My Thoughts on Ghosts

 We got Halloween next Saturday. The streets will be wondering with goblins, ghouls and ghosts. 

But I never got ghosts. 

And no not talking about ghosting or what that girl from tinder did to me either. 

I'm talking spooky ghosts. 

Let's define the ghost that we are going to talk about today is.


Your dead. And you choose to spend the rest of your time here haunting me? Your invisible have you ever traveled  before I imagine not your a ghost in a factory go see the world go do something life the life you wanted before you died. 

I heard ghosts only come back because they died to soon or they did not finish what they where supposed to do when they where alive. 

It that so happens to be the case why are ghost so mean then? Like dude I'll help you just ask nicely. Ok I get your dead, and no ones helped your for the 300 years you've been dead but you going BOOOOOO and moving stuff around my house probably did not help the matter. Plus your dead like you legit can't go anywhere since you know haven't finished your life goal. I'll let you accomplish it. 

And why is it the first time ghost meet you they got to be moving stuff, scaring you and freaking you out. Like c'mon man get out of my face your breath stinks when's the last time you had a tic tac. And really you got to be going nuts on me you've been dead for 100 years' how up to date are you on things? Do I got to fill you in on anything? And trust me scaring me for the first time we meet is not a good impression, just saying, you died manners never do. 


Take a lesson from casper and introduce your self 


Ghost that yell GET OUT make no sense either. Your died a 100 years ago you have to realize you would of had to sell eventually.  I'm the new home owner you free loading bum don't flicker those lights unless your paying the bill. Another big no no don't be slamming or moving furniture to where you want it. I'm decorating the new joint you may have some input but this is my place now I get the final say. So don't move things for no reason. 

But there has to be some down side to helping a ghost I imagine. Like I assume the ghost community is tight night some what. They hear you helped one ghost get the justice they deserve. They are gonna recommend all their ghost friends to go to  you to help them get the justice they deserve. there go your weekends.  Sucks being a nice guy. 


PS if I stop blogging just know a ghost probably got me or I'm doing ghost missions 


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