Vacation essentials
We just got past the 4th of July weekend the peak of summer its all down hill after this. We all know that. But with the Virus and the city still on light lock down life either goes by slow or to fast. One thing that everyone for the most part is missing out this summer is a vacation going away. But what makes a vacation?
These are the things that every vacation needs to have to be considered a true vacation.
Yeah packing your bags seems kind of pointless right now but these things are what will make your vacation in 2021
every vacation you need to swim
It's the most out of the simplest and out of ordinary thing you can do. A quick little dip. use that bathing suit you bought 2 years ago saying this is gonna be the best summer ever beach all the time. But you never got invited to go to the beach, or when you asked people to go they where busy all of sudden, plus you worked like a dog all summer. So after 2 years and gaining a couple pounds you manage to get in those trunks a little tight but they finally get to be put to use on a vacation, @ the hotel pool swim.
blow drying your hair
Your mom owns a hair dryer, your sister owns a hair dryer, your other sister owns a hair dryer. You get your hair wet all the time, it makes sense to use a hair dryer. But you never do you just towel dry it and wait that 30 minutes for your head to be fully dry. But on vacation no no no you ain't got that 30 minutes to wait for your hair dry. So you take that wall mouthed hair dryer of the wall blast that thing on hot and comb your hair.
Try new foods IE food native to that state or city your in now
mini power ranking of most memorable food in a new state .
1. Tennessee 08: Country vanilla ice cream Best GOD DAMN vanilla ice cream I ever had
2.Tennessee 18: Hot Chicken
3.Tennessee: 18: Waffle house bacon and Waffles
4. Dallas 17: Barbecue
5. Florida12: Sprite this sprite could rival McDonalds sprite
6.NYC 17: Black and White Cookie
7. Florida 12: Mickey Mouse ear ice cream
8. NYC 18: Pizza
Ohio nothing worth bragging about its Cleveland after all.
Worse thing ever St. Louis style pizza we went to the zoo and wanted something quick as we left it to go to the check into the hotel we stopped at IMO one of the "best" pizza places in St. Louis if thats the best that they got to offer I don't want to know what the worse has.
This was very unattentuinally I started typing places Ive been and never realized Tennessee was so good at food. May be 3rd best place with food Chicago South side first Chicago North side 2nd Tennessee 3rd
You Gotta get suckered into buying something completely useless for no reason.
Some weird T shirt or something that just becomes a weird fixture in your room or bobble head, or something like a Statute of liberty foam visor or mickey mouse gloves which are awesome but no where to wear them.
Not get a well nights rest
Because Sleeping in hotels is weird when you went to bed you closed the blinds all the way too. Because a a parking lot light was bothering you. But you open those blinds and the sun has not been brighter this is the brightest light you have ever seen ever and you're pretty sure you died because the light was that bright.
your stomach gets upset for some reason
I consider my a stomach of steel person not to Brag but I can eat white castle and not poop my brains and guts out after wards. But for some reason my stomach of steel becomes a stomach of slump 85% of the time when I am on the road. It's always like a random period too like day 3 and half of day 4. Bubble guts
reminisce about old vacations
surprisingly I don't think I should power rank all my vacations enjoy leaving the house for a road trip in the morning traveling half across the country in the old mini van or family car spending time with family making jokes just enjoy the time together removing our selfs from a hectic time. Family vacations are awesome can't wait to go on one next year.
These are the things that every vacation needs to have to be considered a true vacation.
Yeah packing your bags seems kind of pointless right now but these things are what will make your vacation in 2021
every vacation you need to swim
It's the most out of the simplest and out of ordinary thing you can do. A quick little dip. use that bathing suit you bought 2 years ago saying this is gonna be the best summer ever beach all the time. But you never got invited to go to the beach, or when you asked people to go they where busy all of sudden, plus you worked like a dog all summer. So after 2 years and gaining a couple pounds you manage to get in those trunks a little tight but they finally get to be put to use on a vacation, @ the hotel pool swim.
blow drying your hair
Your mom owns a hair dryer, your sister owns a hair dryer, your other sister owns a hair dryer. You get your hair wet all the time, it makes sense to use a hair dryer. But you never do you just towel dry it and wait that 30 minutes for your head to be fully dry. But on vacation no no no you ain't got that 30 minutes to wait for your hair dry. So you take that wall mouthed hair dryer of the wall blast that thing on hot and comb your hair.
Try new foods IE food native to that state or city your in now
mini power ranking of most memorable food in a new state .
1. Tennessee 08: Country vanilla ice cream Best GOD DAMN vanilla ice cream I ever had
2.Tennessee 18: Hot Chicken
3.Tennessee: 18: Waffle house bacon and Waffles
4. Dallas 17: Barbecue
5. Florida12: Sprite this sprite could rival McDonalds sprite
6.NYC 17: Black and White Cookie
7. Florida 12: Mickey Mouse ear ice cream
8. NYC 18: Pizza
Ohio nothing worth bragging about its Cleveland after all.
Worse thing ever St. Louis style pizza we went to the zoo and wanted something quick as we left it to go to the check into the hotel we stopped at IMO one of the "best" pizza places in St. Louis if thats the best that they got to offer I don't want to know what the worse has.
This was very unattentuinally I started typing places Ive been and never realized Tennessee was so good at food. May be 3rd best place with food Chicago South side first Chicago North side 2nd Tennessee 3rd
You Gotta get suckered into buying something completely useless for no reason.
Some weird T shirt or something that just becomes a weird fixture in your room or bobble head, or something like a Statute of liberty foam visor or mickey mouse gloves which are awesome but no where to wear them.
Not get a well nights rest
Because Sleeping in hotels is weird when you went to bed you closed the blinds all the way too. Because a a parking lot light was bothering you. But you open those blinds and the sun has not been brighter this is the brightest light you have ever seen ever and you're pretty sure you died because the light was that bright.
I consider my a stomach of steel person not to Brag but I can eat white castle and not poop my brains and guts out after wards. But for some reason my stomach of steel becomes a stomach of slump 85% of the time when I am on the road. It's always like a random period too like day 3 and half of day 4. Bubble guts
reminisce about old vacations
surprisingly I don't think I should power rank all my vacations enjoy leaving the house for a road trip in the morning traveling half across the country in the old mini van or family car spending time with family making jokes just enjoy the time together removing our selfs from a hectic time. Family vacations are awesome can't wait to go on one next year.
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