Online Church

You can find everything online these days. Anything!  So it was just brought up tp my attention by a friend last night that theres virtual mass now. The Pope a few weeks back "shut down" the churches all across the world because no more then 10 people can be in the same place together plus 6 ft apart.


I was stoked since I would have to spend my birthday in Church cuz of easter vigil. And probably not a good idea to be sharing from the same cup, even do the priest washed their hands and hand sanitize them that they shouldn't be feeding you communion bare handed.  Especially if you're one of the people that like communion straight to hand to tongue.

Even do there no Church apparently the religious faith still stands, I know bummer not at a Thunder dome There are no rules level of faith in society yet. [maybe thats what like 3 weeks, 4 tops]
Guess one of the good parts of no Church and streaming it on a laptop  is you don't have the up down aerobic exercise

Everyone shouldn't abandoned their faith right now. I haven't abandoned mine I say a couple prayers, throw a couple Hail Marys in the mix when playing madden and when I mess something up I let everyone around me know my religious affiliation with the phrase " Jesus "fucking" Christ." 

Another good thing is Mass in pajamas, those little kids who show up to Sunday service like that where on to something, no more Sunday finest looking like Bart Simpson 

 classic debate who wore it better 

One thing I'm going to miss about Church or that online church can't compete with is  the seating arrangement. Plush sofa with pillows with blankets over those over a hundred year old wooden blanks that make up the pews. I'll take a pew any day of the week, especially sunday. I think Ive gotten some of my best sleep in those things 

If any of you heathens feel compelled to find God while on house arrest like this is actual prison 

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