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Lake shore drive renamed

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It makes no sense renaming something that we won't actually say by its new real name. The Willis Tower - Sears Tower, Cloud gate- the Bean, Guaranteed rate Field- U.S. Cellar Field- Comiskey park. We are just adding to the list now and that new addition is Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake shore drive- Lake shore drive.  Really that's the best they could come up with? Really no seriously that's the best name you can come up with? Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake shore drive. Hey let me make this whole new name 100% better by adding one thing and that is a 'S . That is the better solution Chicagoans love adding -S to the end of everything Jewels, yous, Soldiers Fields. And those idiots down at city all couldn't add an S. And named it Jean Baptiste Point DuSable 's  lake shore drive. Instead they want to add two names and mush them together to make one, only for people to say the ending of the name.  And this is all because of the PC woke world we live in now. My b...

Back at the Ball park

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Big White Sox weekend for me these past two days. After my last game being 674 days ago. I finally got to see the Sox again. Grant it Saturday was a soggy Sox day.Where yous know the rain bullied us all over the place pushing the 1:10 start to 2:30 then up to 2:15 only for them to play 3 innings and get rained out to a double header. My friend convinced me to go again since I had nothing else going on today so went and they actually played. Double header first time I’ve ever been to a double header and man o man 6 hours and 10 minutes of baseball even Sox baseball is a lot and a long time.  But I enjoyed it, going back to the Cell Hitting the G Spot.  I said I would start blogging about the Sox more and what better way is to recap my experience at  RE-opening day weekend. My take aways from the Sox coming back to life are:  Grilled onions smell is still amazing. Never gets old.  such a heavenly smell why has that not been made into a candle yet.  Mini helme...

Still hate Alshon jeffery

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I just want to let everyone know to this day I still don't like or care about Alshon Jeffery.  Was scrolling through instagram but was able to find it on youtube. This clip                    and made me remember what he Said before the Bears Vs Eagles wild card game.  "I love the city of Philadelphia. Chicago is just where I was for work."   Chicago is where I worked Philly is where I thrive. Saying you put in the work here in Chicago is an understatement. Since What did you work on? Never worked on learning how to catch or stay healthy. So what exactly did you work on here?  I was always told if it can hit you on the head you can catch it. [ Yes I have missed multiple passes and gotten hit in the head or face all catchable balls but this not about me today]   Bum couldn't catch it probably didn't know the play either if he didn't turn around  Dude was bum and compared to the other guys on his team. Be...

You just want to set him up didn't you?

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 Just admit as a social justice/ keyboard warrior it was your duty to set him up. Your own nephew who already embarrassed about interacting with young woman, opening up to you only for you to shame him. Tsk Tsk shame on you witch hunter.   It depends on the age is the problem 17-19 years old they kinda already to to move on. 16 can go either way. But 13-15 those idiots are gonna try and ask her out again.  And yeah movies romanticize  going after the girl and eventually going into a loving relationship with them, but this ain't no romcom love ain't as good as you think or they make it seem. If love was real Id be on a date right now instead of blogging . And young Buddy was probably  more shocked that you yelled : "NO LEAVE HER ALONE" instead of making it a teaching point and being the "Cool Aunt" that you so desperately want to be and talking to him. It takes a village to raise a child guess what "cool aunt" this ya boy too, teach him instead of y...

Letter from Jesse White

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Everyone when they comes of age In IL and all of the USA probably get some form of letter like this in the Mail.  If you cant read it it says:   Dear Friend,                           Congratulations on turning 21!  As an adult, you have new opportunities and new responsibilities.  You are now faced with serious choices that affect your life and the lives of others.  Some of the most serious decisions you will make are drinking and driving - a deadly mix.  While it is now legal to drink, it is not legal to drink and drive.  Illinois DUI laws have become progressively stricter, and for good reason.  Tragically, an alcohol-related fatality occurs every 48 minutes in the United States.  You can help us prevent these fatalities by making careful choices about drinking and driving.  If you decide to drink, act responsibly and don't drive - take a taxi or choose someone who ...

