10 days out from NFL SEASON kickoff : Time for Bears season predection

We are T-10 days from the NFL kick off day 9/9 and Bears are T-13 days away from thier season starting off once again in primetime on Sunday Night Football 9/12. So time for a well over due season/ schedule review the rosters are set, your jersey of choose has been washed for the season its time for another Bears Kick ass season... Hopefully.  

Teams who have gone undefeated in the preseason go defeated in the regular season. We went 2-1 so a 0-16 or 0-17 season ruled out already things are looking up from there. So basic store lines we got going into the season is when does Dalton get yanked and Justin Fields plays. Bears @ Las Vegas raiders new stadium/Khalil Mack, Thanksgiving Day game, Monday nights games in the Steelcity and at home vs the vikings. We have the  3rd hardest schedule in the league [ in front of us are Steelers @ #1 and Ravens @#2. Wussy Packers @4th hardest and Vikings at 5th, Lions are Tied with the Bengals at 6 but any season the lions participate in is hard for them.] 

 We'll look at it some more but the Bears have back and forth schedule I just noticed.One road one home one road ETC.  With work and personal life I haven't been' living up to my superfan status and just realizing this about the schedule. By this time last year I had the whole schedule memorize times and channels. As you can tell We play 17 games, the make up of those are:  regular NFC North 6 games.  AFC north division 4 games,  NFC west 4 games. 2 games come from Tampa Bay Buccaneers and New York Giants. The NFL wants a team to play a team from every division at a competitive level. Since he NFL rotates we have nothing to do with the NFC East/South this year [ meaning we don't play all 4 teams from those divisions]. That's how we get those games you play teams from those respected divisions who who finished at the same spot in the division as us, two spot. Final game was determined with the raiders. NFL paired NFC North with AFC west and Raiders finished in the two spot. Thats how we got 17 games and our opponents, over a 18 week season. 

So let's get down to predicting the season now. 

Can't go 8-8, like the last 2 seasons, when you play 17 games. But you can go worse when you're average and go 8-9. I hate to sound so negative when a new season is here and anything can happen, but that magic from the 2018, 12-4, season is wearing off. Only 10 of the 22 starters from that team remain on the roster.  Going 8-8 last two years being just average or trending down and moving towards the ground fast.  Dangerously getting into we can go 2-15 on the season as long as those 2 wins are against the packers. The way we play we might not even be able to hang with the packers. Magic of 2018 is running out how about 2017?

Bears went 4-0 against the AFC north in 2017 2nd best in the division. 

 

Okay Okay enough pussy footing around and stalling from saying what I think is going on the season. Only stalling cuz I have no idea what to say, once I start writing it will get going. Start from the beginning week one. 

Week 1 9/21- Bears @ La Rams 7:20 pm

Easy game plan stop 99. Then give the ball to Daddy Mooney put's his son in his place Know your role bitch ramsey. Bears win in a nail bitter 1-0 on the season Red Rifle you SOB you did it some how. 

Week 2 9/19- Bengals vs Bears home opener 12:00 pm

Nagy do not pull a dumb move. We know you are quick with the cartoon get off the stage hook. But I repeat do no DO NOT start Fields this game. Get it easy game for Fields to start play against a below average team that not to crazy. Cuz looking at the schedule there no easy game to have fields sit at the beginning and play later. Nagy you may be tempted by this game but Red Rifle revenge game. Dalton since he got traded cut what ever from the Bengals been bouncing around not really getting a foot in some where. He will go off if you let him play and we'll be 2-0

Week 3 9/26-Bears @ Cleveland Browns 12:00 pm

Maybe Keep Dalton playing this game old AFC foe that he was able to beat time in and time again why not be able to do it one last time which he does 3-0 

Week 4 10/3-Lions vs Bears 12pm 

This is the game where I think Fields makes his start if he wants to play this year unless he wants the last 4 games. easiest game If anything Bears have 3 QB's play them when you see fit you'll get this point in a little bit. Danny T and Fields lead the Bears to a 4-0 record 

