Reblogging the greatest Blog I ever wrote: MY GOD! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

Yes I am recycling My Greatest Blog but I like to think of it as remastering it aka editing it this time for real which should of been done the first time around.The only reason why people read that blog is because 

A] it made me laugh my ass off, so I sent it to other people 

 B]those people must of sent it to other people cuz it is the most read blog in DaBlogs history with 59 reads and 

C] Sex sells baby ! Everybody wants some. 

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My God!  keeping it in your pants these days seems to be out of the question. Couples in lockdown are going at it like two bunnies who just got out jail after doing 5 years. This article did not say who it is but apparently the lead maker in condoms says it only has around 2 months left of condoms already made, in their stock pile left. Since they already sold out 50% of what they had. China and India are the world leader, and makers of condoms and due to those countries being high pandemic areas they can't make them.


People are cooped up and need a release, some form of exercise, to burn those quarantine snack calories off. 25 minutes of passionate love making burns 69 [ nice] calories for women and for men 100 calories. Once again a type of wage gap is between men and women. Maybe if women moved during sex instead of laying there they burn more off. But thats beside the point because anyone reading this probably not even making it to 25 mins. I'll be generous your over under is set 2 Mins and 12 secs.



heres a demo of how to wrap it before tap tap

It's a scary time right now in life. Condoms are coming off the shelfs like hotcakes since no one wants to risky having a baby in these uncertain times. But once again an average cost of a baby according to the Simpsons in the late 80's early 90's cost $847.63 a month. 

But do to inflation that price is way higher. And Guess what condoms are on the rise ,scarce city, be wise when buying the essentials for lock down. Those must haves in the end of the world are: 

  canned goods, water, toilet paper, and like $15 rubbers the big power 4

You better pay close attention to that demo under the banana pic or in  a couple years you're gonna have your self a  quaranTEEN to take care of. 

But your boy single/alone so he doesn't have to worry about this problem. Plus I'm too busy cranking out blogs to get frisky. Apparently when you're about to fail or you think the end of you is near you get horny and want to spread your seed so you still have the family name/the need to repopulate the earth like old cave man times style. Wise words of Will Ferrel




Also if you don't believe me I'm just a sex deprived, touch starve, loser blogger listen to the doctors orders  


That Dirty Dogging Doctor Oz  says to do it. If you don't you'll end up like the 88 couples in China who filed for divorce after being let out. Because they couldn't stand each other after a couple weeks together.

just in case you need to set the mood.


PS if your having a solo love making session 5-7 calorie burn off 



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