Da Blog : Day Late Dollar Short

So Justin Fields was just draft to the Bears maybe less then 45 mins ago. And as you already know I got some thoughts going on. First one right off the bat, Bears we solved Racism. We've been called racist many times because we didn't pick mahomes or that perve Watson[ dodged a bullet there].  But now we have a black QB ultimately putting all the racists thoughts to bed.  2nd thought waste of a draft pick and future draft picks since  Dalton QB 1 dumb move why are we taking Fields?   3rd. Hopefully this pick/ moving up does not screw us gave up 3 futures for him. Nagy better figure out a way to coach him we can not afford to run another QB out of town.  4th better get o line help to help him out. Mitch O line stinks we do nothing Mahomes O line stinks for one game they sell eveything to get him line help. The best thing we did for Mitch was run him out of town and sign Charles Leno Jr to a extension in the 2018-19 off season. Last thought his number hate hi...

Can I ever catch a god damn break? Got finals, failing all my classes unmotivated and angry in life just pissing it away not I got this video. Couldn't even watch the full clip the first time around. grant it not that long that ending made me so angry I exited  inst[ some one send me the link] even do it was over after they showed it. Don't have time to blog was going to do a chicken shit blog about who ever gets drafted. But looks like I am doing a warm up now.  The guy is in buffalo and you're still making fun of him he left the team. Fuck Pace Fuck Watson[ but not massage his asshole fuck he's into] Fuck Mahomes. Mahomes especially with his shitty cry baby fixed o line. Mitch O line stinks ran out of town, Mahomes has one bad game they assemble the avengers. so fuck Kyle Long too for joining the chiefs. Fuck ESPN Really hell all media making fun of Mitch and brining up the double doink is just lazy, at this point. If I said the same joke over and over yous think I...

Stoners eat 1 of 2 ways. Wild and crazy putting what ever random foods they got in their kitchen together to make something, eat like a. 6 year old or funyuns no inbetween.  I never smoked weed or ate an edible, but I still like Funyuns I got to be one of the very few people that eats funyuns while sober. This chip right off the bat makes no sense, no one just eats an onion for fun. So why even make a chip that is onion flavor will always put my mind in a blender. But I sure like to eat them every now and then. Another interesting thing is that they where created at the highest point of making food "space like" in 1969. People say the invention of the Funyun rivals Woodstock as one best American cultural events to happen that year.  I love how Wood Stock and Funyun are more important then the Moon landing in 1969. What do you expect stoners like music and think the moon landing was fake. So I get why invention of the Funyun is more important  Enough talking let's blo...

These are some ugly god awful uniforms from Boston. They wore these when they played the real Sox of the league [let’s just ignore how we stole that name from the north side] when they played them this weekend. When I was at the restaurant and watching some of the game Saturday. I thought it was some type of throwback, I don’t know much about Boston Sox uniform history. A lot of time throwbacks are just ugly. But this wasn’t a throwback, this is a current city connect jersey. Some NBA bull. But I don’t hate city connect jerseys as long as they are good and my god this is an ugly yellow. Boston jerking is around these yellow jerseys, snow out game, double headers then making us play at 10 o’clock am the next day. Some BS from bean town.   

 I never really thought I would say these words but I'm pissed at Jim McMahon. I am fucking upset about Jim McMahon and on his comments on the Bears and QB's and how playing for Green bay was the best ran franchise he played for. Ok listen here you little shit. If you want to play dirty pool we can play dirty pool. Drag the Bears for no reason I'll drag you for no reason.  We can start with the packer stuff first. You threw 5 times when you where with the packers is that even considered really playing?  I don't care if you thought it was great people, or the best of the SEVEN organizations you played with and this one was the best.  How can you say those things after all we have done for you? We put you on a god damn pedestal with that 85 Bears team and this is the thank you give us? We praise you on high, as the best QB to ever do it next to Luckman and you do this even do you did zero to nulch we all know Walter Payton and the Defense did everything but we still li...

I can't be blogging with school coming to an end and all my grades sucking but this is a story that needs to be addressed.   So like many people I haven’t been to a Sox game since august of 2019. But yesterday my friend went to the game, lucky him, and attempted the 999. He got to 4 dogs and 3 beers. Light weight but he’s not a fat mustachio Chicagoan like me who can kill that challenge. 9 dogs light work 9 pops [I don’t drink beer] light work. I dare the Sox to go extra innings that night even do they stop selling conscious at the 7th  because i can eat more. I can smash this challenge as long as I take out another student loan to pay for it. Like a $200 night. But that's not the point right now.  But he said something the Sox are doing. The Sox are selling Dogs for: $4.75 for a beef dog. $6.75 for a premium beef.  Lets read that again  $4.75 for a beef hotdog  $6.75 for a premium beef hotdog .  DA FUCK is that beef dog v premium dog. Is the regu...

 A day in a life I haven't blogged in a while I need something out there so quick short video of my life. Pretty much tells you how things are going and why I haven't been Blogging. 

Been in a ruth with life and blogging but I had to write about this. As yous know I only do Chicago based stuff for the most part. But some times you got to leave the comfort of your city when funny, crazy or stupid happens. this is no exception either. Imagine this you're on the bus to school, taking the country roads and then all of a sudden, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin  glass break . But it ain't Steve it's a friggin deer, making an entrance, by flying through the wind shield  Deer crashes through Virginia school bus window, lands on sleeping student | ABC7 Like everyone I got questions first one How did the deer end up that high? the average school bus is 9-11 feet high. That deer had to get hit and fly over the hood instead of just getting squashed on impact? How did that kid get hit kicked punched by that deer and just sit up like nothing.Are deer not powerful kickers? And bus does not look fool why pick the first row seat? Kid definitely a narc ain't he? ...