Da Blog : Day Late Dollar Short

Was a while back. I finished class and on a day where I would probably would have done  nothing till I had to go home. Bumped into a friend helped him out with video project and stared and improvised lines in  Donate to My Broke Ass  GOFUND me link down below  https://www.gofundme.com/brokeass   [Hate that I have to do this but thats not a real link.]

Everyone is bored out of their mind in quarantine binging all they can on Netflix or any other TV streaming site, making up stupid challenges on social media, and making Tiktoks to pass the time. I have no real reason why I should but I have a  hatred when it comes to social media challenges IE posting on my story. Is it Because no one challenges me? Maybe Is it because when I do a "cool" trendy thing no one else slides up or responds to it? Is it that I also get invited to the party, to do the challenge late?  Maybe. some very strong cases on why I hate social media trends. And even do they are mostly stupid, I would like to decline the option of doing them. But one of the most recent trends on TikTok that as slowly made its way to Instagram so late .[I do not have tiktok had it for a week to see this one girls very bad ones.] Is the Walk in on my boyfriend naked or show a baby that you breast feed your boobs, to get the reactions. I think women just want to me nudist an...

As you know I like the SNL Superfan sketch, after all its what inspired my title Superfan Max for my bears speech. The Superfan's made a an appearance during Sweet Home Chicago Relief and Recovery Telethon Start at 59:10 ish With The Superfans making an appearance and my 100th Blog I thought it was fitting to try my hand at writing the Superfan Max SNL weekend update appearance as  it where happening this week. Superfan Max; Hey Collin Che How yous guys doing. Colin and Che:[ together]  alright fine Colin: How are you doing with no sports? SMF: Its a little weird no heart attacks in 3 days. No heart attack due to late game fall aparts, no down by one will we win scenarios nothing. Colin: 3 days with out a heart attack what caused the last one. SMF: new ketoDiet nothing to crazy. Colin: besides no heart attacks and new diet what have you been up to superfan max. SMF : Colin my friend I have been watching the last dance which should of been "Which shoul...

[Taps plays in the background] ] As I take my aviators off, and remove my Bears hat I say this with great sadness and a heavy hearted. That Ditka's in the Gold Coast is closing forever. Let's take a moment and remember such a fine establishment. And All the kick ass steaks. I ate at Ditka's  May 27th of 2018. Had the Kick ass paddle steak and Redskin mashed potatoes. as seen in the picture. Of course it was delicious Mike Ditka does not put his name on anything unless its the best.  But I should of complained about my steak and ask for the manger. And when some middle age women in a pants suit came out I would demand no the real manager. And Mike Ditka would come out and I would be in Awe for I would be in the presence of the Lord. Ditka is closing due to to the Covid-19 economy and the short tenure left on the lease. Once again vegans, vegetarians, and Covid-19 ruin everything and  remind me everything changes  in life. Life goes on I guess but not...

People are talking, and that talk is crazy talk. Some say Aaron Rodgers is trying to force is way out of Green Bay and take I-90W 4 hours and 22 min. the longest way Down to Chitown.  Absolute crazy talk, if you ask me, and I have no Idea how to feel. I get that Mitch needs a good back up for when we decide to rest him or God forbid he gets injured but Rodgers? He as solely ripped my heart out numerous times wether it be 12/8/16 game  12/8/16 game  where the limping bears tried to fend off the Packers, or the time Rodgers decided to come back on  Sunday Night Football  or the time he disgraced the mustache and just existed. We hate that guy.  But theirs talk we'll take him in? I don't know if I can take him in with open arms.  Lets weight it out Pros.                                                     Cons  ...

I only do Chicago based stuff but some times you have to leave your city for stupid.  Souther California aka San Diego they been acting like animals out west. They loose the Chargers now there minds.  They've been going out, going to the beach surfer dude shit and now this.  California is defiantly a state to complain about the virus not being gone, when they are prolonging it. And now this I get that we are suppose to wear mask all over the place but this is the most outrages mask that you could choose. But I get it those N90 masks are hard to come by. In hindsight IF you think about it its a genius mask to wear do. Hear me out who the hell wants to be associated with a racists? .....No one... So no ones gonna stand next to you boom. Whole isle cleared lots of free space every social distancing can do your shopping in peace.  The Article  says that the person wearing it knows it was stupid but is mad that the government keeps telling them what todo. Just ...

Yes you read the title right A Mark Sanchez Blog. But after my recent rant  blog  on Watson. You will get this blog kinda of and see why he's being mentioned. But I sent that Watson blog out and some one said I forgot that Mark Sanchez was the Bears 3rd string QB a few years back. not a photo shop either I always remembered he played for the Bears because he wore Cutlers 6 with out letting it rest a year Well reminder he was QB 3 slinging Sanchez  is what they use to call him on the south side.  [absolutely no one has ever called him that.]  I have a very weird memory. I remember the day the Bears signed Sanchez or how I found out. I woke up in Dallas was still in bed I checked snapchat, saw the Bears story and on it  was new free agent signing boom Mark Sanchez.  Who would of thought while I was in Dallas for a Lacrosse trip that I constantly shit my brains out  the Bears would sign a Cowboy. I think we visited their Practice facility T...

Jesus Fucking Christ Deshaun Watson. Once again its the time of the month where the Bears are called racists when we all know we are dumb idiots who can't draft QB's or have anything nice. Lets recap because I'm Pretty sure you don't know this by now : " BUT DID YOU KNOW THE BEARS TRADED UP A PICK FOR MITCH TRUBISKY AND PASSED ON WATSON AND MAHOMES"  What you didn't not Know that.  I don't have twitter so bare with me on the screen shots. [ Even do If I had twitter it still be screenshots]   Old News we all know that  we all know racism still exist that one class did not teach me how to end it. But We do not know how  evaluate or how to to have nice things with the Bears IE QB's Kickers, Office executives   [ until I get there]  We did "Speak' did not meet  tweet  [ Hold still for 5 seconds wait for OOOOOOO to die down]  Roddy White open your eyes and pay attention. Read My Chicago Bears Blac...

Alright Bears schedule was released earlier today.  And is it to far fetch to say 16-0? Nope its not. Let's start off in the preseason.  preseason game does not matter or we shouldn't really care. But we have a QB controversy  going on but Mitch is gonna win the job I know it. Mitch plays his home town team and we seen what he did last time he was in Denver.  San Fran and Titans a NFC champions ship preview? and the Titans are in our division this year I guess and I wish this game was at Soldier field because it would feel like the real deal. we have to play the titans twice this year. So lets pay attention so we know how to get the job done later on in the season.   4-0 in other words Regular season  So we are gonna start off on the Road in the Lions den. Easy win should be a close game 79-3. record 1-0  Giants good game  possibly. Game plan leaked hand off to Barkley. Load the box with 9. Intersting fact this is the fi...