come and fight me red delicious is the best

I went apple picking  this weekend thats why I was not able to blog the monthly Mitch sucks could of had Mahomes blog. That's that blog But I am here to talk about the Best apple around. The Red Delicious



The people I went apple picking where trying to talk down on the Red apple saying its to sweet, which according to Natural Grocers they agree with me it's not. So right off the bat the people I'm with don't know what they are talking about. 

They tried dragging the name to saying it's a boring name. Ok maybe it's a little boring. But that name gets straight to the point Apple is red and delicious. Short and simple to the point. Which helps it's case in being a classic apple too. No Fancy name like Fuji, Empire Apples, Cosmic Strip , Granny Smith, Golden Russet, you get my point. 

I am not just high on the red apple since I was apple picking. If anyone remembers from my Fruit Power ranking. I Been high on the Red apple my whole life. 

I'l save you from the click but still check the article out. 

If you still need anymore convincing that the Red apple is the best. It's the most iconic fruit. Most well known too it's a classic. Most Iconic Fruit around. 

It's on the teachers desk 

The worm even likes it fiction and real life he choose to make his home a red apple. 


                     




Looks freaking delicious in cartoons 


And need anymore convincing?  Snow White its a red apple. Want to know why because ever one likes a red apple! 


If the witch went with like a yellow Apple Snow White would of been like Meh Thank you but I'm all right. And would of declined the offer of an apple from a stranger. She says no the whole second half of the movie doesn't get made.

So the best apple around is the Red apple Hands down the best apple around shine it up you can comb you hair using the apple. Best apple red apple say it with me Red apple best apple. If anyone disagrees with my choice in apple your apple opinion is trash. 








 

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