Am I not a good person?

Nothing ever happens to me at work. I work in or have done customer service jobs and I nothing ever happens to me. No crazy stories, go in do my job and go home the Grabowski way. Maybe that approach of work leads me not to be vulnerable to unique experiences. Till the other day.  I'm working the counter I got chicken and shrimp I got what you want? Not talking like that cuz I need to give a positive experience so I'm more or less saying hello,  how is your afternoon going? Need help today? Whats for dinner today? so I'm working with this lady referring to her as ma'am, asking if this is good. Anything else i can do for you give her the fish, meat and what ever she order. and give her a big ole enjoy the rest of your evening. 

She hits me a thank you 

I say no problem and as i turn away to take my gloves off and toss them 

she goes I have this for you.  * I'm think what? What does she have for me, meat she changed her mind on, the finger, a court subpoena a bullet to the head? Was my service so good she giving me a tip?* So I turn around a little confused wondering what she has for me. 

and she handed me this comic 


The jig is up, the news is out, They've finally found me. Is this a sign from the universe or God saying quit being such a jagoff  and a jabroni? Is my wise cracking taking shots at people from Da Blog and yelling into the void of the internet to no one catching up to me? So am I not as good of a person as I thought I was? Or is it Christians just being the crazy Christians that they are, who knows enjoy the full comic down below. That's my first real unique customer story.  









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