White Sox and Potential hotdog gate

I can't be blogging with school coming to an end and all my grades sucking but this is a story that needs to be addressed.  

So like many people I haven’t been to a Sox game since august of 2019. But yesterday my friend went to the game, lucky him, and attempted the 999. He got to 4 dogs and 3 beers. Light weight but he’s not a fat mustachio Chicagoan like me who can kill that challenge. 9 dogs light work 9 pops [I don’t drink beer] light work. I dare the Sox to go extra innings that night even do they stop selling conscious at the 7th  because i can eat more. I can smash this challenge as long as I take out another student loan to pay for it. Like a $200 night. But that's not the point right now. 

But he said something the Sox are doing. The Sox are selling Dogs for: $4.75 for a beef dog. $6.75 for a premium beef. 

Lets read that again 

$4.75 for a beef hotdog 

$6.75 for a premium beef hotdog . 

DA FUCK is that beef dog v premium dog. Is the regular “beef” dog Cow ass and premium steak meat. 

As if I needed another excuse to go to a Sox game it’s to investigate dog gate. That’s right this is a gate.  I’m putting the big j. Big journo blogging hat on and getting to the bottom of this. I need to know DA FUCK Jerry is thinking selling Two types of dogs. I know we are a two baseball town and he’s a two sport owner but 2  dogs doesn’t seem right. I need to know the difference between a regular dog and premium dog. 

Blind dog taste test/ a raw dog test / a dog with the works test. Will help the investigation.  Some questions that need to be asked are Is it a size/ girth issue like me? Are Both dogs on the same bun? Is this safe for children?  Dr.Dre said it best  What's the Difference lot of question need to be answered, for this potential hotdog gate/ scandal  

 I’m the man to do it this looks like a job for me 







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