Van living

Back in the 90s living in a van you where a disappointment. You where usually 35 divorced, eating a steady supply of government cheese, not using your paper for writing but for rolling doobie as you lived in a van down by the river 

But times have changed people want to live in a van down by the river. Some people say they enjoy being a modern day “Nomadic.”  Getting to travel the world and to see everything this earth has to offer. These van dwellers see it as a freedom from finical aspect no rent and stuff. Get to go on adventures its a lifestyle man. Maybe I'm not intellectual enough to understand there side of things with my four walls, need for consistent income, my abundance of possessions. My mind can not be unlocked while in one place the road is the key to unlock it.  I'm not going anywhere so the brain stays locked away. 

Article basically says they are a solo van-lifer for about 1/2 of the year and thier partner doesn't join them. But they make the long distance work by doing activities together and talking about their experience after words and they cut each other slack to make it work. The vanner[ since no names in article] has always been independent. So independent they needed to get married but I get it no one wants to be lonely. But why get married if your just going to be gone? Coming and going as they please. It's not like there gone for work Vanner is just gone cuz that who they are you can't control me. There a free loader has a house they can go back to, dogs they don't have to walk or pick up poop from, and unless they are atrust fund kid or won there slip and fall case can't imagine they are racking in the dough. All this has me thinking no way this is a great happy marriage? I don't care how modern you are no way this working.  

The partner is cheating on the Vanner. We can all agree on that right? Vanner is away for 6 months out of the year in a van. Homie[ person who stays at home like a normal person] Is alone for half the year craving human touch, has 4 walls, a stationary bed, no partner coming home to bust them and privacy they are getting away with this no problem. Vanner go home now marriage is in trouble bud!  Plus Homie is not worried what so ever that vanner is cheating on them. They live in a van,  homie knows no one is going "home" with vanner since no one past the age of 23 wants to bang in a vehicle anymore.  The vans not rocking for van livers or married people. Well maybe for the ones who are 7 years in and don't have the kids at the moment and what ever small sexual flame is still going maybe their family mini van is rocking but besides that you can go a knocking on vans.