My take on the cat costume

 And we are now into the week leading up to halloween. Spooky season is almost to an end AWWWW so sad. 😔 Yeah not really if any one knows me they know I hate halloween. Love the Candy. But everything else stinks scary movies, hate. People trying to scare you, hate. Face paint, hate. Dressing up, Hate. So besides candy. I have no love for halloween. And as a Jr functioning adult, with a few dollars and legs that work. I finally realized I can use those legs and few dollars and take my self to any store/ gas station to get candy all year round too. So the little "Love" for halloween that I had is pretty much gone at this point. 

But year in and year out there is one costume do. Always guaranteed to make an appearance . Seen maybe a few times in public, instagram and definitely on Tinder. And it's the cat costume.

And I never got it. I get the point of it cat's are spooky, its halloween. It's simple/cheap suppose to be Hot . But I don't get how it's hot? You are trying to be a cat. Cats are the worse animal ever. Yous couldn't pick another animal? Actually no don't even pick another animal because any sane person, Does not want to date or have any form of sex an animal. The only people that do are complete psychos. And don't hit me with Well she's a P______ do. HHUHHH HA Ha Haa HA  Shut up what are we 13. 

This is what your going for tonight ?[ well maybe at the end of the night but that's a different point] 

The girls that wear this costume too are the ones that wear jean jackets and yoga pants and think they are unique. The cat costume is so so OVERRATED . A lady who wears a cat costume is defiantly one that would never in a million years talk or give me the time of day. Unless for some reason my life has been in a  rom-com or sit-com all along and I'm just finding out.  Maybe That's the reason why I don't like this costume. Because I'm not hot enough for a girl that is in the cat costume so I subconsciously hate it. Thats some complex/ deep psychiatrist stuff ain't it. 

                    Why they don't talk to me makes no sense. Since I look like this a complete sex symbol 

and she looks like this  

Another thing that makes no sense that resembles this costume, is the girls who used to us the dog filter on snapchat to flirt with you. Once again not attractive to dogs. Only thing that I want to resemble with you and a dog is doggy style. But you are not letting this ↓back there. 

Also I'm not that big into superhero's and comics as I was say 6 years ago. But don't hit me, What about Cat woman do ? If your dressed as catwoman I guess that fine. But the real catwoman is a woman dressed as a cat burglar. not a cat. Plus she's in a world world where the guy in charge of stopping crime is dressed as a bat. And Everyone dresses what there name is. 

But I have and give the exception to Cat woman. She was hot before I even knew what was hot so she gets the pass, not like becky. 

Now let's take a a full 180 from the sexual charged tension I put out there, on this Sunday that you are supposed to be holy on, for no reason. And talk about who can actually wear this costume.The only people that look cute in the cat costume is toddlers. 

The only reason why they can do this. Is because they are practically cats already. Around the same brain capacity and they are always on the ground. 

What wild ride this blog was. This probably made no sense what so ever. Wear what ever costume you want. I can care less I'm defiantly not going to leave my house anyways so it's not like I'll see it and judge you on it either way. Plus I'm me. the lady wearing this costume could care less about me. Her Body, Her costume, her night she can do what ever she wants. What ever Happy Halloween the longer I keep writing the worse this gets.