Justin Fields Officially in a Bears Uniform

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Call it lazy writing or just a quick easy topic to talk about. But once again I am talking about uniforms and jerseys specifically Justin Fields jersey  again. Grant it it's been almost over a month since I talked about the  Sox city connect  and a few weeks since the  Cubs  but holy cow how has it been a month since those two blogs, feels like it was last week when I was talking about them. But I'm not here to talk about the quick passing of time and what not I'm here to talk about Justin Fields officially in a Bears uniform.  and I don't like it. Ok with Justin Fields he’s the Qb now but hate that stupid one jersey. For a couple of reasons the obvious one being its always going to be a reminder of Cody Parkey.  People are saying yeah but if he's a good QB you'll forget about parkey. NOOOO way! Every time we go up for a kick to this day your holding your breath hoping they don't miss, don't doink so we don't have to hear for the millionth time ab...

Mitch ship: Sunk

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It's over... And since the Chicago Bears won't give or show it I'll say it. Good Bye and Thank you Mitchell Trubisky. Mitchell Trubisky is officially no longer a Bear. Today is moving day. Moving on from Mitch and to  Titletown This is a little late but as many of yous guys seen this picture since it's made its rounds on the internet for like a month now.  Mitch has officially moved to the greener pastures of Buffalo on which ranch and blue cheese streams run through them. Today is the last time I talk about Mitch and defend him as much as I enjoyed him its not longer my duty to protect him he is under the protection of the  Buffalo Bills and Bills Mafia now.  Its a sad day for me as many of yous guys know I quite enjoyed Mitch he was the first real Chicago Bears QB that I got behind since I started really getting into Football in 2012-2013 in the Cutler era which still bailiffs my mind how did I fall in love with football and Da Bears with Jay Cutler at the helm....

moving on to 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

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 Fellow Bears fans we are no longer other body parts loving people anymore we Ass  Butt men now.  Bears just signed TE Jake Butt [ he he butt] from the Denver Broncos thanks[ Fangio]. Bears growing at the TE postion again this offseason. Signing not a huge deal but not a small one I guess. Bears still have a bunch of TEs on the roster. Cole Kmet,[85] JP Holtz[81], Jesper Horsted[87], Scooter Harrington[ 49] and Jimmy Graham [80] But blog in a blog Jimmy Graham, I did not know but apparently in March Jimmy Graham and his dog Ginger got into a car accident.  Where he was going 90 and all of a sudden there was a disabled vehicle in the center lane he had to swerve to avoid rear ending it. Went left just missing it, but there was a bridge and avoid jumping the bridge he hit a hard right flipping the car over rolling 4 times and skidded on the roof for a 100yds. He said he felt like it was in a game everything slowed down he remembers his phone floating in front of him an...

Moving Da Blog

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 As of next Friday July 2nd  Da Blog will no longer be on the blogger site. After much consideration and a bidding war between tumbler, and word press but swooping in at the last minute a legit full time blogging company came into take me away. The Blog that I will be working for is..... Drum roll please.................   - - - - - Just messing around.  I'm just messing around and joking. I am not moving Da Blog from Blogger and will still be using the ip address of  www.dachitown.blogspot.com   for you to read my mediocre shitty blogs. But now down to the real blog.    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the Bears are going to move, I might mess around and move Da Blog up north to Titletown U.S.A. That's right me and my little old fried battery laptop, are going to take the 3 hour 10min  206.6 mile drive down I-94 W. To go live in Title town...

Hate it

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Some things just fall in place when it comes to blog titles today. First in the morning/ early afternoon we where saying  Don't Hate it  now were are saying hate it. And what we hate it that the Chicago Bears have placed a bid to buy the old Arlington Park race track land, to build a stadium.  Like I said I hate it. Choked on my lunch time porkhcop when I heard the news. I don't want the Bears to move to the Suburbs and further away. They belong downtown, next to a lake on Museum Campus Dr. No where else. Some bull shit. Everyone saying its good they should build a bigger stadium so there can be Final four, college football playoff, and super bowls in Chicago. Maybe the stupidest argument I ever heard since we won't get that money no one gonna travel to chicago really since they will build hotels and stuff up around there  and           ARLINGTON HEIGHTS  IS NOT CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the people saying...

Don't hate it

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I honestly don't care about the Astros, why am I gonna talk about them MLB doesn't care or gonna do anything about them cheating. Aren't gonna punish them why should I even talk about them. Just have some pitchers throw some bean balls at Houston players and call it a day. Speaking of pitchers throwing bean balls, know how they throwing those bean balls so well, With a foreign substance.  A tale as old as time whether it was the spitball, shineball, snot ball , or stickum pine tar its never been allowed for long. Now the Major/ minor leagues are making umpires, do period checks on all starting and reliving pitchers some time during the game. Any player found with a substance on the team catcher, other 7 position guys the pitcher is responsible for them and will get fined and 10 game suspension.  This is all in response to the record breaking strikeouts and a league batting average at an all time low in half-century. Since the hitters can't hit its not their fault has to...

