One sided bread debate

I have to side with the 97% of people and say no its not tacky.
And I hate to say it Ahhhh not that controversial of a pick. 

If you grabbing a roll, breadstick, slice as you sit down. Sliding down the booth and going for the basket already, you must of just been rescued from the desert if not you just coming off the street yeah you are an animal. Sit down pass the menus out and those little plates if they have them and ask what everyones getting and then grab a roll, slice, stick what ever bread is in that basket something to nibble as you read the menu. 

 What the hell she think the bread there for? Heck if you know what your gonna get cuz all these nervous 
nelly millennials are either looking up the menu at home and standing in front of the mirror practicing the line of what they plan on ordering like its a life changing audition. Or ordering chicken tenders and fries like a 7 year old loser . Then what if you got me an animal who's takes maybe 30 seconds to look at the menu and saying okay got it gonna eat that, whole thing too. I know what I want I’m enjoying my meal right then and there and that starts with bread. I'm not waiting the other 4 mins and 30 secs till I reach for it what am I supposed to do as everyone quiet looking at the menu and don't you dare say go on your phone. NEVER go on your phone at a dinner table just rude as hell. Gonna sit there with my hands folded looking around at the ambiance: "like gee wiz look at that deer head over there on that wall." 


                                                             

And pregame meal?  You fat as fuck if you need a pregame meal let me eat before I eat. Not a snack if you are going to eat before going to a restaurant whats the point of even going out then? Thats what the bread is for. Pregame I hate that word too so stupid drinking and eating ain’t a game. Football, NBA finals,Triple H, hockey are the/a game not getting drunk at your dorm before going to the frat house is a game. What’s the challenge or game aspect opening the 6th claw or truely?  Maybe I'd make the expecting of beer pong as a game but I heard people play with water now what’s the point of even playing then, its in the name Beer pong you make your opponent drink the cup of beer after you sink a shot is the game. 

circle back to this picture what's the benefit of waiting ? 

 Don’t we live in a culture where it’s all about getting the bread ASAP. no one has hobbies these days unless money is able to get while doing it. All about that grind culture. Blogging is a hobby of mine but if you threw me a couple bucks and people reading it I wouldn’t mind, would give my yelling into the void of the internet a little more meaning. So I might be on a high horse since I actually have a hobby for fun ha ha losers. 

Also notice she put FREE in that tweet to try and convince and make everyone feel like they are "tacky" 
 Her saying we all tacky makes her feel better about her being  fake bougie and extravagant We all know she only getting the bread basket at red lobster. I wonder what her stance on free chips and salsa at Mexican  restaurants is?


Plus this tweet from 5 hours ago today explains it all 



She just doesn't like to eat. So no one tacky she just has a stomach the size of a walnut is she eats bread she won't eat a meal she Angela from the office eating a peanut 






Eat in your pjs you aint impressing any one and who showers in the morning going to bed nasty is should be her concern over bread 



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