Today is Halloween. So it is time for a complete original never before thought of idea, not over played, or done before blog. I don't know how I come with these ideas and it is Candy Bag power ranking.
I am choosing to do 20 items today. Yeah that's right 20. It may sound like a lot but that five is what separates me from the rest of internet pack. Everyone does top 10 no no no no top 20 doubling the extra milage, that's what we do here at Da Blog.
For anyone questioning what makes qualified to make this top 20 candies list trust me I look like this
So I know and gone through a candy bag or two in my life time. So I am worthy of it
Buckle up it's time to talk about my top 20 candy bag. This is my opinion and you don't like it make your own blog. My Blog My rules.
I usually go number one first but I'm changing it up I am going to descend this blog 20-1 here we go.
My top 20 Candy Bag
Number 20
Hersey bar
it's a risk very meltable if it sits in the bag to long, never seems like there is enough those 4 bars don't do it justice need like three of those bad boys to be satisfied by this
Number 19
Lemon Heads
this is a quantity pick get a decent amount in the little box. Everyone loves the choclate too after you eat half a bag of chocolate you got to break up the flavor to kill the rest got to do what you gotta do
Number 18
Single serve sour patch kids. Low pick may only get max 3 if your lucky not enough tease of guys. Maybe the person is stingy or on a budge it who knows the small bag is a different story but I'm going single serve
Number 17
Gummy Bears
they may suck if you get them cold but there good slows down your CP/M by alot cuz they are hard to chew. Can't say I ever heard or seen some one eat a gummy bear fast. But there slowness helps you save your candy makes it last longer its a O Line men protects you from damage.
Number 16
Going to take the first non candy item. Some of yous may be saying wait what this is trick or treating bag power ranking so I'm ranking things that go in the bag. And Vampire teeth go in a trick or treating bag some one always hands these out even do everyone has a costume. But I love them then then still love them now. I should go find some and write the rest of my blog in them.
Number 15
Baby Ruth
plain and simple not bad not horrible good package shiny better then milky ways so Baby ruth sneaks onto the board. Baseball player is a hall of famer candy bar not so much. It's a good player will be remembered
once he retires but more important to the specific team then the whole league.
Number 14
I'm Going Snickers
. When you are a kid this is a dad candy aka a man candy. You would eat it but it's to complex it slows you down on the candy consumption rampage you are trying to go on. To much going on with the peanuts nugget and carmel. to sophisticated for our young pallets to understand. But this and Hersey bar are the definition of old school candy bars. It's a TE going to go out there not do anything fancy
Number 13
Laffy Taffy Banana specifically
. I like Bananas. The 4 I ate in one day playing wii when I was like 11 totally proves I'm ride or die with Bananas. I'm a complete psycho I love the taste and smell of bananas to I like Banana Laffy taffy
Number 12
Bag of Chips.
Anything that you can sneak into a lunch bag when November 1'st roles by is a win in my book. Bag of Chips are a power move. Growing up we bought in bulk and getting a big bag of chips and doing snack/sandwich bags of chips was cheaper and more effective. So something about that small mostly air bag made those chips taste that much better.
Number 11
Butter Finger can't lay a finger on my butter finger
Number 10
Krackel Bar small never seen a real full size more of a complimentary piece but you'll see why it's 10 in a min.
Number 9
Swedish fish
red food to me is the most elite food around for some reason don't know why. We can get into this debate at another date but what food is better orange or red? Mind in a blender now. But Swedish Fish
Number 8
Kit Kat
break me off a piece. just the waffer makes this candy. It's different then nougat, peanuts, and caramel light airy need like 5 to be happy
Number 7
Twisslers
another red food that does the job or being good sugary and breaking up the chocolate flavor. This one does it better then sweedish fish plus you can play with it if its a peel-able piece
Number 6
Skittles
put the whole bag in your mouth and let all the flavors enjoy. Slobber all over the place. Best basketball practice ever was when I ate like 10 bags on valentines days but this a halloween blog enough of that.
Number 5
Reeses cups
the diversity is what makes it a top 5. Everything is whole peanut they smash it here and pair it nicely with the chocolate. Peanut butter just tastes different the sugar does that. But it unlocks a differnt combo of flavor that peanut butter chocolate cup
Number 4
Dots
My top 5 controversial pick but I freaking love dots staying true to my self. Good size pack like 8 pieces min. in a box can't beat it. Because it's such a bizzare different pick that is where I lose my creditable but its what I like so they are here in the top 5. The pick that taken to early in the draft but what ever this is where they stand in my life.
Number 3
MnM's
don't melt one of the most popular candy's out there can shove a whole bag in your mouth and keep going. Best MnM's where the paper bag ones to easier open to mouth pace more CE/M [ candy eaten per min]
Number 2
Twix
another diversity pick cookie not to much caramel layered over that cookie to much caramel is a bad thing for me so this has the perfect distribution when it comes to candy.
Number 1
Crunch bar
that rice makes it so much better. this is a fun candy bar my number one iconic package got the label printed into the actual bar I love it. When you got the big bar you go I'll only eat to the U but you don't you blow past that U and all the way to the trade mark R.
Honorable mentions
Gum
some people say not candy others say it is a candy who knows so gum Made the honorable mention didn’t want people at my throat but I'm just saying you get a small back of gum your okay with it. This is my 21 pick if i did more then 20. Nostalgia maybe tapping into this pick do.
I think I want to go with gum or want to include it because the fire house located at 47th and Komensky they use to give out hubba bubba and that was [ yes I did map it out] a 1.1 mile min. round trip for that gum something special and always worth the trip.
3 musketeers this would be my 22 pick
starbursts might get two yellows may get a pink and a red never know in the pawn shop of candy. to much of a risk to be a top 20 pick of candy.
mint
You like a good mint tic tac or peppermint, candy cane, a little breath freshener and like 99% if the time you get them for free all year round. So not a great candy bag item and chances are if you get this item its left over random stuff around the house
bounce balls
anything King size
on the sheer fact that it only happened a few times in my life time. and it was usually a Worlds finest candy bar.
fruit snacks
"healthy candy" even do it's not really but it falls in this division
anything that can be put in your lunch bag November 1st
. So bat pretzles, or any type of cookie that you managed to get.
another non candy item
popcorn and hot chocolate not the biggest hot chocolate fan so it was good in december. Popcorn became usless once the microwave broke.
Reese's pieces.
80's have been over. they are good candy you'll eat them but if they are not in your bag its okay but when you think Halloween chances are you are thinking of recess pieces feel like it's more iconic when it comes to Halloween more then anything.
That's my list happy halloween have a nice day be safe trick or treat smell my feet. If you don't give me something that I like I'll pull down your underwear.
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