Tell me that I’m wrong

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 I’m watching the Nets vs Bucks game. 34 bucks 23 nets 9:39 in the second quarter. Probably one of the first real basketball games I’ve watched in a while. For sure one of the first bucks games that I watched. And there’s no way you can tell me that I’m wrong. yhe Milwaukee Bucks coach Mike Budenholzer. looks like a very typical Wisconsin guy. Just that name sounds like he hunting deer when it’s the season.  Tell me this does not look like a guy from kenosha in his Sunday beat or coming from a funeral or court dated for Driving Under the cheesefuence   Yelling about the packers and how they missed a field  goal  The min. He seees this blog he’s probably thinking that Gosh Darn F.I.B 

The Poop Walk

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So I've been sitting on a dark secret for almost a year and some change now. It's not a pretty story but it's a story.  It's my poop walk. I’m taking my brand of shitty blogger aka bad writing and sentence structure and covering it up by saying i run a shitty blog as a brand on purpose, when in reality I just don’t reread hat I write. I had no idea when I would  publish this but this seems like it's the perfect time with everything going on to do so.....   April 4th, 2020 the very earlier days of quarantine and world ending. So early its when we thought it’s just another free week of spring break. So early we didn’t even have to wear masks yet. If yous can’t tell I’m stalling so let’s get to the story.  I’m gonna let yous in on a little secret I don’t think I ever said it but I live in Midway. Was getting into the walking kick just like everyone else. Was like gonna see how accurate the iPhone health app is and one wall/side of the airport is a mile long. So that mo...

Tiger pitcher Ralphs on the mound VS Soxs

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I would be throwing up on the mound out of nervousness if I had to face that nasty ass sox line up. But Beau Burrow lunch is not the only thing him and the rest of the tigers pitching staff was up chucking that day. It was a 15 run scored game on June 12th. Only one home run to my surprise was given up in that game[ Brian Goodwin] Sox had 12 hits. So Basically the Tigers pitchers where the hottest chick on tinder and everyone was hitting on her. Dude got sick while pitching at yermin mercedes, thats how Ill Yermin is just makes guys get sick just by his look. But I will feel bad after the game Tigers sent Beau Burrows back to Triple A. But won't feel bad for long Sox up 4.5 games in the Division.  And I need to start finding ways or paying closer attention to the Sox and start blogging them more. 

Did you hear about the Yee haw mommy who was arrested for posing as her 13 year old?

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 So apparently down there in the the great state of Texas a mother,  Casey Garcia age 30 was arrested for one count of  criminal trespassing and tampering with government records. according to El Paso County Sheriff’s Office.  If you are an idiot like me and need a break down of if you pose as your 13 year old daughter you are gonna break a few rules along and the way you are going to do that is by:  Criminal trespassing simply she wasn't supposed. to be there since she is a 30 year old parent and not a child.  Then tampering with government records public schools are government ran there for when she starts the day off at school like any other "kid" they apparently have to sign in every morning with their student ID number and gonna guess signature. Technically forged = tampering  you get the point.   But any way back to the story. The whole point of this was to do a social experiment, on school security. Which kind of and kinda not hilariou...

Go to Sleep with The Blackhawks winning the 2010 Stanley cup

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 On 6/9/2010, everyone in Chicago's life's had changed. For many old timers it was the end of the Blackhawks 49 year old Stanley Cup Championship drought. For many youngsters like my self at the time it was witnessing a Championship team for the first time. We all remember tales of the 05 white sox but the 2010 Blackhawks was history in the making that we remember. For me I fell in love with the Blackhawks on January 1st, 2009 when the Blackhawks played a winter classic game against the red wings at Wriggle Field. But today marks a time where fans officially fell in love, during that playoff run they felt something but when Patrick Kane scored in OT it was like he said I do and we tied the knot with the franchise, that the city already knew so well, or would get to know Oh so more through out the 2010's.  Hockey officially came back to Chicago that night, a dynasty that would unfold with out us knowing would start sooner but officially fall into place that.  As Cheese as ...

