Simp City : Meet the mayor

 


He is a SUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKEER. Straight up Reba this man is not surviving he is slowly dying. Man is down astronomical bad. Taken advantage like nothing I've ever seen. And I've seen homeless people running that 3 card Monty sceme down on the grand redline stop.Swear once I start catching on I'm short $50 and not a winner. This guy is the mayor of simp city population 1. Him and no girls. It's like he's a sugar daddy, just look at him he's a normal looking guy. Just loosing money and doing free labor in the hopes the hopes that one of those cruel woman give him a little peck on the check. Guys probably not gay either, where they stereotypically hang out with woman. Reason I know he not gay is cuz gay people have self respect. 

He is the definition of a simp someone who performs excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings. This is usually done in pursuit of a sexual relationship.I get it being a nice guy but c'mon some one tell him to wake up. Not like he's trying be a farm prospect system like when they break up he's there next in line we all know that's not going to happen. What a loser nice guys finish last this guy never going to finish. Call this guy homer cuz he a simp, SON! 

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