Wisdom teeth removal: short video

So after two years of hemming and hawing, yesterday [the 23rd] I finally got my wisdom teeth out.But besides a little bit of soreness which is not even that bad* knocks on wood* I am doing fine. 

Let me take you on my journey of post surgery. I never been put under before non of my injuries have warranted a surgery. So this was a totally first time experience for me

First part was the wake up I don't remember exactly how that happened but it did.

But as a concerned patient I had questions about the meds they game me. 

I go "do I got to take the M one" and I put my hands like this 

and they had no Idea what I was saying because none of my pills have an M its Amoxicillin they gave me not Moxicillin. So even off the internet I am bad with spelling. They finally put it together and say "Yes you need to take those" 

 I'm laying there in the chair some more then I ask "Can I see my teeth"  

but apparently they already got rid of them which sucked I wanted to put them under my pillow need the extra cash/ the guy said they where worth an Xbox [ because of X-mas] I don't even play xbox but I want it since my teeth. 

Definitely rambled on an on till I started becoming fully conscious I remember asking the guy who did my surgery if he had a mustache. 

He said "no but you do"

I said" yeah I do I should probably trim this up." [ I know I tried to touch my face but I know they would of stopped me if I did but I was so out of it I could not raise my hand] 

I then said  " Know who has a mustache Mike Ditka I love the Bears" 

do not remember this part more rambling 

But I think this is when I did the video I know as I was sititng there I was like I want to check my phone and guess I need to make a video as well. 

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When they told me I am leaving my dad is going to get the car or when they asked where the car is I just pointed over on the street [that's if I was even able to lift my arm] 

I proceeded to ask the guy "what kind of car he drives" 

He said " an SUV" 

ME: " cool cool" 

He must have that dentist money monuy 

I am assuming it was the anesthesiologist who asked me "how are you doing" 

I said "I'm great Lets play football" 

[this was the first of many times where I just said  I'm great when ever I was asked a question]

I think just post surgery kicked in for him and he was like no you can't do that [ can't lift weights or physical activities for 3 days I'm a lazy blogger so fine by me] 

I said "I'm fine I can play Middle Line backer for Da bears and I don't even play football" 

look at me I'm willing to put my body on the line because I feel no pain to stop the run. But If I was truly aware I would play Fullback or O line something the Bears need more of. And I would like to say I am officially putting my self in the rankings of a superfan 2 Bears talking point while I am high off my ass. Always talking and thinking about Da Bears. 

I remember he left and the female dentist came in and that's when I started hearing the Christmas music and I know I was trying to ask/hit on[ saw her before surgery thought she was cute players gonna play] the lady by asking  what her favorite Christmas song was but I knew I was not doing that right because I tried repeating the question 3 times the only thing that could come out of my mouth was "Christmas" so I knew I was out of it but insisting on asking but it was not coming out. 

I was going to tell her mine was the RUN-DMC one but couldn't say that 

I think I just said christmas a bunch because she just said " So do you like Christmas?" 

ME: "yeah sure it's alright" 

Made this exact face too. 

They said "where gonna take you out of here "

I said "cool lets do it." 

They had a wheel chair for safety reasons but I was very wooze at this point and I said "I don't need that I got these * little feet sway* I got feet I can walk I'm great. I get off the dentist chair  and fall back into the chair. 

They let me sit for a second and then ask me If I can do it and say " Yeah I'm Great" 

Now I am standing 

"the lady goes his jacket" and 

I was like " o yeah I need that" 

They give it to me and I kept stumbling to put it on 

they: " you want to put your jacket on?" 

Me: I say preposterously "yeahhhh. it's cold out side ain't it. They help me put it on. 

Now  I'm in the wheel chair I think the lady is pushing me, I heard her voice. And I start going I like the Animaniacs how about you " HELLLLOOOOOO Nurse' Those guys are funny.

 The dude I asked if he had a mustache was pushing me. But how am I supposed to know that my eyes where closed pretty much the whole post surgery unless they asked me to open them. 

"The guy says your going to have a good Christmas" 

 and I go " I don't know maybe I still need to get presents but I ran out of money" [ showing my degeneratezy with  money  still need to do that waiting for the check to go through so I can do that]

this is when my dad started fighting because they where trying to role me out way to earlier I am way to far gone to be released .Which is wrong to do but  I think they where trying to get ride of me because  I was the last person for the day and they where trying to head home for Christmas Eve. EEE what are you going to do. 

this is when I went in my pocket and put my mask on and you people like to complain about not wearing a mask I'm inebriated and still can wear a mask, SO CAN YOU. Even high I am an upstanding citzen where's my key to the city. 

Grant it I did not  help in the matter because I kept going "I'm great lets go" every time I was asked I am doing ok  which was met with me trying to stand up instantly falling down and eyes closed the whole time. Which should of been a dead give away that I was NOT ready to leave. 

As they where exchanging words above me as I slumped in the Wheel Chair/eyes closed  I tried scooting my way out of there with my feet and the wheel chair and tired drive to  the chair as well but could't get my hands in the right place. Even if I could drive the chair I would not make it far at all. 

As they where "fighting' Just a concerned dad looking out for his son I kept insisting we can leave and that "I'm great"   

We did not leave right then and there, they wheeled me into another small area for the antistiaha to ware off 

they said it's going to be like I am drunk I told them "I'm not Drunk I don't drink"

They said I can't really eat I whisper "let's go get a cheeseburger"  

they said he's a big guy we don't want him to fall " I flexed and hit my arm"  Because It would be hard to pick him up 

I asked " if I could spit" 

They said "no swallow" 

I almost spat twice do or tried to get away with it since they wheeled me my a sink but that time I could barley keep my eyes and mouth open. 

The 2nd time I was sitting there and was like I should just spit on the floor they won't notice but I was like nah I'll be fine plus I think I had a mask on at this point and would just have spat on my face. 

I still am having trouble spitting so I'm lucky i did not it would hurt like hell post opperation 

they said some more mumble gumble stuff that I did not pay attention too I know I played with my tongue because I finally realized my tongue felt huge im my mouth. 

they asked me How I was doing " I'm Great" about if the Bears will make the playoffs answer was " yes of course" 

Then they said you know what has to happen they have to win out and the rams need to lose won and go to say  

" yeah I know but the  Rams suck they lost to the jets" 

D: " I don't know if they will I hope they do blah blah blah." " I betted on the Vikings to win over the Bears' 

Me: in disgust I said " Never bet against  the Bears" 

I think this is the part where I thought I was saying things but wasn't they tried to have me stand on my own and I was face to face with the guy he said open my eyes I started to laugh and was going to ask him about his dip because a dentist with dip is funny. I could see the tin in his pocket unless he just ignored it or I didn't say it he didn't say anything about it. 

That pretty much was it for the dentist part of post surgery and the funny  part 

I went home my parents made me lay down even do I was fine couldn't feel my lips or tongue for the longest time Ate some ice cream took a few pills watched elf changed my gauze pads and that was that