Week 5 10/10- Bears @ Las Vegas Raiders 3:05pm

Gonna take a gamble on this one, but game not in London Bears are not jet lagged/ thrown off so Mack is good and angry he finally gets his revenge wrecks a carr Bears 5-0 

Week 6 10/17-Packers vs Bears 12pm 

Aaron Rodgers is crying about how the packers don't treat him right, I hate it here should of made my way to chicago when I had the chance. I only have one ring the bears only have ring everyone says the bears are bad with one ring making rodgers only as good as the bears. I know Bears are good but others don't so Rodgers is down bad  since he's only as "good" as the Bears. 6-0

Week 7 10/24- Bears @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3:25pm 

Week 7 only time I want to see Nick Foles all season. Try Brady crazy he can't beat nick Foles 7-0

Week 8 10/31- Bears vs San Fran 49ers 12pm

Don't care how they do it but secretly bring back the 1940's monster of the Midway jerseys. Monster on halloween  advantage us but not an easy one San Fran stereotypically gay capital and halloween is gay christmas so not an easy win but regardless a bears win in the end 8-0  

Week 9 11/8- Monday Night- Bears @ Pittsburgh Steelers 

Big ben is disgruntled that he's not performing as well this year turns to a different type of Film one that's XXX distracted and ashamed he sits out Haskins who not that good plays  Bears win before the bye 9-0

Week 10 11/14-BYE 

The Bears rest up and do some charitable work so I see this as a win in the bye week so 10-0

Week 11 11/21 Bears vs Ravens 12pm

No running backs at this point besides lamar jackson 1-D offense bears can contain 11-0

Week 12 11/25- Thanksgiving- Bears @ Detroit Lions 11:30 am

The meme says it all 12-0

Week 13 12/5 -Bears vs Arizona Cardinals 12pm

Old Chicago rivals But Cards haven't been in Chicago since 1959. The desert birds forgot about the cold Bear weather wins this game for us well take it do Week 13 we are 12-0 

Week 14 12/12-Bears @ Green Bay Packers 7:20 pm 

Is arron rodgers even playing anymore? probably hosting jeopardy and pissed at the hillbillies Bears easy won 14-0

Week 15 12/20 - Monday Night - Bears vs Vikings 7:15pm 

Kirk cousins got lucky and one his first game on monday night football to us all luck. not happening again 15-0

Week 16 12/26- Bears @ Seattle Seahawks 3:05pm 

Roquans job is to just chase Russel Wilson bad line they didn't fix probably beat up by now send all out blitz over welm russel easy game plan bears win 16-0

Week 17 1/2- Bears vs New York Giants 12pm

Been in the gutter for while now they haven't been doing well for a couple years now I don't think they changed enough to be good just yet so bears win 78-0

Week 18 1/9- Bears @ Minnesota Vikings 12pm 

vikings usually just trying to stay above water and hoping for an upset bears fighting for seeding and beat the vikings again whats new Bears win and are 18-0

So I have the bears going 18-0 in the regular season Week bye in the playoffs home field advantage its cold don't matter who it is they can't stand the cold we go 2-0 Super bowl bound where it all started it all ends bears go to LA molly whoop the Chiefs by running over Kyle Long broken ass. Realistic he probably never even make it to the super bowl since he's already got hurt in week 3. Bears Superbowl LVI champs. 

Thats the perfect world dream. Realistic guaranteed 9 wins in my eyes:  Bengals, lions, raiders, 49ers, steelers, packers, vikings , giants, vikings again. Easiest looking wins Hope I'm proved wrong by a lot. Please do not disprove me, and go less then 9 make the playoffs please for the love of god do something useful or make me happy and not get bounced in the first round. Squeak in again if you have to I don't care just make it to the playoffs and we can talk there. Yes I wrote this huge long blog just for the last paragraph to be the thing of importance or to be thrown together. So 9-8 so above average making the playoffs is best I can go with. Low expectation or bare min. hopefully get blown away expectation wise.    Is there anything left to say besides  dip da Beefs, comb the mustaches,  get the blood pressure medicine ready because Bears football is back. Bear Down, GO Bears,  Bears by a million this season Super Bowl champs. 

PS I may be negative but looking but I just want the best thats all. Never not going to support the Bears