Maybe I am a good guy

Good things happen to good people that's all I'm saying. I"m closing for the night, was an average day not to hard not to easy but what ever.  Last bit of the job and this very very very very rumptious lady walks up to the counter she's got the lumps and the humps. 

Body by paint

An hour class figure with. a waist trainer even do quite frankley I don't think she needed it. Wearing this black and gret tight shirt and grey yoga pants. So basically Helllloooooo nurse. 

You do the typical hello how you doing how are you? She goes 

Is there a deal on the Shrimp where it's like buy one lb get one free and I go umm yeah but it’s the raw one do 

She goes: that’s fine I like it raw. 

WHAT A FLIRT. I got the face of like Oh Ok I see how it is. She sees that I got that face and we both just start laughing. 

Start putting some shrimp on a tray and she goes" Hook me up?" Me: Yeah sure punch the code print the tag and throw some more on after. She's all grateful for me hooking her up and when I give here her shrimp and she says "is there anything you need cuz it's the nice for me" 

What I want I can’t say cuz I will not dishonor the uniform with the request of yeah do you want some of my meat?" So I say no I'm alright have a good weekend. SO Maybe I am a good guy or a nice guy 

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