The will smith slap a year and some change later

 What a world we live in up is down, back is front celebrities slapping other celebrities live not even on pay per view.  A simple eye roller joke that wasn't even that great that will live on for ever now because of that slap. A year later and we still thinking about that slap every once and then. I remember i was at work deep cleaning the pier and this girl I talk to texted me Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock. Looked at my phone had no idea what she meant and just kept scrubbing the sea food scum. I had no idea or clue that it was Oscar night and that the internet and world just changed. I gotta ask how many dudes laid in bed that night with their lady, them being asked " would you slap some one if they disrespected me like that?" First off the conversation wouldn't even start like that it would start at " would you love me still if I was Bald? then the slap question would come up. There had to be som many guys winding down half asleep, trying to get ready to grudge through another pointless work week.  Not thinking saying no baby and getting met with their own slap. So shout out all those guys for being idiots and enjoy the slap that changed the world.


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