The Work Chronicles: Part 5: Hazardest to your health ; I work with the most mind boggling people every. Longer the title the funnier in my opinion.

What does everyone have in common and like to complain about? Their Jobs. I'm no different I work to hard and don't get paid enough. This is the Work Chronicles.  this chronicle is about how I discovered I work with idiots. 

Like every Shitty job people have they work with idiots. Those idiots in their eyes think you're an idiot. But you're not an idiot since their the idiots in your eyes.  we also have to take in account the other guy over in the corner, doing nothing, saying look at those idiots but we can all agree he's the idiot. But then we have to take in account the idiots upstairs, but the upstairs idiots have to report to their own idiots. Making its way to the top pyramid style to the CEIDIOT but some how circles back around to the    common knowledge, the whole place has idiots. besides me, no you see where too idiotic we can't even figure out who the idiot is. 

So every job site, work place cube farm, loading dock has idiots [but me] my encounter with my workplace idiots... this time was a while back. they text me "hey want to come in early today so you can leave early the old man had to go home."  I ignore it I just woke up I’m going to the gym. Plus I’ve fallen for that a many of times go in early end up doing a 9-10 hour shift instead of leaving early. So i get a sick pump in my muscles are underneath all the fat but trust me was a sick pump. 

I go in, and talk to the guy who texted me, I’m like have how's it going? where are all the other guys? 

He says " they all left.

 Im like : why ?

Guy who texted me: " Meat Manger he stayed home. The babysitter couldn’t watch his kids so he had to stay home and take car of them."

 I'm just thinking to my self : " Oh must be nice meat man to take the day off at the last min. Watch Sesame Street, looney tunes and eat cheerios all day. maybe take a nap. While I'm going to  slave away non stop!"                                                                                                                                                    what Happened to Roberto, [ fake name] was he even scheduled today? 

 Guy who texted: "He wasn’t schedule but came in he was trying to help out. But the store manager was telling him to do to much and the store got to him so he left. 

To my self Im thinking:  damn living the dream i want to walk off the job double birding it. Then I ask where’s the old man? 

Guy who texted me: "the old man said he wasn’t feeling good his doctor side something about high sodium so he’s having a stroke. so he just went home" 

 I  say : And what you just let him leave ? And drive home 

HE goes : yeah what did you want me to do. 

I say : I don’t know you guy could maybe give him a ride home, call an ambulance, his wife, mistress  something I don’t know not let him drive and have a stroke while in his car taking out everyone in his path.

 He says:  go I don’t know we didn’t think of that we where busy when he said that.

 Im like:  what ever I hope I don’t get hurt around yous guys cuz I try and be Superman and say I’m fine.And I'm just going to be missing half a finger and yous will just let me be. 

So i continue to ask "alright what do you want me to start  with first?" and he goes "well I think you should wrap because the other guy coming in later said the other day that he's  he’s afraid of numbers"  what the fuck does that even mean what an Idiot is one of my thoughts the other being. These are the most mind boggling people ever. What a day non stop action and dumb ness all this for 13.25 an hour[ at the time but still stands that] god I need a new job. 

so all in all a couple days later. The old man who doctors called him and told him to leave work. It ended up being low sodium which can cause dizziness and make you pass out. Which in my expert non idiotic or medical sense background is a HUGE difference then having a stroke.  You ask 100 stoke victims to raise their hand and vote on if they rather have a stroke or faint. 99% of them would be trying and put their left hand up.