Cargo short blog

People say Memorial Day is the start to summer my start to summer is June 1st.  So It’s officially the summer time. That means sun dresses, swim suits and shorts are back. Shorts are back for most people unless you're a crazy midwest person who wears shorts all year around even when its below 30* degrees. 


But cargo shorts guys get made fun of the most. And Know what Im a cargo short guy and I've had enough of the Cargo short slander. Enough is enough. I don't know when it happened but some where down the cargo short got associated with lazy loser fat stoners, anime loving nerds, fedora wearing geeks, Etc Etc.  And know what I am none of those things maybe a little over weight but I don't smoke so guess what I'm not a lazy loser fat stoner. People who associated me a tax paying, hard working, cargo wearing blogger you are wrong. Come at me for being wearing some thing  practical  is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm wearing cargo shorts with the extra pocket space yeah I may have cucumber in my pocket. I bet you people don't even have a problem with cargo shorts its another case of falling in with the masses of everyone says we hate this so I guess I got to say I hate it too. Pathetic go against the grain by wearing what every you want.




The reason why these wonderful pants even exists is for military use and for pukka shell wearing, no shirt wearing guys could have a pocket to stash their shirt. So these " dream boys" can wear them and I can't. now thats just being mean. Judging a guy on his looks very classy ladies. But the audacity of Ladies trying to make fun of a guy with cargo shorts blows my mind. Why are you judging me  Becky your pants don't even have pockets.   My cargo shorts are at  a nice comfortable area on my body, your high waisted shorts look hot but at what cost, half the shorts are up your butt crack.

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