Mitch ship: Sunk
It's over... And since the Chicago Bears won't give or show it I'll say it. Good Bye and Thank you Mitchell Trubisky. Mitchell Trubisky is officially no longer a Bear. Today is moving day. Moving on from Mitch and to Titletown
This is a little late but as many of yous guys seen this picture since it's made its rounds on the internet for like a month now.
Mitch has officially moved to the greener pastures of Buffalo on which ranch and blue cheese streams run through them. Today is the last time I talk about Mitch and defend him as much as I enjoyed him its not longer my duty to protect him he is under the protection of the Buffalo Bills and Bills Mafia now.
Its a sad day for me as many of yous guys know I quite enjoyed Mitch he was the first real Chicago Bears QB that I got behind since I started really getting into Football in 2012-2013 in the Cutler era which still bailiffs my mind how did I fall in love with football and Da Bears with Jay Cutler at the helm.
Like I said AFTER today I will no longer protect Mitch but I still have a little time to do so. To all the Jagoffs who said he was terrible, couldn't hit an open receiver.
What football games do you watch cuz we must not be watching the dame games. No QB is gonna hit every target every single play. Hell didn't the Bears in 2019 lead the league in drop passes. How the hell do you drop something that is not in your hands. And is it not the job of the QB to hit the WR in the hands. There for he did his job WR where not always finishing it for him. Can I admit he was not the greatest yes but he was not some freshmen QB at St. Lawrence playing for us. Yous are only made cuz of the other guys that got drafted like its his fault he sold him self into a job. Yous act like he didn't try and didn't care like another certain pass QB who's balls yous lick like he was a god.
Mitch was no Cade McNown after all. Mitch if anything a typical Bears QB average QB
Everyone should know I was with Mitchell till the end. never jumped off the boat or back on it when he had hot streaks since I never left. People like to say it was as Mitch Train but it was a boat. Everyone had left the train and I had to conduct it but I managed to ride that of the rail, cuz after all I am an inexperienced train engineer. I still wanted us to get to out destination of the Superbowl I say the boat and siad that we could still make it but as you can tell we never did. I knew the day the 5th option was declined it was inevitable that QB 10 was gone. Even on draft night I told my self if for some reason Trubisky is not Bear for live I can see him continuing in New England I was close for now got the division right.
But I went down with the Mitch Ship. It went all the way down to Davy jones locker boat it's completely gone to never return the Mitch Boat don't float. Mitch Ship Sunk. [ side note I came up with both of those quotes/ captions/ catchphrase in the best thinking room possible the bathroom while I was on the toilet and shower when I thought of it]
Mitch should consider him self lucky he gets to leave an organization that half the time causes dumpster fires for no reason then puts them out only to start another one. He also gets to leave with both knee caps, lions would be coming for those bad boys any min now. What a guy and what a time we had.
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