Mitch V Foles

As I did yester day I compared  Mitchell Trubiksy and Patrick Mahomes. That's good an all puts Mitch above Foles by alot but Mitch still has to finish the QB competition at Halas Hall. And Here I am again making some more comparisons to help give Nagy a fresh set of eyes on this whole ordeal.


Nick has a big dick. That big dick may drag on the ground


Mitch as average size and won't get turf burn on his ding dong 


Im just a small time blogger so I have no idea what both QB's are packing if there in the pistol or shotgun god for bid under center. Well just have to leave that up to cordarrelle patterson to decide


QB 1 aka #10  has a better name Mitchell Trubiksy lots of letters, more fun to say, sturdy name you can build a house on that name



Nick Foles plan boring and Foles to close to fold as in Nick folds under pressure
or as in Nick Foles got sacked and folded in half



Mitch wears 10 one better then 9


Nick wears Nine because he wants to be like Jim McMahon and no one is as cool as McMahon



Mitch weighs 215 sleek skinny



Nick foles 243 a fatty


Mitch is Mr. Football Ohio
Nick is not Mr. Football Ohio 

Mitch only went to one college


nick went to three schools indecisive  won't choose who to throw the ball to and get sacked.


No profanity nick name

has profanity in his nick name 


Nick looks like a mouth breather


Nick foles taking a big breath 



 and looks like  Napoleon dynamite and last time we had Napoleon dynamite we lost out on 16 mill

 

 


Wants to win a super bowl



wants to be come a pastor


Once again I don't see How or why Matt Nagy will not choose Mitch as his starter. All the signs point towards Mitch. Let's make the choose for QB sooner then later. At the rate we are going we better hope we win the coin toss and defer the ball so our defense is out there so we can like 5 more mins to think about who should play Qb against the lions.



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