With Chicago's Pride Parade today. It's a perfect time to talk about my beef with The Gays.


Yeah big problem guy and today is the day to air it all out. ME VS Gays lets wipe the board with the people I don't have a problem with Gay men no issue what's so ever. Stereotypically gay guys sure they may dress and talk a little funny, like to dance, and like to garden buts whats wrong with that they add value to the neighborhood by making the area look nice. They see you in a bad outfit they'll tell you " that thats not it" help you look good whats wrong with that? Then the other half of gay guys are stereotypical men good ole football watching beer drinking men they just like a different porno. So gay Guys you are alright. People always ask would you be ok having a gay son?" I rather have a gay son then have a son who's a packer fan. Cuz there's nothing wrong with being gay but you gotta be messed up in the head to want to like the packers.  Lesbian woman no major problem just save some women for me hey- o. Bi- Guys Thumbs Up. Pans, Trans and automobiles all 100. Everyone else in between you get a high five, knuckle bump, or handshake yous guys are alright in my book. But there's one type can't stand just won't and that's. Bi Sexual woman those are the ones its just not fair. They get to play 100% of the field, look amazing, even if they don't they are a woman and a guy gonna think she is hot. Worse part  they can make anyone cum. A guy 2-3 strokes done. The woman are the hard to make finish I have to crack a safe she got a dollar store journal lock anything can open it. She has home field advantage or a home gym to practice on I can only watch film its not fair. Bisexual woman are the worse loat and despise them.   I can't compete with a woman. 

This is all in satire I do not have any conflicts with any gay people. Have to put a disclaimer to not get canceled grant it what are you going to take away from me my shitty job, no readers to a no read blog? Gay, lesbian what ever I have no problmen ith not like I'm in thier bed room so why should i care what goes on in there. Will I be going to pride parade no. I have work and I am not a gay person or a straight white girl who needs an excuse to day drink on the north side.  




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