Da Blog : Day Late Dollar Short

Yes I am recycling My Greatest Blog  but I like to think of it as remastering it aka editing it this time for real which should of been done the first time around.The only reason why people read that blog is because  A] it made me laugh my ass off, so I sent it to other people   B]those people must of sent it to other people cuz it is the most read blog in DaBlogs history with 59 reads and  C] Sex sells baby ! Everybody wants some.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My God!  keeping it in your pants these days seems to be out of the question. Couples in lockdown are going at it like two bunnies who just got out jail after doing 5 years. This article  did not say who it is but apparently the lead maker in condoms says it only has around 2 months left of condoms already made, in their stock pile left...

 What a disgrace and disgusting act from home run inn. I know Italians and Irish or like 90% of Europeans  don't like each other. But come on, on their holiest of most popular day you drop this on the irish takes a mexian to fix the problem at this disgrace of a pizza pie.  If you are going to make a pizza do it right come one Corn and broccoli this sounds like some north side Karens healthy pizza for Brexx and McKarty. Who the hell made this pizza? Home Run inn one of the most famous pizza establishments in Chicago who've been around since 1947 is making childish mistakes. You're making a pot of gold, with a rainbow shooting out of it. You need the rainbow colors of Green and Yellow[ since they are under fire] It's called Green and yellow peppers idiots. If you're worried with the to much bland or repetitive flavors of 3 peppers use a banana pepper or pepperoncini. And for Green could of used some freshly chopped basil or spinach if you need that Karen health facto...

You'll be surprised to hear it but I was/ am tired of the Chicago Bears after that playoff lost. The team going back to back 8-8 so average seasons. The Bears organization has no idea what they are doing, they almost had a super bowl in sight in the 2018 season and you know what happened. Instead of during around and trying to go all in we messed around/ injuries didn't help and went no where in 2019. People are calling for Mitch's head because he sucks at QB want to run Nagy out of town. The man behind all the plan putting players in play in Pace. And what does he do when making the playoffs by the hair of his nut sacks last season, and moving on from Mitch with the Super Bowl window potentially closing. He goes for and gets Andy Dalton. Are you serious? Ryan Pace is done in Chicago. Apparently the United States Postal Service works on Sunday this is because the Chicago Bears just mailed the season in....I think. [I hope not but it looks like they did] What where people th...

It's that time of year when the Girl Scouts start their absolute scam of selling Cookies. This racketeer of cookie pushing is wild. It all started back in 1917, The Mistletoe Troop of Muskogee, Oklahoma came up with the idea of selling cookies to fund their projects. Probably un FDA regulated they got cracking, baking cookies right out of their kitchen and selling them. A tweak here and there rest is history. Know what else was happening in 1917? World War I. Where do these Girl Scouts get off the world is in the middle of a war and they decided to start peddling cookies for their own personal gain. Boy Scouts, like typical males, idiots. Went to market with popcorn, meat sticks, Christmas wreathes. Out of all things they chose those items, stupid.  Everyone wants a cookie, babies, boys and girls of all ages, middle aged women, old farting guys. If you don't think I'm right on that look at the expression, What do you want a Cookie?  answers it it self everyone wants one. Co...

You know Times have changed and times are strange. I might not be the same but Mama I'm coming home, I'm on my way home, sweet home. Actually tell the world I'm coming home and let the rain wash away the pain of yesterday. I'm back to where we belong. I know we have thought about you every now and then, I wonder if you did? Regardless if you did I'm coming home again.   Alright that’s enough cliche song lyric ripping. It was a greatly announced earlier this week that fans are allowed back at U.S. Cellar Field   Guaranteed rate field  this season at 20% capacity. So that’s 8,122 Rambunctious sox fans instead of the usual 40,000 deep we roll with. I can’t wait to be one of the lucky sox fans who gets to hit the Gspot. It’s been a drought since the last time I hit. It’s been so long since my last ball game/sporting event.  Last baseball game was august 24th  Last pro game bears v chiefs Sunday night gane  Last actual sporting event SXU cougars basketball ...

 Brookfield zoo has been on a little hiatus cuz of covid like everything else. Back in March they closed for 4 Months till July. And This year alone best to my knowledge they have been closed for February can't remember about January. So that's pretty cool that they are reopening to the public again. I haven't been at the zoo in a while ever since I "retired" from volunteering their [ not fired aged out]. I should go back see if anything has changed.  It's crazy to think the zoo for the past 2 years has almost been closed to the public for almost 6 ish months.Yous may not know this but it takes alot for the Zoo to shut down. Since it opened in 1934 it has only been closed on these days listed.   September 14, 2008, cuz of flooding.  Feb. 2, 2011, blizzard,  April 18-19, 2013, rain storm and flooding.   Jan. 30-31, 2019, polar vortex.  The Zoo an absolute unit when it comes to showing up every day. It only take till the 21st centry for it to say "K...