Seattle you are in trouble

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 White Sox just announced with in the hour that the Sox as of Friday June 25th at 7:10 pm Will be playing in Guaranteed rate field   U.S. Cellar Field with a 100% yes you read that correct 100% fully capacitated stadium of Capacity: 40,615  rumbustious Sox fans. So Seattle I don't know how you win when you got 40,615 fans all up in your face who have been craving a winning team since 05/08.   After God knows how long the South Side will be jumping again. I still haven't gone to a game this year so I never experienced pod seating glad I never will or have had to. If you are not as happy as I am right now the Sox sure are they are doing a celebratory fire work night that night.  From what I have been seeing on instagram the bleachers are a fucking riot and party that night they for sure will be too as they should be.   And for all the cubs fans who been saying a  pANbeMlc SeeTTlNg I2 jUsT LiKe A reGUIar  GaMe 4 DHa SOx.  Fuc...

Cubs city connect uniform alert

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 I know typical Sox fan talking about the Cubs, but really I'm not talking about the cubs I'm talking about the Uniform and the uniforms represent the city, this blog is a Bears 1st City/ Chicago/ sports Blog 2nd therefore loop hole even do this is my blog and I don't need one. Cubs came out with the city connect jerseys and they're not as bad ass or cool looking as the Sox but is a respectable jersey. I'll give it a 6.7 fair score if you ask me. Points come off because the socks look stupid look like argyle socks. They look life less when no body is wearing them.  Hell the city even disagreed with them  Half to admit they do look alot better with a person in them   But the pants are a big part of baseball and these look like weird sweats or dress pants with the white strip down the middle not digging them even if you picture with out the strip I don't like them so boring pants. hat don't hate simple C with star in the middle nothing crazy simple but relate...

Adam Sandler at IHOP

C'mon people lets be real who the hell is going to wait for friggin IHOP. Its a fast food diner. PLus chances are if your at IHOP a Denny's is down the block. If he was in the middle of the dessert maybe he would of stayed and hung out for a bit. But Sandler a man with a plan he dones't got time to wait with his kid he's trying to feed her.Wears the loose fitting clothings cus hes gotta be able to move. A plus parenting can go from Happy Gilmore to Reign over me on a dime. I don't get why every one is freaking over him getting turned away What did you want the hostess to do? She can't squeeze him in cuz he a celebrity we are in the mits of a pandemic all ready short tables like cmon this is a lose lose situation for both sides she can't sit him adam is eating an IHOP. I get it Sandler you where the everyday cloths and baggy style that's fine but C'mon have some pride and eat any where else but an Ihop. I love the sandman I'm the few people in thi...

Kick Six Day

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 I’m making a holiday up pretty much. And geez half my blogs have been reporting on national holidays but a blogs a blog.  There no official number of how many have happened   in the nfl but it’s around 5.  5 kick sixes have happened in the NFL 2-3 have been scored by the bears so this is a bears holiday wake up with some nfl kick sixes. The cardinals bears one is a preseason game which is why it’s 2 -3  And what is a Kick six?  Not a blocked kick but rather a kick that is attempted comes up short and is tracked down while in the air and returned by some one all the way for a touchdown. Coast to coast. 

Time for my yearly yelling at Aaron Rodgers

Its the time of year where I decided to trash Aaron Rodgers for no utter real reason besides that he is breathing living being who is a, trash human who players for a trash town in a trash state that smells like cheese. Fuck Rodgers, I hate that guy so much. And this could not have come at a better time because do you know what happened today? Aaron Rodgers did not show up to mandatory minicamp. Last time I checked mandatory meant you have to be there and Rodgers is not there so let's not start celebrating quite yet super fans but let's at least go and buy the party hats, for the downfall of this team  

Oooooh yous wanna talk dynasties

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  Let’s talk dynasties. The greatest Dynasty of all time is the 1940’s Chicago Bears the “original” Monsters of the Midway, [history class time straight from  American football database  I knew this but why not have them say it slightly better ]  the University of Chicago"Maroons", a college football team under the leadership of Amos Alonzo Stagg. "Midway" is a reference to the Midway Plaisance, a long, green swath of boulevard space bordering the southern end of the campus between 59th and 60th Streets and running from Washington Parkto Jackson Park on Chicago's South Side. The U of C ended its football program in 1939, around a time of several Bears NFL Championships. ]    Where talking dynasty now  the greatest NFL dynasty is the 1940s chicago bears. As I was saying the original or at least the first Bears teams to be the Monsters of the Midway. The Sid Luckman,  George McAfee,  Bill Osmanski,  bronko nagurski Lead by coach Georg...