alot of weird melons out there and i'm not going out of my way to eat them.

* cucumber all most got relocated to this division to help it out but a fruit/veggie division just couldn't be separated

worse tomatoes I hate tomatoes alot I can not express that enough they grow on a vine.

What I learned about my self doing this is blog is that I do not eat a lot of melons or berries. Don't know if I'm missing out do I made it 20 years in life and no ones came up to me and been like you gotta try some Persimmon go down to the store right now and get some Persimmons. I don't know this is my fruit list